FabSwingers.com forum: What has someone never done

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To you ever in your life?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Poked me in the eye with a Chuppa Chupp

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"To you ever in your life?"

Bought me a baby dragon. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truly loved someone

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

properly broke my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumped me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Truly loved someone "

That doesn’t even make sense to what I asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flown me off in a helicopter to their mountain lair

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Given me the winning lottery numbers

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Spanked me on the bottom with a Women’s Weekly!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

married me

Taken me on holiday

Taken me to a show

Taken me on a picnic

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Massaged me or sucked my cock for long enough

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Spanked me on the bottom with a Women’s Weekly! "

Come here then. I'll grab one from the docs....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"married me

Taken me on holiday

Taken me to a show

Taken me on a picnic

I'll take you on a picnic and depending on your table manners I might marry you

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Put their willy in my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"married me

Taken me on holiday

Taken me to a show

Taken me on a picnic

Those last two are truly heartbreaking!!

Nobody has ever kissed me in the loos of a wetherspoons on a midweek afternoon...

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Left me alone alone at a bakery

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Killed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought me flowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spanked me on the bottom with a Women’s Weekly! "

What about with a Take A Break?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken me on a dinner date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken me to the aquarium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked me off with a doughnut.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wanked me off with a doughnut. "

When this happens you need to film it LVM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanked me off with a doughnut. "

I'll get the Krispy kremes out

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanked me off with a doughnut. "

I'll be having words with that girlfriend of yours! This is unacceptable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recited Mein Kampf to the tune of Ebony and Ivory.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Spanked me on the bottom with a Women’s Weekly! "

That can be arranged Victoria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like there's going to be an audience for these doughnut shenanigans at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanked me off with a doughnut.

I'll be having words with that girlfriend of yours! This is unacceptable!! "

But...but...he has never mentioned it to me before. I will punish myself with self spanking so I can post something in Morningstar's thread too

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Taken me to the zoo

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanked me off with a doughnut.

I'll be having words with that girlfriend of yours! This is unacceptable!!

But...but...he has never mentioned it to me before. I will punish myself with self spanking so I can post something in Morningstar's thread too

Two birds one stone! And have doughnuts in when he gets back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved me

Put me first

Respected me

Seen past my looks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Taken me to the zoo "
i went to the zoo with a guy from here on the back of one of those dating threads

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Given me an enema

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No one has ever cooked me Eggs Benedict (still!)

I need to sort this shit out ASAP!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No one has ever cooked me Eggs Benedict (still!)

I need to sort this shit out ASAP! "

Would you settle for eggs florentine?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"No one has ever cooked me Eggs Benedict (still!)

I need to sort this shit out ASAP!

Would you settle for eggs florentine? "

Cor yes! Drizzle me with that good stuff!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Invite me to his/her private jet and feed me with carrot sticks while flying above the clouds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has ever cooked me Eggs Benedict (still!)

I need to sort this shit out ASAP!

Would you settle for eggs florentine? "

My fave !

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No one has ever cooked me Eggs Benedict (still!)

I need to sort this shit out ASAP!

Would you settle for eggs florentine?

Cor yes! Drizzle me with that good stuff!

You want me to feed you as well?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No one has ever cooked me Eggs Benedict (still!)

I need to sort this shit out ASAP!

Would you settle for eggs florentine?

My fave !"

So yummy isn't it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

been unfaithful to me (that i know of)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recited Mein Kampf to the tune of Ebony and Ivory."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truly loved me...

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Sent me a Valentine's card.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Punched me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"married me

Taken me on holiday

Taken me to a show

Taken me on a picnic

I can relate to this (except the first one as never on my radar) as I’ve always been the organiser, if not we wouldn’t have done anything

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Tried to sing Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da in tune whilst masterbating in front of me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

some of these answers make me sad

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Taken me to the zoo i went to the zoo with a guy from here on the back of one of those dating threads"

Aww that's lovely

Hope it went well x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"No one has ever cooked me Eggs Benedict (still!)

I need to sort this shit out ASAP!

Would you settle for eggs florentine?

Cor yes! Drizzle me with that good stuff!

You want me to feed you as well?

Yes please - a lady has never fed me eggs before either so two birds with one stone! Result!

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Wanked me off with a doughnut. "

Does that include playing hoopla first ?, roll up.. win a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"married me

Taken me on holiday

Taken me to a show

Taken me on a picnic

I can relate to this (except the first one as never on my radar) as I’ve always been the organiser, if not we wouldn’t have done anything "

Me, too! Married, divorced, but still never been with someone who took the initiative to do any of these things.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Married me.

Been engaged twice but I broke up with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken me into a 3some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Turned me down

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"married me

Taken me on holiday

Taken me to a show

Taken me on a picnic

I can relate to this (except the first one as never on my radar) as I’ve always been the organiser, if not we wouldn’t have done anything

Me, too! Married, divorced, but still never been with someone who took the initiative to do any of these things.

Yep that’s me without the m&d bit, always been the organiser, it is so frustrating. You’ll be on holiday “so what would you like to do today, or go see”.... “I don’t know you pick”.... and then when you do they sulk..... make an f’ing decision for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

taken me out to dinner (or anywhere) & romantically proposed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chose me

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I’ve not ever climbed Mount Everest

Nor been to the moon

Never licked a kangaroos anus (nor want to)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve not ever climbed Mount Everest

Nor been to the moon

Never licked a kangaroos anus (nor want to)"

That’s not what I asked though

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Followed me around Asda trying to take sneaky photos up my baggy shorts when I’ve got no trollies on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Followed me around Asda trying to take sneaky photos up my baggy shorts when I’ve got no trollies on "

That's not strictly true

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

proposed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Followed me around Asda trying to take sneaky photos up my baggy shorts when I’ve got no trollies on

That's not strictly true

So that cucumber had a camera in it??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No one has ever slapped in the face with a wet fish......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrote a song about me

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