FabSwingers.com forum: perks of your job

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.

What perks does your job have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A free coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weekend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A free coffee.

Come and have a coffee with me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

short hours and long holidays and weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get as much cable end electrical equipment as I can cram into my van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to listen to people, who have been lucky enough to drop £5k pp on a holiday more than once a year, moan like fuck about the fact that, when they woke in their 5 star tent in the middle of the Serengeti, they didn't have real Kelloggs Corn Flakes for brekkie.....

Oh that I should have such problems.....

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

I get my pick of stockings, xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...merely the job still being there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A free coffee.

Come and have a coffee with me

I'm not stripping though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Company car...blackberry...and a bonus for being far from home ..hahahaha sound crazy but yeah some jobs still pay like that

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

a white van;

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Company car...blackberry...and a bonus for being far from home ..hahahaha sound crazy but yeah some jobs still pay like that"

I get that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A free car, free fuel, flexible (ish) working hours and the opportunity to make use of hotels booked for business trips for all kinds of debauchery!

And once a year I get a Xmas card from my boss's PA with a kiss on it - and she's quite fit!

Might ask her not to put it on the card this year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A free coffee.

Come and have a coffee with me

I'm not stripping though!"

Well I'm sure we could come to some arrangement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Company car...blackberry...and a bonus for being far from home ..hahahaha sound crazy but yeah some jobs still pay like that

I get that too. "

And a strip on top of that?????

Is there any vacancy ????? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free tea and cake several times a day. And plenty of driving round residential areas during summer which allows me to perv a lot

o and a free nurses unifor i can dress up with stockings lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Company car...blackberry...and a bonus for being far from home ..hahahaha sound crazy but yeah some jobs still pay like that

I get that too.

And a strip on top of that?????

Is there any vacancy ????? lol"

Exclusive club buddy sorry. We call it networking and gift of the gab

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

No perks at all. I cant even use my own vet as none of them are avian vets ..I know more than they do about birds.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

As many grass clippings as I want!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Free tea and cake several times a day. And plenty of driving round residential areas during summer which allows me to perv a lot

o and a free nurses unifor i can dress up with stockings lol xxx"

I'm in cardiff a fair bit, you can dress up for me.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Well, I get to take home fresh fish whenever I want, my dad even lets me have a Lobster if he's in a good mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guy is a medic so he had all the d*unk womans phone numbers he ever needs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Well, I get to take home fresh fish whenever I want, my dad even lets me have a Lobster if he's in a good mood.

Best job ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My guy is a medic so he had all the d*unk womans phone numbers he ever needs lol"

Hahahahahahahaha

what do you do with the numbers???

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Perks? I work for the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well most are bi so we end up having some fun 1 on 1 mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once flew business class to USA on a business trip, and had been taken out to eat in some really nice restaurants while out and about in Europe.

Happy Days!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........nothing, dont even get any free carbon lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Enough plutonium to keep my house well heated even in an English summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a good day lots of cuddles and the satisfaction of seeing someone achieve, on a bad day - temper tantrums and a load of mouth - hopefully nothing worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to get to work in this lovely weather (builder) lucky me hey???

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Enough plutonium to keep my house well heated even in an English summer

Lol

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i wish.

i deliver fresh meat, so if they werent so fucking tight i could pack my freezer for nothing.

but i get fookall.

except for being able to work long hours

ah well, best to have a job with no perks than none at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of stories not fit for a dinner table! (which I tell anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to give head massages to all the ladies

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Minimum wage, a boss that has informed me he is putting my job in the job centre, because he 'wants to see what is out there', but I am welcome to re-apply for it, a ban from all Premier Inns in the region....... oh perks, a 50% discount on food while I am working!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

33.45 hr week, but I work 45 + with TOIL which means on top of my six weeks holiday I get another six weeks off: 12 in total, not including 13 privilege days.

Flexible working hours, if I travel for business my time starts from I close my front door and ends when I open it again.

Free vend coffee, tea cappuccino, fruit juice and soup, in addition to free coffee shop quality expresso, cappuccino, tea from 8.30 - 3.30.

Free catered Christmas lunch and all the booze you can eat and party.

Department head takes us for Christmas lunch.

Used to have holiday playscheme £5 per child, which included all food and drink, travel, day trips out.

Can't complain about my lot really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a good day lots of cuddles and the satisfaction of seeing someone achieve, on a bad day - temper tantrums and a load of mouth - hopefully nothing worse

You work with HoneyPot....?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Redundancy pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a good day lots of cuddles and the satisfaction of seeing someone achieve, on a bad day - temper tantrums and a load of mouth - hopefully nothing worse

You work with HoneyPot....?

they might be honeypot on a good day on a bad one I would hate to name em lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No perks for me. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"33.45 hr week, but I work 45 + with TOIL which means on top of my six weeks holiday I get another six weeks off: 12 in total, not including 13 privilege days.

Flexible working hours, if I travel for business my time starts from I close my front door and ends when I open it again.

Free vend coffee, tea cappuccino, fruit juice and soup, in addition to free coffee shop quality expresso, cappuccino, tea from 8.30 - 3.30.

Free catered Christmas lunch and all the booze you can eat and party.

Department head takes us for Christmas lunch.

Used to have holiday playscheme £5 per child, which included all food and drink, travel, day trips out.

Can't complain about my lot really.

any jobs going??

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By *teamycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

As much coffee as i want to make and to stay in bed as long as i want, Looking for a job is such hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot for me unfortunately....well apart from a new M3 and free fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perks? I work for the NHS

Lol no perks then but as I'm sick at the mo it's good to get paid x

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By *lashygalWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"The weekend! "

SNAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fair few different perks, company car, free use of the company holiday home, great bonus scheme are just a few. I work for a fantastic company and have simply THE best boss anyone could possibly ask for.

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By *ilacbeastCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

Bugger all

Temp contract with refusal to make me permanent.

Not enough experiene to get perm, and a degree that cost me 20k and worth bugger all!

Bitter? Nah!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"33.45 hr week, but I work 45 + with TOIL which means on top of my six weeks holiday I get another six weeks off: 12 in total, not including 13 privilege days.

Flexible working hours, if I travel for business my time starts from I close my front door and ends when I open it again.

Free vend coffee, tea cappuccino, fruit juice and soup, in addition to free coffee shop quality expresso, cappuccino, tea from 8.30 - 3.30.

Free catered Christmas lunch and all the booze you can eat and party.

Department head takes us for Christmas lunch.

Used to have holiday playscheme £5 per child, which included all food and drink, travel, day trips out.

Can't complain about my lot really.

any jobs going??"

Funny...everyone always asks that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a truck driver I get to see some lovely views of ladies in cars passing me ...

Oh and non stop listening to my favourite music....

...oh and being cut up by Audi drivers ..always a priviledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.

What perks does your job have? "

all expenses paid trips to

germany

new york

paris

austria

and countless free lunches and dinners.

also when i was younger i got to shag the bosses wife for about 8 years, but that was covered on a different thread.

he didnt know mind and it wasnt actually written in my contract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work about 60-70 hours a week, but there are perks!

Like travelling regularly around the all areas of the UK and getting to meet with lots of delightful ladies...

Plus I do get to have lots of different cars and some free fuel too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free coffee etc though some management get a company car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.

What perks does your job have? "

what perks. well for 1 I don't have to listen to ppl like you Brag about what they can claim on expenses

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can claim expenses when im not working at the office location but i rarely bother.

if i have to stay in a hotel its booked through the system and all done for us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky. I get to stay in lots of nice hotels all over the country for free, get to meet loads of really nice people, get free food when ever I get to a motorway service station plus vouchers to spend in the shop, free entry to places like Alton towers, theme parks, all sorts of visitor attractions that usually cost a fortune to get into and of I'm lucky lots of tips at the end of the day or week. Anybody wondering what I do my usernam says it all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see my husband everyday..i help run his building firm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest perk is the smile I get from the Services Users and a cooked dinner when on lates, well as long as its not me doing the cooking.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I get to chat to attractive young ladies without getting put on the sex offenders register

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

we get an email from area manager every morning telling us how shite we are and how much we need to "up our game"

The only perk is knocking off time.

It's a job, but that's about it

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Travelling the world in business class, staying in nice hotels and a Jaguar XJ

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.

What perks does your job have?

what perks. well for 1 I don't have to listen to ppl like you Brag about what they can claim on expenses"

Oh touchy. Did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

company car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"company car"

Handcuffs would be a perk surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"company car

Handcuffs would be a perk surely

depends who's wearing them

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I get paid a pittance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"company car

Handcuffs would be a perk surely

depends who's wearing them

id like to try them out officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"company car

Handcuffs would be a perk surely

depends who's wearing them

id like to try them out officer

would yo come quietly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"company car

Handcuffs would be a perk surely

depends who's wearing them

id like to try them out officer

would yo come quietly?"

hell no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"company car

Handcuffs would be a perk surely

depends who's wearing them

id like to try them out officer

would yo come quietly?

hell no!!

looks like i'll have to get my truncheon out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to drive trucks on the Continent and in Summer it was always a perk to be parked on the French side of the Mt Blanc tunnel under the glacier taking a break, cup of tea in hand and looking out over the Chamonix valley. And I got paid!

Meeting so many different people in my job then and now is great and I see it as a perk.

Seems to me you don't need Jags, Business Air Fares and expenses to enjoy worthwhile 'perks'. They are all around you if you care to get your head out of the latest Expenses Claim Form ...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I get to be the boss and eat shit loads of the finest chcolate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought it was a perk to just have a job these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.

What perks does your job have?

what perks. well for 1 I don't have to listen to ppl like you Brag about what they can claim on expenses

Oh touchy. Did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed? "

got of bed ok this this morning with lady of my dreams, well i think so, i could go on all day about my job and it perks, but unlike MP's and others like you i keep those things private

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