FabSwingers.com forum: Things you find pointless....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What things, random or otherwise do you consider to be absolutely pointless?

I will start.

I bought some yellow paint that smells of bananas, but when it’s dried it no longer smells of bananas.

Fucking pointless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What things, random or otherwise do you consider to be absolutely pointless?

I will start.

I bought some yellow paint that smells of bananas, but when it’s dried it no longer smells of bananas.

Fucking pointless.

This thread was pretty pointless too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I could say me posting on threads cos no one replies to my shit, in the main, but you beat me too it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also toilet paper that is dispensed with one of them cross holes. As soon as you pull on it, it rips into the tiniest piece.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I could say me posting on threads cos no one replies to my shit, in the main, but you beat me too it xx"

I just did, now

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

A broken pencil, balls, me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I could say me posting on threads cos no one replies to my shit, in the main, but you beat me too it xx"

Well said, I could not agree more

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I bought some screen wash for the car that smells like cherries, pointless and mildly dangerous, cherry cordial anyone? And the bloody wasps it attracts, that’s it, i’m off to have a rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I could say me posting on threads cos no one replies to my shit, in the main, but you beat me too it xx

I just did, now

And I thank you for it.

Controversial one : social distancing rules as no one gives a shit about your personal space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat beds are completely pointless. The only use they have is if you do not want a cat to sleep somewhere particular, buy a cat bed and put it there. The cat will completely ignore it and would rather sleep on a pile of broken glass in a snowstorm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent orgasms? I mean like no sound at all. Not even an umph, ahhh or sigh.

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Messaging women on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I could say me posting on threads cos no one replies to my shit, in the main, but you beat me too it xx

I just did, now

And I thank you for it.

Controversial one : social distancing rules as no one gives a shit about your personal space "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat beds are completely pointless. The only use they have is if you do not want a cat to sleep somewhere particular, buy a cat bed and put it there. The cat will completely ignore it and would rather sleep on a pile of broken glass in a snowstorm."

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

The little pockets on the pockets of jeans.

Turkish Delight

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Paddy McGuinness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life on occasion.

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By *riveroneMan
over a year ago

Hyde

"The little pockets on the pockets of jeans.

Turkish Delight

Lighter? Durex not much else fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"The little pockets on the pockets of jeans.

Turkish Delight

Lighter? Durex not much else fits"

They where initially made for pocket watches, but as these have steadily declined in consumer need. The pockets have become useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabbage!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Life on occasion."

Life is never pointless - but often very difficult!! Sending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'share size' written on my bag of crisps.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"The little pockets on the pockets of jeans.

Turkish Delight

Love Turkish delight x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ashtray on a motorbike

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fruit tea

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Personally I want to know where you got the paint so I can buy some even though I have no need for it!! Also are there other scents? Like green is apple or lime??

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Safety sandals

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What things, random or otherwise do you consider to be absolutely pointless?

I will start.

I bought some yellow paint that smells of bananas, but when it’s dried it no longer smells of bananas.

Fucking pointless.

I’d so buy that

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Messaging women on here

Was it not Albert Einstein who said "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" you can just about label me insane now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 'share size' written on my bag of crisps. "

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"The 'share size' written on my bag of crisps. "

Or the sticky thing for re sealing sharer bags of sweets.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The legal disclaimers people put on their profile it’s interesting when you see what fab say about them in the FAQs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs without nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Those stupid wire egg slicer things that don't even go all the way through the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arguing on the Internet or shaving when no ones gonna see!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"What things, random or otherwise do you consider to be absolutely pointless?

I will start.

I bought some yellow paint that smells of bananas, but when it’s dried it no longer smells of bananas.

Fucking pointless.

I’d so buy that

Glad I'm not the only one

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Those stupid wire egg slicer things that don't even go all the way through the egg

They are utter shite aren’t they

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Watching television is pretty pointless.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What things, random or otherwise do you consider to be absolutely pointless?

I will start.

I bought some yellow paint that smells of bananas, but when it’s dried it no longer smells of bananas.

Fucking pointless.

I’d so buy that

Glad I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite possibly these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 'share size' written on my bag of crisps.

They aren't being shared

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Those stupid wire egg slicer things that don't even go all the way through the egg

They are utter shite aren’t they

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they actually wind me up

so much quicker to just cut the thing. And trying to wash them is a nightmare, it's either your sponge or fingers that end up sliced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 'share size' written on my bag of crisps.

Or the sticky thing for re sealing sharer bags of sweets. "

Hahaa yes!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spam.

The tinned variety.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Those stupid wire egg slicer things that don't even go all the way through the egg

They are utter shite aren’t they

they actually wind me up

so much quicker to just cut the thing. And trying to wash them is a nightmare, it's either your sponge or fingers that end up sliced

I think I tried it once and just fecked it in the bin

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Those electronic liquid soap dispensers, you’re washing your hands anyway, does it matter if you touch the damn dispenser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room 101

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really should read the forum before starting threads. My apologise

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

The toys that are now in Kinder eggs, about 20 little chocking hazards that end up making a crappy little bike or something

I'm sure when I was a kid there were loads of little frogs and bears to collect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watering your garden in Scotland.

Washing your car in ..........

Hanging out your washing in .........

Sunbathing in ........

Looking for a nice lady in .......... (apparanly their all climbing mountains)

Voting for independence in .......... ( personal favourite

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite

No no no ......... you can’t say that !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liver flavour dog toothpaste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liver flavour dog toothpaste!"

What?! Dog toothpaste? Is this a thing?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Watering your garden in Scotland.

Washing your car in ..........

Hanging out your washing in .........

Sunbathing in ........

Looking for a nice lady in .......... (apparanly their all climbing mountains)

Voting for independence in .......... ( personal favourite

)

I agree - especially since I'm not up a mountain but on my sofa. I actually did get some washing dry on the line today though even if I needed about 20 pegs per item

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Winks,Do not be lazy and write a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liver flavour dog toothpaste!

What?! Dog toothpaste? Is this a thing? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liver flavour dog toothpaste!

What?! Dog toothpaste? Is this a thing? "

Yeah I use it on my puppy, you can only buy one flavour - liver! What's wrong with mint ffs.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watering your garden in Scotland.

Washing your car in ..........

Hanging out your washing in .........

Sunbathing in ........

Looking for a nice lady in .......... (apparanly their all climbing mountains)

Voting for independence in .......... ( personal favourite

)

I agree - especially since I'm not up a mountain but on my sofa. I actually did get some washing dry on the line today though even if I needed about 20 pegs per item

Good shout Cede,

Hanging your washing with 2 pegs in Scotland, now that really is pointless.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Ready sliced onion, you lazy bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

conversation,

pointless these days everyone is looking down at their phones or doesnt have the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What things, random or otherwise do you consider to be absolutely pointless?

I will start.

I bought some yellow paint that smells of bananas, but when it’s dried it no longer smells of bananas.

I want this paint!! Haha. Mrs x

Fucking pointless.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

same for dogs beds...

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Toilet paper with fancy patterns/designs...i mean, what's the point? It's just for wiping your shit

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Circles

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"What things, random or otherwise do you consider to be absolutely pointless?

I will start.

I bought some yellow paint that smells of bananas, but when it’s dried it no longer smells of bananas.

Fucking pointless.

A sphere is pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life on occasion."

Their second album was disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your appendix..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life on occasion."

Mine is at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and those stupid outfits people wear to cycle

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