FabSwingers.com forum: What words on profiles annoy you?

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For me it’s the word ‘looking’.....

I ‘look’ through magazines’.

I ‘look’ through rails of clothes.

Where do I ‘look’ for a man?

Ha ha.

Bhubaysi x

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

‘I don’t bite ... unless you ask’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Discrete.

From what?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

She's a gem

Treat with respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None really, I think they all have a place as do all the folk using them....

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"None really, I think they all have a place as do all the folk using them....

Room 101 perhaps !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it’s the word ‘looking’.....

I ‘look’ through magazines’.

I ‘look’ through rails of clothes.

Where do I ‘look’ for a man?

Ha ha.

Bhubaysi x "

* sneaks off to amend profile *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later" especially on profiles that have been around a long time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None really, I think they all have a place as do all the folk using them....

Room 101 perhaps ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say they’re only interested in someone ‘classy’ or ‘someone with standards’ etc etc

Hate being ruled out when they haven’t even met me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Professional.

As opposed to what exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot accommodate, cannot travel, send face pic

Do you need my Uber account details as well!?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cannot accommodate, cannot travel, send face pic

Do you need my Uber account details as well!?"

Lol I cannot accommodate or travel....pass me by lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“420 friendly”

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When they say they’re only interested in someone ‘classy’ or ‘someone with standards’ etc etc

Hate being ruled out when they haven’t even met me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“420 friendly”

Yes I hate that too. I had a guy message me and turned him down because I hate the smell and am anti drugs and the idiots who smoke them.

He proceeded to tell me how I was completely stupid for saying that as he only used it to help with health problems caused by being in the army. So why put it on his profile?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Stimulate my mind"

and yet they have a fairly empty profile or just dos/don'ts

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

come at me.

BBC - I take offence to it, for the sole reason I'm not using fab in braille form, I'm not fucking blind, I can see the colour of ones skin, and also.... I'll decide if it's big or not ta muchly.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Age limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional.

As opposed to what exactly? "

Darts players maybe

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Cannot accommodate, cannot travel, send face pic

Do you need my Uber account details as well!?"

Mother's maiden name, DOB, NI number, name of your first pet and we're good to go. Oops nearly forgot, bank a/c and sort code.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pic no message .... when they have no pics displayed anyway ? ...

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Professional.

As opposed to what exactly?

Darts players maybe

As opposed to a chav-like behaviour?

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By *ed_AliceWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

None annoy me, but words that would make me think we wouldn't be compatible include:

Discreet*

Cannot accommodate, cannot travel

(*tbf discrete actually does annoy me because we all have dictionaries at our fingertips)

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By *oppedSoxCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I think 'Cannot accommodate, cannot travel' gets a bad rep. It's perfect for people who meet at local clubs but are unwilling to go to private meets or host.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Words like, I don't, not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'heavy cummer' or '420 friendly'

No..... Just no!!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"'heavy cummer' or '420 friendly'

No..... Just no!!

With you on that one

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

The use of mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile with 'daddy' on it, 'daddies girl' bit of an odd thing to say if you ask me

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think 'Cannot accommodate, cannot travel' gets a bad rep. It's perfect for people who meet at local clubs but are unwilling to go to private meets or host.

Mr "

That’s me then! I don’t want strangers in my house, it’s my private abode, plus I also don’t want nut cases knowing where I live....

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Please use *insert words* in message or it will be deleted....

Are we at kindergarten lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Any words that are no longer words as a result of having been converted to text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looking for a regular" makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oblique ,

medium density fiberboard,

gravel ,

bulbous

antidisestablishmentarianism.

Or am just looking at the wrong profiles

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

genuine

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"genuine"

This

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Profiles with a mass of text. A few lines should be enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will fill in later" especially on profiles that have been around a long time!"

I absolutely agree with you on this.

It just screams lazy to me.

If someone can't be bothered to write a decent bio how much effort would they put into a meet!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Straight

They mail me and they are straight?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh the number one for me is that fucking stupid disclaimer on the profiles thats an instant block from me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Guarantees! I guarantee you a good time/laugh/multiple orgasms.

Erm.... you can't guarantee anything hombre

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Sydney University

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Durham

The phrase

I/we won't bite unless you want me/us to lol.

Actually used to see on dating sites more....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People's profiles and words don't normally bother me, I just skip past them. But what really really really pisses me off are the people on this site asking for meets, dogging sites, gang bangs etc when it's not safe to do so. I'm really struggling to keep my cool when reading "those words"

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"People's profiles and words don't normally bother me, I just skip past them. But what really really really pisses me off are the people on this site asking for meets, dogging sites, gang bangs etc when it's not safe to do so. I'm really struggling to keep my cool when reading "those words"

All of the above ! Xx

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"oh the number one for me is that fucking stupid disclaimer on the profiles thats an instant block from me"

And this too!

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Professional.

As opposed to what exactly? "

Amateur?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine;-)

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"genuine"

Hahaha definitely! You just know these are the ones that are going to mess you around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor"

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