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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

I’m at the doctors office nothing can scar me at the moment....

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We’re always happy to assist somebody in need

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Show us yer star fish

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By *wo4funxxxCouple
over a year ago

southampton

Happy to help out

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im very happy seeing your bum as it is.

Some things should be left to the imagination.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Always happy to help those who need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fantastic day this is turning out to be! This is a perfect Monday cure

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Has someone hacked your account?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to comment!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Show us yer star fish "

I'll sucker it to the glass shower screen for a really good view!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Im very happy seeing your bum as it is.

Some things should be left to the imagination. "

Never! Anuses are to be flaunted!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What a fantastic day this is turning out to be! This is a perfect Monday cure "

And its not even a Monday

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Has someone hacked your account? "

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Show us yer star fish

I'll sucker it to the glass shower screen for a really good view! "

Make sure the glass is clean so I get a birds eye view

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it. "

Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Starfish aren't filter feeders but your inbox is. Happy to lend my expertise to the cause.

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By *ninja000Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Love a beautiful ass... Rimming is part of oral

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Has someone hacked your account?

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures? "

I reckon it’s the Chinese. The Russians aren’t big on anal comrade.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I volunteer as tribute

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Im very happy seeing your bum as it is.

Some things should be left to the imagination.

Never! Anuses are to be flaunted! "

OK then - if you must. Pfffffft.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Let’s see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has someone hacked your account?

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures? "

All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to assist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I’ll happily give my option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.

Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension "

Will it suck us in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.

Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension "

In that case I'll pass, but I would like to see your bum if you ever chose to share a picture. Luke

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Say what?!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant message as a couple blocked

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By *otts72Man
over a year ago

London

Would love to help but cannot pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This going to be a hugely popular thread Lacey.

It's not anus - it's THE nus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My God - it's full of stars!

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

Oooo I’m intrigued love to see a beautiful arsehole

I’ve become fascinated by rimming recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I didn't expect that! Why did you get that tattooed on it?

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By *ornsMan
over a year ago

west Midlands

I would pm but your filters won't allow

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.

Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension

In that case I'll pass, but I would like to see your bum if you ever chose to share a picture. Luke "

I’ll have his ^^ parted cheeks bum hole pic then pretty please

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Has someone hacked your account?

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?

I reckon it’s the Chinese. The Russians aren’t big on anal comrade. "

Touche!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs) "

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.

Have you a name for her?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Has someone hacked your account?

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?

All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box "

You mean sucker it to your inbox?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.

Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension

Will it suck us in "

Only if you get too close!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Say what?!

D."

You 'erd!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This going to be a hugely popular thread Lacey.

It's not anus - it's THE nus. "

I love you for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has someone hacked your account?

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?

All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box

You mean sucker it to your inbox? "

So long as it makes that satisfying *sluuuuurp* sound when you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get my head lamp

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"My God - it's full of stars! "

Nah you're just seeing them, back up a little .

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh, I didn't expect that! Why did you get that tattooed on it?"

It was a sponsorship deal.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.

Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension

In that case I'll pass, but I would like to see your bum if you ever chose to share a picture. Luke

I’ll have his ^^ parted cheeks bum hole pic then pretty please "

Waste not want not!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.

Have you a name for her? "

Now you mention it no I don't. Maybe that should be my next thread!

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm sure it's lovely, but it's triggering flashbacks of one I saw here earlier with a haemorrhoid the size of a toe, and over a thousand fabs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.

Have you a name for her?

Now you mention it no I don't. Maybe that should be my next thread! "

Cheryl Hole.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Happy to 0rovide an impartial opinion.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Has someone hacked your account?

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?

All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box

You mean sucker it to your inbox?

So long as it makes that satisfying *sluuuuurp* sound when you do "

Like tipping jelly out of a mould.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll get my head lamp "

Don't forget to tie a rope to your ankles in case you get sucked in!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm sure it's lovely, but it's triggering flashbacks of one I saw here earlier with a haemorrhoid the size of a toe, and over a thousand fabs... "

Sorry I'll make that private again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has someone hacked your account?

The Russians or the Chinese? Which government is after my bumhole pictures?

All of 'em, it's that good... at least I'll be able to confirm that after you slide it in to my box

You mean sucker it to your inbox?

So long as it makes that satisfying *sluuuuurp* sound when you do

Like tipping jelly out of a mould. "

It's gotta be jelly cos jam don't shake like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get my head lamp

Don't forget to tie a rope to your ankles in case you get sucked in! "

dashed good thinking

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.

Have you a name for her?

Now you mention it no I don't. Maybe that should be my next thread!

Cheryl Hole. "

I prefer 'the void'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.

Have you a name for her?

Now you mention it no I don't. Maybe that should be my next thread!

Cheryl Hole.

I prefer 'the void' "

Emma Void?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sure it’s an adorable little bum hole.

Have you a name for her?

Now you mention it no I don't. Maybe that should be my next thread!

Cheryl Hole.

I prefer 'the void' "

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By *nozcumberMan
over a year ago

Honiton


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

I'm up for a gander

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it! "

I know! So handy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see it"

Me too....intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see it"

She's just a tease, I've been asking to see if for a year now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see it

She's just a tease, I've been asking to see if for a year now "

She's sent me it and oh my god Morningstar I feel sorry for you that you've never seen it! It's everything I knew it would be! It's smooth and beautiful and ready for penetration

Thank you Lacey for trusting me and don't worry your anus is safe with me #girlcode

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Cannot believe it took me over 16 hours to capture your bumhole in oil and acrylic that one time because you wouldn't stop winking it at me.

I'm still super fond of it, though. It has such charm

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy! "

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

By all means wink away

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By *enhamhoopMan
over a year ago

Denham


"Im very happy seeing your bum as it is.

Some things should be left to the imagination.

Never! Anuses are to be flaunted! "

Surely it is Ani that are to be flaunted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I smell a trap. No way I'm PMing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you wiped

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"hope you wiped "

Haha. No Maltesers for me thank you

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Would love to offer my assistance in this matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to see it

She's just a tease, I've been asking to see if for a year now

She's sent me it and oh my god Morningstar I feel sorry for you that you've never seen it! It's everything I knew it would be! It's smooth and beautiful and ready for penetration

Thank you Lacey for trusting me and don't worry your anus is safe with me #girlcode "

Liar

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I want to see it

She's just a tease, I've been asking to see if for a year now

She's sent me it and oh my god Morningstar I feel sorry for you that you've never seen it! It's everything I knew it would be! It's smooth and beautiful and ready for penetration

Thank you Lacey for trusting me and don't worry your anus is safe with me #girlcode "

I hope I can trust you with it more than your sex addict clinic .

Thanks babe

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Cannot believe it took me over 16 hours to capture your bumhole in oil and acrylic that one time because you wouldn't stop winking it at me.

I'm still super fond of it, though. It has such charm "

I'm honoured the painting has pride of place in your living room

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy!

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus. "

That is exactly what happened.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy!

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.

That is exactly what happened. "

What type of polish do you use?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Im very happy seeing your bum as it is.

Some things should be left to the imagination.

Never! Anuses are to be flaunted! Surely it is Ani that are to be flaunted "

Ani, I like it!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy!

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.

That is exactly what happened.

What type of polish do you use?"

Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right Lacey! Go on I’ll have a look

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy!

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.

That is exactly what happened.

What type of polish do you use?

Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name. "

Mmmm, lemonbuttholecream... (drools)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy!

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.

That is exactly what happened. "

Now i want a video - never mind a pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How graphic is the picture? I'm all up for seeing your bum but if you're parting your cheeks to show your exit point then I would personally avoid it.

Oh very graphic. It's a portal to another dimension "

I'm no scientist, but can verify if it's a shiny star or a light grabbing black hole

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy!

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.

That is exactly what happened.

What type of polish do you use?

Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name. "

Sounds yummy, is it edible?

Lacey_Red and Lemon buttercream, now there's a nice thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10"

Squeaks & creeks as you move around on it, freezing cold in winter, skin sticks to it in summer?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Right Lacey! Go on I’ll have a look "

Ok but keep it to yourself okay?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lacey_Red, I think you should be aware that Lorenzo and / or Jamie Hants has hacked your account and is offering your arsehole for private viewing.

Just thought you should know so you can take the appropriate action

(and by that I mean make sure you've shined it up for all the folks who require said private view obvs)

Little rascals!

Lucky I've spent the day waxing and oiling it isn’t it!

I know! So handy!

Now i have an image of lacey with a polishing mop attached to a cordless drill buffing her anus.

That is exactly what happened.

What type of polish do you use?

Jamie Hants famous lemom scented butthole butter. Lemonbuttercream uses it too. It's how she got her name.

Sounds yummy, is it edible?

Lacey_Red and Lemon buttercream, now there's a nice thought "

It is!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10"

That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10

Squeaks & creeks as you move around on it, freezing cold in winter, skin sticks to it in summer? "

Spot on!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Errr what size diameter is that hanging out?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I would be happy to offer my (un)professional opinion

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

Your public photos are amazing but I’m not allowed to contact you

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10

Squeaks & creeks as you move around on it, freezing cold in winter, skin sticks to it in summer?

Spot on! "

Maybe try Clearasil for bumholes?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Errr what size diameter is that hanging out? "

2ft

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10

Squeaks & creeks as you move around on it, freezing cold in winter, skin sticks to it in summer?

Spot on!

Maybe try Clearasil for bumholes? "

Some like it spotty!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Errr what size diameter is that hanging out?

2ft"

Fisting is obviously your speciality

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'd help too, damn those filters. You can still show me your sheriff's badge in my box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10"

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Errr what size diameter is that hanging out?

2ft

Fisting is obviously your speciality "

Those hulk fists maybe.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Errr what size diameter is that hanging out?

2ft

Fisting is obviously your speciality

Those hulk fists maybe. "

Double fisting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like a strangely seductive leather cheerio.

10/10

"

yours taste of lemon ,butter or cream

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Hmm I’m wondering if I’m being led down a rabbit hole here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

Oooh ooooh.....let me see!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

If it's as lovely as the rest of you it can only be a good thing...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Due to popular demand (ok I mean Lorenzo and Jamie Hants) I'm conducting a survey to rate the beauty of my arsehole. PM for a private viewing. I cannot be held accountable for any mental scarring that may occur. "

Yes please I don’t mind assisting

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