FabSwingers.com forum: Newbies and lurkers....... Again....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So Incandescent and I decided that as we dragged some people out of hiding last night, we would do it again tonight!

Here's another chance for new newbies and lurkers....

The forum can be an intimidating place at times, and we all had to make the leap and make that first post!

So Incandescent (of the amazing arse) and I (with the allegedly stupendous rack) are offering what we hope will be an incentive to all you lurky lurkers and nervous new members......

We will send beautiful bum (her) and bountiful boobs (me) to the inbox of anyone who takes the leap and posts in this thread, if you've not posted before or have only been here a little while.

And who knows? You might find you get really lucky and another forumite or two might join us!

Ladies who don't want boobs or bum, please do post as well.... And we will hopefully have a man or two willing to help you out as well

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Been lurking for a while

May generally remain a lurker for a little while longer

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Hello to all you good people.

This is my first day been allowed ont te forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*lurks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been lurking for a while

May generally remain a lurker for a little while longer"

Bad monkey

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Been lurking for a while

May generally remain a lurker for a little while longer"

That's not the deal.... You have to come out of lurkiness.....

Incoming...

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Good evening Ladies.

Im fairly new to the forums. So just hello to you and the rest of the happy fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been lurking for a while

May generally remain a lurker for a little while longer

That's not the deal.... You have to come out of lurkiness.....

Incoming... "

Posh! He’s not new or a lurker..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello to all you good people.

This is my first day been allowed ont te forums"

Brand new victim! I mean.... Forumite

welcome to you.

Incoming....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Been lurking for a while

May generally remain a lurker for a little while longer

That's not the deal.... You have to come out of lurkiness.....

Incoming...

Posh! He’s not new or a lurker..

Aww crap. Bad monkey.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*lurks*"

Bad Wonko. So not a lurker or a newb still!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to come out of lurking

Not doing very well though, hope everyone’s not got the bank holiday blues

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Hey Cookie! I won't send boobs but have a massive squishy hug xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Been lurking for a while

May generally remain a lurker for a little while longer

That's not the deal.... You have to come out of lurkiness.....

Incoming...

Posh! He’s not new or a lurker..

Aww crap. Bad monkey. "

Or good monkey... sucking you in

But still ... I am a reformed lurker at present

Clearly you noticed

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Hello to all you good people.

This is my first day been allowed ont te forums

Brand new victim! I mean.... Forumite

welcome to you.

Incoming.... "

Haha good job I've got my running shoes on ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a spectator.... I like watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*lurks*

Bad Wonko. So not a lurker or a newb still! "

*goes and lurks in posh's private pic gallery *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Hello lovely, how’ve you been?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good evening Ladies.

Im fairly new to the forums. So just hello to you and the rest of the happy fabbers

How about this one? My ability to determine seems off....

And hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Ladies.

Im fairly new to the forums. So just hello to you and the rest of the happy fabbers

How about this one? My ability to determine seems off....

And hi! "

Your call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll post them not bother for weeks.

same old type threads a lot of the time so nothing new i can add.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Trying to come out of lurking

Not doing very well though, hope everyone’s not got the bank holiday blues

Well here's some encouragement. Have fun in the forums!

Incoming....

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

So how long does it take to stop being a newbie? How often do you need to post to leave the lurking behind? Just asking for a friend, of course ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pretty much a newbie. I just started using forums at the weekend, and enjoyed the fabulous post and getting dressed up in my suit.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good evening Ladies.

Im fairly new to the forums. So just hello to you and the rest of the happy fabbers

How about this one? My ability to determine seems off....

And hi!

Your call

I'm in a generous mood. Has to promise to stop lurking though and post more.

Incoming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't even been lurking! I am incognito...

Not sure I can tear away from Dance Mums yet...

I'll keep you posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been lurking for a while

May generally remain a lurker for a little while longer

That's not the deal.... You have to come out of lurkiness.....

Incoming...

Posh! He’s not new or a lurker..

Aww crap. Bad monkey.

Or good monkey... sucking you in

But still ... I am a reformed lurker at present

Clearly you noticed

Haven’t really been here much myself tbf

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm just a spectator.... I like watching

And we love you being here

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Hello lovely, how’ve you been?

I’m very happy at the moment and so far it’s good to be back ........ I’ve missed your yum yums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to come out of lurking

Not doing very well though, hope everyone’s not got the bank holiday blues

Well here's some encouragement. Have fun in the forums!

Incoming.... "

I’ll always accept encouragement, and it definitely helped

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"i'll post them not bother for weeks.

same old type threads a lot of the time so nothing new i can add."

You're pretty lurky these days....

Incoming....

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"I'm just a spectator.... I like watching

Im Enjoying the view myself aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Hello lovely, how’ve you been?

I’m very happy at the moment and so far it’s good to be back ........ I’ve missed your yum yums

Next social

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So how long does it take to stop being a newbie? How often do you need to post to leave the lurking behind? Just asking for a friend, of course ...

Tell your friend you're neither new or a lurker. But you make great contributions to the forum so keep it up!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Welcome newbies and lurkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Hello lovely, how’ve you been?

I’m very happy at the moment and so far it’s good to be back ........ I’ve missed your yum yums

Next social

Where’s this social, I might have to see if it’s at least a hop skip and jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just a spectator.... I like watching

Im Enjoying the view myself aswell

Lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m pretty much a newbie. I just started using forums at the weekend, and enjoyed the fabulous post and getting dressed up in my suit."

You're still a newb.... So.... Incoming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty new to the forums but you all seem lovely and welcoming....so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Hello lovely, how’ve you been?

I’m very happy at the moment and so far it’s good to be back ........ I’ve missed your yum yums

Next social

Where’s this social, I might have to see if it’s at least a hop skip and jump

We don’t know yet but there’s a brilliant one waiting to happen in Brum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Hello lovely, how’ve you been?

I’m very happy at the moment and so far it’s good to be back ........ I’ve missed your yum yums

Next social

Where’s this social, I might have to see if it’s at least a hop skip and jump

We don’t know yet but there’s a brilliant one waiting to happen in Brum

Drop me an invite, I’m looking to dive in head first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A relative newbie to the forum, and I seem to have the knack of killing threads..

But all I want to do is make friends

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Um...um... Hello

... Can i just perve from the corner

I'm just here for the boobs

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Good evening Ladies.

Im fairly new to the forums. So just hello to you and the rest of the happy fabbers

How about this one? My ability to determine seems off....

And hi! "

Nice picture, well worth stepping out the shadows for

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I haven't even been lurking! I am incognito...

Not sure I can tear away from Dance Mums yet...

I'll keep you posted

Hiya gorgeous!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Trying to come out of lurking

Not doing very well though, hope everyone’s not got the bank holiday blues

Well here's some encouragement. Have fun in the forums!

Incoming....

I’ll always accept encouragement, and it definitely helped

Excellent!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Welcome newbies and lurkers

Hey not lurky not newb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often lurk I’m afraid... rarely can think of anything exciting to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't even been lurking! I am incognito...

Not sure I can tear away from Dance Mums yet...

I'll keep you posted

Hiya gorgeous! "

Whenever you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Sums me up perfectly right now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Welcome newbies and lurkers

Hey not lurky not newb

Hey beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m pretty much a newbie. I just started using forums at the weekend, and enjoyed the fabulous post and getting dressed up in my suit.

You're still a newb.... So.... Incoming.... "

Thank you! Wow v impressive

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pretty new to the forums but you all seem lovely and welcoming....so far

You are still fairly new to posting.... So have encouragement.

Incoming....

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"I'm just a spectator.... I like watching

Im Enjoying the view myself aswell

Lol

Looking fabulous too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A relative newbie to the forum, and I seem to have the knack of killing threads..

But all I want to do is make friends

Hmmmmm..... You're pretty new to the forum...

Incoming...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Um...um... Hello

... Can i just perve from the corner

I'm just here for the boobs

Perve away.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good evening Ladies.

Im fairly new to the forums. So just hello to you and the rest of the happy fabbers

How about this one? My ability to determine seems off....

And hi!

Nice picture, well worth stepping out the shadows for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok keeping up I think

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I often lurk I’m afraid... rarely can think of anything exciting to say "

You're still new as well. Promise to post more?

Incoming....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ok keeping up I think

That's what I keep telling Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you ladies....all the encouragement I need

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not a newbie or a lurker just someone who doesn’t seem to spend as much time on here anymore

Hello to my friends old and new

Sums me up perfectly right now

Well welcome back and get stuck in!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m pretty much a newbie. I just started using forums at the weekend, and enjoyed the fabulous post and getting dressed up in my suit.

You're still a newb.... So.... Incoming....

Thank you! Wow v impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok keeping up I think

That's what I keep telling Red

Still alive though so all’s good

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By *eeks-R-UsCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Big lurkers here! Love to read the forums but still a bit shy!

Lovely to meet you all!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok keeping up I think

It's less confusing today. So far only the one accidental boob moment and that was Monkey's fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thank you ladies....all the encouragement I need

Get stuck in then

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Big lurkers here! Love to read the forums but still a bit shy!

Lovely to meet you all! "

Don't be shy! Jump in more!

Still pretty lurky, so...

Incoming!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ok keeping up I think

It's less confusing today. So far only the one accidental boob moment and that was Monkey's fault

Boob moment ... teehee

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Ok keeping up I think

Missed me , sure you have cracking bum .. but need to be certain

lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

Hey there newb.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello to everyone else that’s either new or coming back to fab

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Hey everyone,

Sort of newbies (lockdown and all that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

Hope has taken away our hope

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Mmm against your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Your loss...it’s a peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Aww no offence meant. I don't want the fab postman being burdened by extra mail

Send me your list that I am still waiting for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*lurks some more *

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Your loss...it’s a peach

Pretty sure it's a bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Your loss...it’s a peach

It is indeed. I think you will get more enjoyment from it than me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

Hope has taken away our hope

That Hope! She's a loser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Ok keeping up I think

Missed me , sure you have cracking bum .. but need to be certain

lol "

Was worth the wait, awesome bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Your loss...it’s a peach

It is indeed. I think you will get more enjoyment from it than me though

I’m just a sucker for a peachy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! We’ve lost Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no! We’ve lost Posh

Where’s she’s hiding haha

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh no! We’ve lost Posh

I got stuck in my inbox

Am back now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no! We’ve lost Posh

I got stuck in my inbox

Am back now... "

Thank god for that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

Hope has taken away our hope

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey everyone,

Sort of newbies (lockdown and all that)

You are kinda new still...

Incoming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

Hope has taken away our hope

That Hope! She's a loser

Has Lois come out to play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This evening has perked up somewhat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not new to site ... But always up for a new friend

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

Hope has taken away our hope

That Hope! She's a loser

Has Lois come out to play?

Lois is awesome!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This evening has perked up somewhat "

Oh you...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not new to site ... But always up for a new friend "

You've been pretty lurky.... Promise to join in more?

Incoming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

Hope has taken away our hope

That Hope! She's a loser

Has Lois come out to play?

Lois is awesome! "

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn’t in hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This evening has perked up somewhat

Oh you...

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just meant in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?"

I’m just following you

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

prefer lurking and making the odd comment here and there

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

I’m just following you

I'm lurking

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

I’m just following you

Thought you were following me? Although tbf I'm lost. We should follow the monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

I’m just following you

Gawd I’m seeing things. Thought you were Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This evening has perked up somewhat

Oh you...

just meant in general

Aww man!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

I’m just following you

Gawd I’m seeing things. Thought you were Posh

I may wee myself right now.....

(not in a watersports way admin, just a laughter way)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

I’m just following you

Thought you were following me? Although tbf I'm lost. We should follow the monkey. "

Always follow the monkey

Chapter 35 verse 26 of the Book of Monkey

Bless you my simians

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In fab terms I am a newbie

No bums or boobs required though, I just wanted to be silly

What you got against my bum then..... feeling unloved now

Good point!

Hope has taken away our hope

That Hope! She's a loser

Has Lois come out to play?

Lois is awesome!

Nah

We are always right! So ner

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wasn’t in hiding

Didn't we have this discussion yesterday?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"prefer lurking and making the odd comment here and there"

You've been much more active recently though! Very impressed!

But neither new or lurky really...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

I’m just following you

Thought you were following me? Although tbf I'm lost. We should follow the monkey.

Always follow the monkey

Chapter 35 verse 26 of the Book of Monkey

Bless you my simians"

Is it on Kindle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This evening has perked up somewhat

Oh you...

just meant in general

Aww man! "
it can perk up when we meet though .. ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn’t in hiding

Didn't we have this discussion yesterday?

Hmmm do I need to go into hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This evening has perked up somewhat

Oh you...

just meant in general

Aww man! it can perk up when we meet though .. ahem "

Good save

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Again. Got distracted. I believe I’m up to date?

Are you?

I’m just following you

Thought you were following me? Although tbf I'm lost. We should follow the monkey.

Always follow the monkey

Chapter 35 verse 26 of the Book of Monkey

Bless you my simians

Is it on Kindle?

It is everywhere and yet nowhere ... just like the monkey ... chapter 4 verses 43 and 44

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A relative newbie to the forum, and I seem to have the knack of killing threads..

But all I want to do is make friends

Hmmmmm..... You're pretty new to the forum...

Incoming...

Thank you for the lovely welcome to the forums.. and look at that.. I didn't kill a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not new but I promised to post on all the OP's threads. Would anyone new have sex with me please, I've been through all the regs....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not new but I promised to post on all the OP's threads. Would anyone new have sex with me please, I've been through all the regs....?

Needy Nippy.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This evening has perked up somewhat

Oh you...

just meant in general

Aww man! it can perk up when we meet though .. ahem

Good save

It was wasn't it!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wasn’t in hiding

Didn't we have this discussion yesterday?

Hmmm do I need to go into hiding

Do you want to?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A relative newbie to the forum, and I seem to have the knack of killing threads..

But all I want to do is make friends

Hmmmmm..... You're pretty new to the forum...

Incoming...

Thank you for the lovely welcome to the forums.. and look at that.. I didn't kill a thread

Yay you! Things are looking up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This evening has perked up somewhat

Oh you...

just meant in general

Aww man! it can perk up when we meet though .. ahem

Good save

It was wasn't it! "
be worth the wait x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not new but I promised to post on all the OP's threads. Would anyone new have sex with me please, I've been through all the regs....?

Needy Nippy.

Bristol....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not new but I promised to post on all the OP's threads. Would anyone new have sex with me please, I've been through all the regs....?

Aww bless. For posting and the neediness.

We still haven't had sex

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This evening has perked up somewhat

Oh you...

just meant in general

Aww man! it can perk up when we meet though .. ahem

Good save

It was wasn't it! be worth the wait x "

Promises promises....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn’t in hiding

Didn't we have this discussion yesterday?

Hmmm do I need to go into hiding

Do you want to?

Not unless it’s under your bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*continues lurking *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not new but I promised to post on all the OP's threads. Would anyone new have sex with me please, I've been through all the regs....?

Aww bless. For posting and the neediness.

We still haven't had sex

Don't rub it in!

Wait, rub it, faster, just there....

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

This thread has certainly cheered my evening up.. Thankyou ladies..

, so enjoyed the view this evening

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wasn’t in hiding

Didn't we have this discussion yesterday?

Hmmm do I need to go into hiding

Do you want to?

Not unless it’s under your bed

Under my bed? With the spare sheets?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not new but I promised to post on all the OP's threads. Would anyone new have sex with me please, I've been through all the regs....?

Aww bless. For posting and the neediness.

We still haven't had sex

Don't rub it in!

Wait, rub it, faster, just there....

Oh Nip, you know I will

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*continues lurking *"

We see you....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This thread has certainly cheered my evening up.. Thankyou ladies..

, so enjoyed the view this evening

Happy to be of service....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not new but I promised to post on all the OP's threads. Would anyone new have sex with me please, I've been through all the regs....?

Needy Nippy.

Bristol....?

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*continues lurking *

We see you.... "

No you don't I'm a figment of you imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*continues lurking *

We see you....

No you don't I'm a figment of you imagination "

You’re not you know

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By *cotsboyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Normally just lurk and sit on the side lines but keen to get more involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A newbie but don’t want to be a lurker only been able to post on forums for 2 days. Happy Fabbing All??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally just lurk and sit on the side lines but keen to get more involved "

Well now’s a good time to join in. Sending and I’m sure Posh will as well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all! Hope someone takes the chance and comes through to me... not had much luck on here at all! Fingers crossed my lucks about to change

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Normally just lurk and sit on the side lines but keen to get more involved "

You are pretty lurky..... Jump in. Both feet. Just post on threads until they all think you've always been here. That's what I did. And now, like an annoying parasite, I've grown on some of them.

Incoming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t say I am nither

Been on and off fab from 2010 yes I just passed my 10 year mark lol

Tryed the forums a cuple off times over the 10 years

Xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A newbie but don’t want to be a lurker only been able to post on forums for 2 days. Happy Fabbing All??"

Hiya newbie! Jump in..... And welcome.

Incoming....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening all! Hope someone takes the chance and comes through to me... not had much luck on here at all! Fingers crossed my lucks about to change "

You've been lurky a while! Post more, get involved and you'll find your people.

Incoming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a newbie but occasionally a lurker x

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to lurk and see what people say in the forums.. guiltyyyyy x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wouldn’t say I am nither

Been on and off fab from 2010 yes I just passed my 10 year mark lol

Tryed the forums a cuple off times over the 10 years

Xxx"

Aww you're no newb or lurker! But it's always good to see you

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Not lurking as such but a quiet six months during covid ...not being able to meet took the shine off doing more than the odd flick through ...

But hopefully things are on the up (in more ways than one..

Vixen

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not a newbie but occasionally a lurker x"

Hi gorgeous! Definitely don't count as a newbie and you shouldn't lurk either.... Stay stuck in we love seeing you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie but occasionally a lurker x

Hi gorgeous! Definitely don't count as a newbie and you shouldn't lurk either.... Stay stuck in we love seeing you!

Second that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Love to lurk and see what people say in the forums.. guiltyyyyy x"

You're pretty lurky....

Incoming!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not lurking as such but a quiet six months during covid ...not being able to meet took the shine off doing more than the odd flick through ...

But hopefully things are on the up (in more ways than one..

Vixen"

You've been pretty darn lurky.....

But as not a real newb or lurker you don't really qualify for boobs...

But a massive welcome back squish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie but occasionally a lurker x

Hi gorgeous! Definitely don't count as a newbie and you shouldn't lurk either.... Stay stuck in we love seeing you!

Thank you and I try to contribute more often x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We done?

Seems like..... We've killed off all the new and lurky ones.

Shall we move on to old and regular lol?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not a newbie but occasionally a lurker x

Hi gorgeous! Definitely don't count as a newbie and you shouldn't lurk either.... Stay stuck in we love seeing you!

Thank you and I try to contribute more often x"

Love seeing you joining in with the photo challenges as well lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We done?

Seems like..... We've killed off all the new and lurky ones.

Shall we move on to old and regular lol? "

Your call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t say I am nither

Been on and off fab from 2010 yes I just passed my 10 year mark lol

Tryed the forums a cuple off times over the 10 years

Xxx

Aww you're no newb or lurker! But it's always good to see you

Awww thanks you so much and allways good to see one off ur posts xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a newbie but occasionally a lurker x

Hi gorgeous! Definitely don't count as a newbie and you shouldn't lurk either.... Stay stuck in we love seeing you!

Thank you and I try to contribute more often x

Love seeing you joining in with the photo challenges as well lovely

I really enjoyed that it was fun and thank you for all the effort you put in it was brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lurker, generally, just comment on the odd forum post. I like it here, you're all VERY interesting!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We done?

Seems like..... We've killed off all the new and lurky ones.

Shall we move on to old and regular lol?

Your call

I'm torn.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a lurker, generally, just comment on the odd forum post. I like it here, you're all VERY interesting!"

Reasonably new, kinda lurky.... OK!

Incoming.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not a newbie but occasionally a lurker x

Hi gorgeous! Definitely don't count as a newbie and you shouldn't lurk either.... Stay stuck in we love seeing you!

Thank you and I try to contribute more often x

Love seeing you joining in with the photo challenges as well lovely

I really enjoyed that it was fun and thank you for all the effort you put in it was brilliant x"

It was so much fun! Everyone who joined in are he ones who need the credit, I just popped along and checked on people to make sure they were all having fun and being included.

But I'll take the praise. Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wouldn’t say I am nither

Been on and off fab from 2010 yes I just passed my 10 year mark lol

Tryed the forums a cuple off times over the 10 years

Xxx

Aww you're no newb or lurker! But it's always good to see you

Awww thanks you so much and allways good to see one off ur posts xxx "

Thank you Natalie! I always worry people are kinda sick of me....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Wouldn’t say I am nither

Been on and off fab from 2010 yes I just passed my 10 year mark lol

Tryed the forums a cuple off times over the 10 years

Xxx

Aww you're no newb or lurker! But it's always good to see you

Awww thanks you so much and allways good to see one off ur posts xxx

Thank you Natalie! I always worry people are kinda sick of me....

Good evening NSP and Incandescent, Not new or a lurker, more of a perv really.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wouldn’t say I am nither

Been on and off fab from 2010 yes I just passed my 10 year mark lol

Tryed the forums a cuple off times over the 10 years

Xxx

Aww you're no newb or lurker! But it's always good to see you

Awww thanks you so much and allways good to see one off ur posts xxx

Thank you Natalie! I always worry people are kinda sick of me....

Good evening NSP and Incandescent, Not new or a lurker, more of a perv really.

It's the best way to be! Hi gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t say I am nither

Been on and off fab from 2010 yes I just passed my 10 year mark lol

Tryed the forums a cuple off times over the 10 years

Xxx

Aww you're no newb or lurker! But it's always good to see you

Awww thanks you so much and allways good to see one off ur posts xxx

Thank you Natalie! I always worry people are kinda sick of me....

Good evening NSP and Incandescent, Not new or a lurker, more of a perv really.

It's the best way to be! Hi gorgeous! "

And such a classy perve

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By *urty875Man
over a year ago

wisbech

*peaks around the corner* hi everyone

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