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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

What is it you have that when someone else has it or takes it your very selfish inner Gollum comes out?

Mine is my little dog Greg (husband named him don't blame me ) when the little backstabbing turncoat snuggles up with a visitor I hate it even we he's comfy with them i'll still shout him like "come over here they don't want you all over them" just to get him back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that just made me smile OP

I wish I had a doggo - I think I'd feel the same way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone.

Everytime I try to show my mum something she takes my phone out my hand to see better and I just panic thinking oh god any minute she’s going to swipe through my pictures and see my arsehole or something.

Look with eyes ffs

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Hahaha that just made me smile OP

I wish I had a doggo - I think I'd feel the same way."

I genuinely hate it, I just look at him cheating on me thinking what a dick then I want to be angry with him for momentarily breaking my heart but he's just to cute

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"My phone.

Everytime I try to show my mum something she takes my phone out my hand to see better and I just panic thinking oh god any minute she’s going to swipe through my pictures and see my arsehole or something.

Look with eyes ffs "

see your arsehole

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Food on my plate. When I can see them looking over my fork hand instinctively goes on guard

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Food on my plate. When I can see them looking over my fork hand instinctively goes on guard "
this

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My phone.

Everytime I try to show my mum something she takes my phone out my hand to see better and I just panic thinking oh god any minute she’s going to swipe through my pictures and see my arsehole or something.

Look with eyes ffs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food on my plate. When I can see them looking over my fork hand instinctively goes on guard "

Oh no I’m such a sharer I have no problem taking food from people’s plate and piling something off mine onto theirs

I feel like I would lose my hand if we ever had dinner together

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs


"Food on my plate. When I can see them looking over my fork hand instinctively goes on guard

Oh no I’m such a sharer I have no problem taking food from people’s plate and piling something off mine onto theirs

I feel like I would lose my hand if we ever had dinner together "

We could safely sit opposites and then I could keep an eye on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone else has it and I want it, I just take it.

Food usually, I am the oneat the table as soon as food is served "are you going to eat all that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone.

Everytime I try to show my mum something she takes my phone out my hand to see better and I just panic thinking oh god any minute she’s going to swipe through my pictures and see my arsehole or something.

Look with eyes ffs "

this!!! Gives me a heart attack

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing "

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good lord - lots of food thieves here!

This is exactly why I always take my food into the toilet cubicles and eat it in solitary confinement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips "

Jamie Hants I think we're soul sisters

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing "
100% with you on this, I would definitely be jamming my big toe up there nose if they thought about touching my junk food mine all mine

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"If someone else has it and I want it, I just take it.

Food usually, I am the oneat the table as soon as food is served "are you going to eat all that?"

"

my brother in law is like that hes a vulture hanging his nose over everyones food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

Jamie Hants I think we're soul sisters "

I think you’re right.

Hey soul sister is literally my favourite song too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha that just made me smile OP

I wish I had a doggo - I think I'd feel the same way."

I definitely feel the same with Catto, although she's got a typical feline sense of selective hearing LOL

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing 100% with you on this, I would definitely be jamming my big toe up there nose if they thought about touching my junk food mine all mine "

Which is why I'll never ever have tapas

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

So up to yet we have

A dog

A phone for fear of a the dreaded bum hole peaking on a pic

Food

At least we are all on the same wave length

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips "

Just because your a good looking women doesn't mean you can get your mitts into my doner kebab and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

Jamie Hants I think we're soul sisters

I think you’re right.

Hey soul sister is literally my favourite song too. "

Let's share snacks and perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

Just because your a good looking women doesn't mean you can get your mitts into my doner kebab and chips "

Our* doner kebab and cheesy chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

Jamie Hants I think we're soul sisters

I think you’re right.

Hey soul sister is literally my favourite song too.

Let's share snacks and perv "

Agreed!

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By *assing Fancies x OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

Just because your a good looking women doesn't mean you can get your mitts into my doner kebab and chips

Our* doner kebab and cheesy chips "

the gauntlet has been thrown down here sHaRiF how can you possibly protect your food with all these hands after it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My coffee. I'll fight anyone who tries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone.

Everytime I try to show my mum something she takes my phone out my hand to see better and I just panic thinking oh god any minute she’s going to swipe through my pictures and see my arsehole or something.

Look with eyes ffs "

Hahaha I'm exactly the same with this!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

Just because your a good looking women doesn't mean you can get your mitts into my doner kebab and chips

Our* doner kebab and cheesy chips the gauntlet has been thrown down here sHaRiF how can you possibly protect your food with all these hands after it "

You'll have to come to my rescue Yummy, you block her path while I run away with my food

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"My Saturday night Doner and chips , it's all mine I'm not sharing

Ahhh again. I would have no problem helping myself. I see food as communal

Our* kebab and chips

Jamie Hants I think we're soul sisters "

You can leave it out and all Indigosunshine

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"My phone.

Everytime I try to show my mum something she takes my phone out my hand to see better and I just panic thinking oh god any minute she’s going to swipe through my pictures and see my arsehole or something.

Look with eyes ffs "

Ha ha if anyone knows me holds my phone they dare not to swipe lol

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