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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cookie and I have decided that we are going to be the Charlie's Angels of the Lounge, we are dragging Spurs along as we need a boisterous one.

We appreciate that there are many Charlies about (of all sexes), so we are in search of a Bosley to be our person Friday.

So, if you think you might be up to the job post below with your attributes for the role and we will hold interviews.

Of course, we are an equal opportunities Angels so applications from all diversities of Fab are welcome and encouraged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are precluding about 50% of fab with this thread. Ill be max or freeway.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Tom Bosley father Cunningham from Happy Days

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m ready to deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m a hard lady to please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" You are precluding about 50% of fab with this thread. Ill be max or freeway."

There are three of us so a Hart to Hart is a bit difficult

You can be Freeway

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Me "

Application form on way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have a dog, from another well known American mystery cheese show, so not all is lost

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


" You are precluding about 50% of fab with this thread. Ill be max or freeway.

There are three of us so a Hart to Hart is a bit difficult

You can be Freeway "

Freeway was cute

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Gemini man would be good as Bosley! Ever the sensible wise words

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ps! Evening Angels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ps! Evening Angels "

Evening DC

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ps! Evening Angels "

Actually DC, you’d be perfect

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Tom Bosley father Cunningham from Happy Days"

Aww I liked Howard. Somehow though I think we’d just laugh if he tried to order us to do something

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll nominate walkingtaff

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee "

I think we’d all have that problem

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee "

I’m so not easily led ....... she says as she flicks her Farah Fawcett hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could be Sister Stevie to Tom Howard's Father Dowling

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Ps! Evening Angels "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I think we’d all have that problem "

I’ll be the entertainment department cue music....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I’m so not easily led ....... she says as she flicks her Farah Fawcett hair "

Lies...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Gemini man would be good as Bosley! Ever the sensible wise words"

Wise, but would we listen

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'll nominate walkingtaff"

That would be spiffing and jam sandwiches on tap

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I’m so not easily led ....... she says as she flicks her Farah Fawcett hair "

Mind you don’t flick the halo wig off

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I think we’d all have that problem

I’ll be the entertainment department cue music.... "

Honorary Angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll nominate walkingtaff

That would be spiffing and jam sandwiches on tap "

I used the last of my jam this morning at breakfast. This could be handy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I think we’d all have that problem

I’ll be the entertainment department cue music.... "

Job is yours we’d need to let our licks flow after an adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s Bosley??

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I’m so not easily led ....... she says as she flicks her Farah Fawcett hair

Mind you don’t flick the halo wig off "

*scrolls back for mls photos of tragic d*unkenness....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley?? "

The boss of the Angels

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I’m so not easily led ....... she says as she flicks her Farah Fawcett hair

Mind you don’t flick the halo wig off

*scrolls back for mls photos of tragic d*unkenness.... "

.... wigs r us

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I’m so not easily led ....... she says as she flicks her Farah Fawcett hair

Mind you don’t flick the halo wig off

*scrolls back for mls photos of tragic d*unkenness.... "

I have some pre social ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels "

I’m confused I thought it was Charlie??

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I'll nominate walkingtaff

That would be spiffing and jam sandwiches on tap

I used the last of my jam this morning at breakfast. This could be handy "

Taff where are youuuuuuuuuuu ........ get your name down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels "

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

You could select several Bosley's, in the later movies Bosley wasn't an individual but a position in the organisation like Area Manager

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"You could select several Bosley's, in the later movies Bosley wasn't an individual but a position in the organisation like Area Manager"

Always good to have options

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"So not sensible enough.. I’d encourage drinking on the job and distract cooooookkkiieeeeee

I’m so not easily led ....... she says as she flicks her Farah Fawcett hair

Mind you don’t flick the halo wig off

*scrolls back for mls photos of tragic d*unkenness....

I have some pre social ones "

I think I escaped those

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

I’m confused I thought it was Charlie?? "

Well yes it was really. We need someone hands on though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M? "

Easy. You’re three pussycats

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

I’m confused I thought it was Charlie?? "

Or is it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"You could select several Bosley's, in the later movies Bosley wasn't an individual but a position in the organisation like Area Manager"

Might need to be more than one to be fair.... we could be a handful and not good at following orders

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats "

The facade has worked

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Me "

You might actually be able to handle us, but I think if we bribed you with a cocktail menu you could be distracted

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

"

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

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over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent "

I’m that lost now I need directions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions "

Where would you like me to direct you to

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions "

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley "

Can we just pretend I never said anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything "

No you have an interview pencilled in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything "

Aww Mr M bailing at the first stage.... need more stamina than that

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

Aww Mr M bailing at the first stage.... need more stamina than that "

I do believe he’s scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in "

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview? "

Socially distanced one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one "

.... techniques will be judged though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though "

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on "

Woo hoo

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on "

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man "

I know which one I’m guessing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing "

The worrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier "

I was hoping for the ladies man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier "

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me "

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie "

Oh bugger off will you

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

Oh bugger off will you "

See I’m the boisterous one, that’s why I’m here

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

Oh bugger off will you

See I’m the boisterous one, that’s why I’m here "

Keep us in check

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley "

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements "

Well they are quite good attributes to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

Oh bugger off will you

See I’m the boisterous one, that’s why I’m here

Keep us in check "

I’ll keep you in check if you carry on ladies

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with "

He has Maltesers too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with

He has Maltesers too "

See what you would miss Cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

Oh bugger off will you

See I’m the boisterous one, that’s why I’m here

Keep us in check

I’ll keep you in check if you carry on ladies "

You are welcome to check me out anytime

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with

He has Maltesers too "

Also knows lots of secret places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

Oh bugger off will you

See I’m the boisterous one, that’s why I’m here

Keep us in check

I’ll keep you in check if you carry on ladies

You are welcome to check me out anytime "

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with "

So there you have it. Resourceful, well connected, intellectual and able to host..... And a long hard wood that i might let you polish

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with

So there you have it. Resourceful, well connected, intellectual and able to host..... And a long hard wood that i might let you polish "

Would that be your desk

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with

He has Maltesers too

Also knows lots of secret places "

There's been a maltesers interception and all chocolate based confectionery have been stolen by an unknown fabber my maltesers were the only specimen recovered... And cookie has already been unable to resist nibbling my chocolate balls!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with

So there you have it. Resourceful, well connected, intellectual and able to host..... And a long hard wood that i might let you polish

Would that be your desk "

Polish with your arse or you can bend over and polish with your boobs, i don't mind either...

Bhav Bosley just sits and perves.... Oops, i mean, contemplates our strategic missions

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"*walks in*

Well hello angels, are you ready for your assignment

..

I do think i fit the bill naturally... Bhav bosley

Well hello..... so far so good, suit, tie, power tools and chocolate.... Angels what are the other requirements

Well they are quite good attributes to start with

He has Maltesers too "

That’s you sold

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

Oh bugger off will you

See I’m the boisterous one, that’s why I’m here

Keep us in check

I’ll keep you in check if you carry on ladies

You are welcome to check me out anytime "

What are you two like I think I should be boisterous Boseley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s Bosley??

The boss of the Angels

Do you think you could handle the three of us Mr M?

Easy. You’re three pussycats

The facade has worked

I know just a name change can throw people off the scent

I’m that lost now I need directions

This is why it’s the angels that do the work not Boseley

Can we just pretend I never said anything

No you have an interview pencilled in

Ah fuck is if a technical interview?

Socially distanced one

.... techniques will be judged though

I’ve googled him and yes I reckon I could handle you 3. Bring it on

So what sold it to you from that google... the middle age description, the worrier or the ladies man

I know which one I’m guessing

The worrier

No. I’m good at getting ladies ‘doing things’ for me

But we don’t do things for you, we do things for Charlie

Oh bugger off will you

See I’m the boisterous one, that’s why I’m here

Keep us in check

I’ll keep you in check if you carry on ladies

You are welcome to check me out anytime

What are you two like I think I should be boisterous Boseley "

Well I am not getting any younger. Or getting any for that matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There must be more than two of you?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"There must be more than two of you? "

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"There must be more than two of you? "

Are we not up to your criteria, or do I need to belt it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs "

Even I don’t know what they are

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There must be more than two of you?

Are we not up to your criteria, or do I need to belt it "

.... and here was me thinking my fellow angels had picked their two... oops

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If I'm allowed to squeeze your bums then I'll apply.

But the new uniform will include blue underwear and inspections will take place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are "

It is called make it up as you go along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be more than two of you?

Are we not up to your criteria, or do I need to belt it

.... and here was me thinking my fellow angels had picked their two... oops "

I like to keep options open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I'm allowed to squeeze your bums then I'll apply.

But the new uniform will include blue underwear and inspections will take place. "

You have to have a big hand to get a grip on my bum CG x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If I'm allowed to squeeze your bums then I'll apply.

But the new uniform will include blue underwear and inspections will take place.

You have to have a big hand to get a grip on my bum CG x "

I'm sure I'll manage.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are

It is called make it up as you go along "

That suits me, going with the flow is the best way

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I can wear good disguises

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are

It is called make it up as you go along

That suits me, going with the flow is the best way "

Perks...cakes and maltesers ...need there be more?

And on Friday will be a highly specialist 1-on-1 detailed vigorous internal assessment... but I may be persuaded for you 3 Angels to work as a threesome ...thongs optional....and a Strawberry cheesecake and bottle of gin for the winner.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can wear good disguises"

I’m not sure Boseley uses disguises, but could come in handy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are

It is called make it up as you go along

That suits me, going with the flow is the best way

Perks...cakes and maltesers ...need there be more?

And on Friday will be a highly specialist 1-on-1 detailed vigorous internal assessment... but I may be persuaded for you 3 Angels to work as a threesome ...thongs optional....and a Strawberry cheesecake and bottle of gin for the winner."

Well I think the other two could be hooked with cake, maltesers, cheesecake and gin.... me no chance, need to do more

I am the boisterous, no nonsense, hard to please one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I can wear good disguises

I’m not sure Boseley uses disguises, but could come in handy "

That's what the angels said to him every episode in the old series

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are

It is called make it up as you go along

That suits me, going with the flow is the best way

Perks...cakes and maltesers ...need there be more?

And on Friday will be a highly specialist 1-on-1 detailed vigorous internal assessment... but I may be persuaded for you 3 Angels to work as a threesome ...thongs optional....and a Strawberry cheesecake and bottle of gin for the winner.

Well I think the other two could be hooked with cake, maltesers, cheesecake and gin.... me no chance, need to do more

I am the boisterous, no nonsense, hard to please one "

Well I don't eat chocolate, eat cake or drink so it wasn't going to turn my head

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can wear good disguises

I’m not sure Boseley uses disguises, but could come in handy

That's what the angels said to him every episode in the old series"

Was at the end when the adventure was over

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are

It is called make it up as you go along

That suits me, going with the flow is the best way

Perks...cakes and maltesers ...need there be more?

And on Friday will be a highly specialist 1-on-1 detailed vigorous internal assessment... but I may be persuaded for you 3 Angels to work as a threesome ...thongs optional....and a Strawberry cheesecake and bottle of gin for the winner.

Well I think the other two could be hooked with cake, maltesers, cheesecake and gin.... me no chance, need to do more

I am the boisterous, no nonsense, hard to please one

Well I don't eat chocolate, eat cake or drink so it wasn't going to turn my head "

Was Cookie then.... I think you sold on something else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are

It is called make it up as you go along

That suits me, going with the flow is the best way

Perks...cakes and maltesers ...need there be more?

And on Friday will be a highly specialist 1-on-1 detailed vigorous internal assessment... but I may be persuaded for you 3 Angels to work as a threesome ...thongs optional....and a Strawberry cheesecake and bottle of gin for the winner.

Well I think the other two could be hooked with cake, maltesers, cheesecake and gin.... me no chance, need to do more

I am the boisterous, no nonsense, hard to please one

Well I don't eat chocolate, eat cake or drink so it wasn't going to turn my head

Was Cookie then.... I think you sold on something else "

I felt bad for confusing Mystique

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There must be more than two of you?

We may need to let prospective Bosley’s know the perks of the jobs

Even I don’t know what they are

It is called make it up as you go along

That suits me, going with the flow is the best way

Perks...cakes and maltesers ...need there be more?

And on Friday will be a highly specialist 1-on-1 detailed vigorous internal assessment... but I may be persuaded for you 3 Angels to work as a threesome ...thongs optional....and a Strawberry cheesecake and bottle of gin for the winner.

Well I think the other two could be hooked with cake, maltesers, cheesecake and gin.... me no chance, need to do more

I am the boisterous, no nonsense, hard to please one

Well I don't eat chocolate, eat cake or drink so it wasn't going to turn my head

Was Cookie then.... I think you sold on something else

I felt bad for confusing Mystique "

I think he confused himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I need to think of something hilarious to find us a Bosley. Do I need to put up a boob avatar?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"So I need to think of something hilarious to find us a Bosley. Do I need to put up a boob avatar? "

Ooh you are going to entice them in, good plan

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