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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had to run an errand. Just after midnight. What that errand was is not important right now.

Halfway down the road was a group of females standing near a house. They were wearing leggings. Short tops. Unnatural amount of make up. Hair up in a bun. Possibly to make themselves look taller I don't know. They were grinning. Like they were up to something.

I walked fast to my destination. Wind was blowing. I could hear laughter echoing in the distance. It wasn't from the group of females though. This was howling laughter from another female group somewhere else.

After my errand, I headed back home. Looking behind me. Wondering if the females were going to jump out and attack me. Mug me. Or even worse...r*pe me.

I was near home now. On a lampost was a sticker with writing on it. It said 'foreigners stop coming over here attacking innocent girls'. I shook my head thinking...I wish the sticker said 'women stop attacking men'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'possibly to make themselves look taller I don't know'

I love you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What was the Errand???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

you do make me laugh op. On the plus side it wasnt a bunch of cross dressers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"you do make me laugh op. On the plus side it wasnt a bunch of cross dressers"

Could have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what they say: the female of the species is much deadlier thanthemale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the Errand??? "

He had to buy new underwear

cause he shat it from some wee girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the Errand???

He had to buy new underwear

cause he shat it from some wee girls "

And now I'm pissing myself laughing at a man in a bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He needs some more pants. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He needs some more pants. ^"

And maybe some more tablets!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to run an errand. Just after midnight. What that errand was is not important right now.

Halfway down the road was a group of females standing near a house. They were wearing leggings. Short tops. Unnatural amount of make up. Hair up in a bun. Possibly to make themselves look taller I don't know. They were grinning. Like they were up to something.

I walked fast to my destination. Wind was blowing. I could hear laughter echoing in the distance. It wasn't from the group of females though. This was howling laughter from another female group somewhere else.

After my errand, I headed back home. Looking behind me. Wondering if the females were going to jump out and attack me. Mug me. Or even worse...r*pe me.

I was near home now. On a lampost was a sticker with writing on it. It said 'foreigners stop coming over here attacking innocent girls'. I shook my head thinking...I wish the sticker said 'women stop attacking men' "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Erm I don't know what to say to this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just come here for my daily fantasy jackanory fix

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I don't get it as the women weren't attacking the men or am I missing something.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Could they have been wearing jodhpurs that you mistook for leggings ?

It would explain a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't....understand?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I don't....understand?"

I think women laughing scares him,I don't know if it's laughing at him or in general. Oh and leggings...

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't....understand?

I think women laughing scares him,I don't know if it's laughing at him or in general. Oh and leggings..."

Explaining it almost makes it weirder.

Almost.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I don't....understand?

I think women laughing scares him,I don't know if it's laughing at him or in general. Oh and leggings...

Explaining it almost makes it weirder.

Almost."

Well that's people in Sunderland for you they're all a bit weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't....understand?

I think women laughing scares him,I don't know if it's laughing at him or in general. Oh and leggings...

Explaining it almost makes it weirder.

Almost.

Well that's people in Sunderland for you they're all a bit weird."

Hah! Noted.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I had to run an errand. Just after midnight. What that errand was is not important right now.

Halfway down the road was a group of females standing near a house. They were wearing leggings. Short tops. Unnatural amount of make up. Hair up in a bun. Possibly to make themselves look taller I don't know. They were grinning. Like they were up to something.

I walked fast to my destination. Wind was blowing. I could hear laughter echoing in the distance. It wasn't from the group of females though. This was howling laughter from another female group somewhere else.

After my errand, I headed back home. Looking behind me. Wondering if the females were going to jump out and attack me. Mug me. Or even worse...r*pe me.

I was near home now. On a lampost was a sticker with writing on it. It said 'foreigners stop coming over here attacking innocent girls'. I shook my head thinking...I wish the sticker said 'women stop attacking men' "

You mention they had an unnatural amount of make up, hair in a bun and leggings.

There's only one explanation..

..KILLER CHAV CLOWNS !!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"you do make me laugh op. On the plus side it wasnt a bunch of cross dressers"

Or was it?!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never know what's funnier, OP's stories or everyone trying to figure them out !

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Am I missing something,

Is this supposed to be funny?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Am I missing something,

Is this supposed to be funny?"

You probably need to Green Arrow it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Am I missing something,

Is this supposed to be funny?

You probably need to Green Arrow it "

Meh ! Can't be arsed with all that crap

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