FabSwingers.com forum: Monthly clique meeting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome back! A new month. How lovely it is to be back.

First of all; a big congratulations to Lord of Fabradoodle for securing a one day release once a week from Ember’s dungeon!

And another congratulation to Mr Mystique, whose penis is up and fucking again. I know we had all missed this

On the agenda this month;

- Is it true that Vine is secretly only 4ft3?

- Penis size. When is it *too* small?

- Blumpkin - does this count as one of your five a day?

- A new nickname for CaffineDusk, as ‘mommas little fuck toy’ is getting a bit mouthy.

This month we request that you ONLY bring condoms that are not latex. Poor Lacey still has a rash.

As always, please bring food. We are going to start a monthly food theme - this months food theme is ‘brown and sticky’. Enjoy!

Face masks are no longer compulsory. Fuck it.

HippyChick’s fundraiser for Mr Mystique’s boob job is going well; this month she is making scoobies in whatever shape you like. Please donate a pound or something, she only has three fingers so this is hard work for her.

We are NOT meeting at the usual spot; please find details about the new spot on the MySpace page.

The password on the doors is ‘a full vagina is a happy vagina’

Hope to see you all there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m watching you through the keyhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m watching you through the keyhole "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo

It's great to be back Q and f*cking fabulous to see you!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woohoo

It's great to be back Q and f*cking fabulous to see you!

Jo.Xx "

Missed ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew you were the right person to trust the monthly clique chat to. And you didn't need reminding to make it what so ever!

Well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew you were the right person to trust the monthly clique chat to. And you didn't need reminding to make it what so ever!

Well done"

I’ve had a really busy 9 days ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew you were the right person to trust the monthly clique chat to. And you didn't need reminding to make it what so ever!

Well done

I’ve had a really busy 9 days ok"

It’s been on my mind for the past three days, I slipped up today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I paid for upgraded clique m_mbership, whats happened?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I feel like that ghostly person watching the cloak and dagger meeting on ‘Versailles’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I paid for upgraded clique m_mbership, whats happened?"

Yes, I’m aware. And I send you daily photos of my poo. What of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like that ghostly person watching the cloak and dagger meeting on ‘Versailles’"

Want to be my plus one? After the meeting I'll stick my dick in you

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I feel like that ghostly person watching the cloak and dagger meeting on ‘Versailles’

Want to be my plus one? After the meeting I'll stick my dick in you"

Swoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like that ghostly person watching the cloak and dagger meeting on ‘Versailles’

Want to be my plus one? After the meeting I'll stick my dick in you

Swoons. "

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I paid for upgraded clique m_mbership, whats happened?

Yes, I’m aware. And I send you daily photos of my poo. What of it?"

Thats what it is, I thought it was a close up of your inner ear.

Clique shit...i guess its a start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I paid for upgraded clique m_mbership, whats happened?

Yes, I’m aware. And I send you daily photos of my poo. What of it?

Thats what it is, I thought it was a close up of your inner ear.

Clique shit...i guess its a start."

You’re welcome

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I heard my name and "getting a bit mouthy".

Fourth time today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I heard my name and "getting a bit mouthy".

Fourth time today.

Bae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard my name and "getting a bit mouthy".

Fourth time today.

Handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so you all know I will be quitting the clique effective immediately and won't be attending this month's meeting and I will be keeping the red velvet cake I made all to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just so you all know I will be quitting the clique effective immediately and won't be attending this month's meeting and I will be keeping the red velvet cake I made all to myself "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My nickname for Caffeine Dusk is Cookie Daddy. Feel free to steal.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Also you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my rash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nickname for Caffeine Dusk is Cookie Daddy. Feel free to steal. "

Can I ask why, before committing to it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my rash

I thought everyone should be aware, I don’t want your princess pouch to suffer again x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Is there still accusations of a clique?

Honestly, you go quiet for a little while and ....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My nickname for Caffeine Dusk is Cookie Daddy. Feel free to steal.

Can I ask why, before committing to it?"

Because he's like a sugar daddy but with cookies instead of money.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Also you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my rash

I thought everyone should be aware, I don’t want your princess pouch to suffer again x"

Princess pouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there still accusations of a clique?

Honestly, you go quiet for a little while and ...."

A what?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I guess I must have been 4ft3 at one point many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my rash

Can I rub cream on it for you?

Thanks

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Also you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my rash

Can I rub cream on it for you?

Thanks"

Depends where the cream came from?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Welcome back! A new month. How lovely it is to be back.

First of all; a big congratulations to Lord of Fabradoodle for securing a one day release once a week from Ember’s dungeon!

And another congratulation to Mr Mystique, whose penis is up and fucking again. I know we had all missed this

On the agenda this month;

- Is it true that Vine is secretly only 4ft3?

- Penis size. When is it *too* small?

- Blumpkin - does this count as one of your five a day?

- A new nickname for CaffineDusk, as ‘mommas little fuck toy’ is getting a bit mouthy.

This month we request that you ONLY bring condoms that are not latex. Poor Lacey still has a rash.

As always, please bring food. We are going to start a monthly food theme - this months food theme is ‘brown and sticky’. Enjoy!

Face masks are no longer compulsory. Fuck it.

We are NOT meeting at the usual spot; please find details about the new spot on the MySpace page.

The password on the doors is ‘a full vagina is a happy vagina’

Hope to see you all there

I'd be there but I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I revealed my real identity on a secret service post Queenie. It must be said nobody cared

I am now back in the closet.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is there still accusations of a clique?

Honestly, you go quiet for a little while and ....

A what?"

An aardvark ... what did you think i said?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I revealed my real identity on a secret service post Queenie. It must be said nobody cared

I am now back in the closet."

I care

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there still accusations of a clique?

Honestly, you go quiet for a little while and ....

A what?

An aardvark ... what did you think i said?

I don’t know

Hence why I asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nickname for Caffeine Dusk is Cookie Daddy. Feel free to steal.

Can I ask why, before committing to it?

Because he's like a sugar daddy but with cookies instead of money. "

What kind of cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I revealed my real identity on a secret service post Queenie. It must be said nobody cared

I am now back in the closet.

I care

I care that you are too

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is there still accusations of a clique?

Honestly, you go quiet for a little while and ....

A what?

An aardvark ... what did you think i said?

I don’t know

Hence why I asked "

Right oh ... the fish swims upstream when the moon is full

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I revealed my real identity on a secret service post Queenie. It must be said nobody cared

I am now back in the closet.

I care

I care that you are too

I’m gonna make your day, gimme a sec

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I revealed my real identity on a secret service post Queenie. It must be said nobody cared

I am now back in the closet."

She’s really F&B !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess I must have been 4ft3 at one point many years ago.

Last year

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My nickname for Caffeine Dusk is Cookie Daddy. Feel free to steal.

Can I ask why, before committing to it?

Because he's like a sugar daddy but with cookies instead of money.

What kind of cookies"

You'll have to ask him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I revealed my real identity on a secret service post Queenie. It must be said nobody cared

I am now back in the closet.

I care

I care that you are too

I’m gonna make your day, gimme a sec"

And you did indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I revealed my real identity on a secret service post Queenie. It must be said nobody cared

I am now back in the closet.

She’s really F&B ! "

I am not so partial to watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my rash

Can I rub cream on it for you?

Thanks

Depends where the cream came from?

The chemist of course.

Thats where I do all my wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping to make it a double this Friday wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here she comes again

Welcome back lovely xx

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Also you said you wouldn't tell anyone about my rash

Can I rub cream on it for you?

Thanks

Depends where the cream came from?

The chemist of course.

Thats where I do all my wanking"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hoping to make it a double this Friday wifey

Hubbbyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here she comes again

Welcome back lovely xx"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hoping to make it a double this Friday wifey

Hubbbyyyy

I’m counting down the days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hoping to make it a double this Friday wifey

Hubbbyyyy

I’m counting down the days

I’ll unpin the condom from the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hoping to make it a double this Friday wifey

Hubbbyyyy

I’m counting down the days

I’ll unpin the condom from the wall

Don’t I’ll just wash it with lemon juice first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m hoping to make it a double this Friday wifey

Hubbbyyyy

I’m counting down the days

I’ll unpin the condom from the wall

Don’t I’ll just wash it with lemon juice first

Fuckkkkk

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Fabradoodle.

Get back in your box and stop harassing folk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fabradoodle.

Get back in your box and stop harassing folk."

This

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

"Welcome back! A new month. How lovely it is to be back.

First of all; a big congratulations to Lord of Fabradoodle for securing a one day release once a week from Ember’s dungeon!

And another congratulation to Mr Mystique, whose penis is up and fucking again. I know we had all missed this

On the agenda this month;

- Is it true that Vine is secretly only 4ft3?

- Penis size. When is it *too* small?

- Blumpkin - does this count as one of your five a day?

- A new nickname for CaffineDusk, as ‘mommas little fuck toy’ is getting a bit mouthy.

This month we request that you ONLY bring condoms that are not latex. Poor Lacey still has a rash.

As always, please bring food. We are going to start a monthly food theme - this months food theme is ‘brown and sticky’. Enjoy!

Face masks are no longer compulsory. Fuck it.

We are NOT meeting at the usual spot; please find details about the new spot on the MySpace page.

The password on the doors is ‘a full vagina is a happy vagina’

Hope to see you all there

this tickled me this morning - I read it in Joanna Lumleys voice, was great!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I think you’re missing a trick with the facemasks. Unless we’re eating out?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Fabradoodle.

Get back in your box and stop harassing folk.

This

He really wasted his six hours of freedom, there.

Poor bro

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What are your plans for me then this month Queenie ??

Be kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back! A new month. How lovely it is to be back.

First of all; a big congratulations to Lord of Fabradoodle for securing a one day release once a week from Ember’s dungeon!

And another congratulation to Mr Mystique, whose penis is up and fucking again. I know we had all missed this

On the agenda this month;

- Is it true that Vine is secretly only 4ft3?

- Penis size. When is it *too* small?

- Blumpkin - does this count as one of your five a day?

- A new nickname for CaffineDusk, as ‘mommas little fuck toy’ is getting a bit mouthy.

This month we request that you ONLY bring condoms that are not latex. Poor Lacey still has a rash.

As always, please bring food. We are going to start a monthly food theme - this months food theme is ‘brown and sticky’. Enjoy!

Face masks are no longer compulsory. Fuck it.

We are NOT meeting at the usual spot; please find details about the new spot on the MySpace page.

The password on the doors is ‘a full vagina is a happy vagina’

Hope to see you all there

this tickled me this morning - I read it in Joanna Lumleys voice, was great!

I’m Scottish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shuffles in*

S'cuse me, sorry I'm late.

*Drops big king dingalong dildo*

*ignores*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*shuffles in*

S'cuse me, sorry I'm late.

*Drops big king dingalong dildo*

*ignores*

Pick that up with your teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are your plans for me then this month Queenie ??

Be kind

You can be Lord of Fabradoodle’s toilet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are your plans for me then this month Queenie ??

Be kind

You can be Lord of Fabradoodle’s toilet again"

Convenient. I actually need the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are your plans for me then this month Queenie ??

Be kind

You can be Lord of Fabradoodle’s toilet again

Convenient. I actually need the toilet"

A weewee or a poopoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blumpkin counts as 2 a day, so come here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"blumpkin counts as 2 a day, so come here "

Fuck off!

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