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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Welcome to the part of the week wear all of us lovely but unmeetaball sorry lot gather together all hopeing that sumone will be kind enough to meet 1 of us.

Even if its just a social most of us wood be grateful that sumone has met us.

O its a hard life.

*#*# HOW THE CLUB WORKS #*#*

Simply post a social meet add on the thread and hope sumone takes it and meets you.

Remember to keep a 2 meeter gap.

Simple's

******DISCLAIMERS******

By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/social.

The OP is not Cupid,

therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.

To have/get a meet you may need to travel. Thar is not a hi chance a meet offor will turn up on your doorstep.

You don't have to meet only on a Wednesday. You can plan to meet someone on other days.

Happy meeting.

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0 MEET CLUB BIG SOCIALS

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THE NEXT 0 MEET CLUB SOCIAL IS

Not going to happen anytime soon.

Sorry but it's true.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Yeeeeeeeessss.

Count this fat fucker in.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

^ my 2 metre gap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for not meeting someone

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Yeeeeeeeessss.

Count this fat fucker in. "

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Welcome back.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"^ my 2 metre gap. "

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I see wat you did thar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in "

Oi. You know that isnt true.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

[Removed by poster at 02/09/20 11:12:33]

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"And mine "

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Safety first

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[keeping the 2m rule by poster at 02/09/20 11:12:33]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops."

But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in "

I'll not not meet you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.

But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol"

Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in "

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Possibly not for long.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.

But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol

Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet "

Especially with hot coffee about. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.

But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol

Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet "

FFS you're too far away!

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops."

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That's good cos I've never seen a unclothed coffee shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.

But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol

Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet "

Ooh I'd take that risk.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in,

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.

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That's good cos I've never seen a unclothed coffee shop. "

I'm spotting a gap in the market....

And I'm also available not to be met up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Wednesday a 50 percent off day

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'm in "

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Welcome to the club.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I’m in,"

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Welcome to the club.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.

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That's good cos I've never seen a unclothed coffee shop.

I'm spotting a gap in the market....

And I'm also available not to be met up with"

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Getting a bit close there.

Remember to keep that gap.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Is Wednesday a 50 percent off day "

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No it's the prime time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in

I'll not not meet you then "

No please don't meet me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in

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Possibly not for long. "

Oh no!!

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in

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Possibly not for long.

Oh no!! "

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Do you not want to find a meet.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me "

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The whole point of this club is to find a meet.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me

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The whole point of this club is to find a meet. "

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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me

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The whole point of this club is to find a meet.

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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising "

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I won't meet you.

Hang on that sounds mean. You know what I'm saying....

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me

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The whole point of this club is to find a meet.

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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising "

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Sorry.

It's called 0 meet club because it's for everyone that wants to have a meet but has had 0 meets for a while for whatever reason.

But I can see how you can maybe miss interpretation it.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me

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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising

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Sorry.

It's called 0 meet club because it's for everyone that wants to have a meet but has had 0 meets for a while for whatever reason.

But I can see how you can maybe miss interpretation it. "

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Well in that case I'll just mope off back to my corner then.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll social

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself..."

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What you need to do is when you find your vertical meet you both bye the same cake then it will appear you are sharing it.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I’ll social "

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Not to close I hope.

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over a year ago


"I’ll social

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Not to close I hope. "

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2 meters at least

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I’ll social

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Not to close I hope.

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2 meters at least "

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Safety first.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!

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over a year ago


"I’ll social

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Not to close I hope.

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2 meters at least

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Safety first. "

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Bring your own mask...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Anyone wanna stand 2m away from me?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Is this a successor to the No(Single Male)Meet club? I was a platinum member and certainly fulfilled its objectives.

Can I transfer my membership and get a 2m broomstick too.....who wants to hold my broomstick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself...

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What you need to do is when you find your vertical meet you both bye the same cake then it will appear you are sharing it. "

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Brilliant idea!

Polly I'll share a virtual distanced cake with you.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!

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That's a very nice offer. But I see a 400+ mile problem.

Anyway I'm looking for more than just getting married.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!

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Yeah.... Come on Seeside. Marry the lady.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I’ll social

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Not to close I hope.

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2 meters at least

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Safety first.

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Bring your own mask..."

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No problem.

# add mask emoji.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Anyone wanna stand 2m away from me?"

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Probably everyone.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Is this a successor to the No(Single Male)Meet club? I was a platinum member and certainly fulfilled its objectives.

Can I transfer my membership and get a 2m broomstick too.....who wants to hold my broomstick? "

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There was a nother club ?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself...

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What you need to do is when you find your vertical meet you both bye the same cake then it will appear you are sharing it.

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Brilliant idea!

Polly I'll share a virtual distanced cake with you. "

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I'm full of good ideas.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!

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That's a very nice offer. But I see a 400+ mile problem.

Anyway I'm looking for more than just getting married. "

Just look at it as extreme social distancing

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!

Yeah.... Come on Seeside. Marry the lady. "

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!

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That's a very nice offer. But I see a 400+ mile problem.

Anyway I'm looking for more than just getting married.

Just look at it as extreme social distancing

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That's one way to look at it.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Anyone wanna stand 2m away from me?

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Probably everyone. "

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Nawww

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Anyone wanna stand 2m away from me?

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Probably everyone.

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Nawww "

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For safety reasons of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in

I'll not not meet you then

No please don't meet me! "

Ok it's a not not not date! Where do you not want to go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in like Flynn

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'm in like Flynn"

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Welcome to the club.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.

Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.

Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can."

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Don't forget the cake.

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over a year ago

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.

Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can.

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Don't forget the cake. "

oops,yes, yes, oh god yesssss, there's always cake!

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.

Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can.

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Don't forget the cake.

oops,yes, yes, oh god yesssss, there's always cake!"

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That could have been a dezarstar if you forget about the cake.

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

What a sad times, "socialising with 2m distance...what's next?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"What a sad times, "socialising with 2m distance...what's next? "

I'm not even going to answer that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back seaside

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Welcome back seaside"

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Thanks. But I never left.

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