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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well day off and had a mad idea come to me, what’s it like having a dildo up your ass I don’t know why but I tried and failed.

Used lube and just did not happen,why o why I don’t that I don’t know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If It was a tartan dildo it was probably a Thermos flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only 1 o'clock, don't give up.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If at first you don't succeed..........

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

The real thing is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The real thing is better."

Wasn't that a U2 song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mateee it's a difficult process the first time I took a finger in my ass I cried you need to start small and build yourself up maybe have a look at lovehoney for some beads or plugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just not the British way to give up so easily brother

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ya gotta be relaxed and take it slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya gotta be relaxed and take it slow "

^^ this girl is in the know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a carrot

part of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start slow, you can't just shove it in there.

Only tried anal once. But I had a butt plug in all lubed up during foreplay and vaginal sex, then I took the plug out and lubed myself up again until I could fit three fingers inside my butt. No pain whatsoever, only pleasure

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Try a carrot

part of your 5 a day"

I started off with a starbar. Guess my arse is hot as it melted and made a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try a carrot

part of your 5 a day

I started off with a starbar. Guess my arse is hot as it melted and made a mess."

It is hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The real thing is better."

Take your word on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s just not the British way to give up so easily brother "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try a carrot

part of your 5 a day

I started off with a starbar. Guess my arse is hot as it melted and made a mess."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try a carrot

part of your 5 a day

I started off with a starbar. Guess my arse is hot as it melted and made a mess."

Finger of fudge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try a carrot

part of your 5 a day

I started off with a starbar. Guess my arse is hot as it melted and made a mess.

Finger of fudge? "

Is just enough it’s full of Cadburys goodness

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't start with a dildo that hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently had a prostate massager for the first time.

The sensation of it inside me didn't feel comfortable at first. It just felt like I needed the toilet!

After a while I relaxed more and it was ok, and then the vibrator was turned on and it was like wha-hay!

It's still not something I would want too often though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recently had a prostate massager for the first time.

The sensation of it inside me didn't feel comfortable at first. It just felt like I needed the toilet!

After a while I relaxed more and it was ok, and then the vibrator was turned on and it was like wha-hay!

It's still not something I would want too often though."
. Well at the mo I feel like I have a dead ass

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

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"The real thing is better.

Wasn't that a U2 song? "

A U2 song???

If it was a tartan dildo it was probably be a Thermos flask..

Is that a bonus track on the Joshua tree?!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Progressive relaxation and training are better than sitting lubed or unlubed on a traffic cone and getting your cheeks to the ground.

Beware of tissue damage, which will need appropriate time to heal. Start when your body is warm and blood circulation is good. Keep breathing - treat it like a yoga move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feels great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The real thing is better."

Couldn’t agree more lol but maybe that’s lockdown horn talking and kind off gagging on geting pound in to oblivion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mateee it's a difficult process the first time I took a finger in my ass I cried you need to start small and build yourself up maybe have a look at lovehoney for some beads or plugs? "

That's because you didn't have my tongue for assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of lube and you’re laughing mate

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By *inamicMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

U start small and work ur way up

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I recently had a prostate massager for the first time.

The sensation of it inside me didn't feel comfortable at first. It just felt like I needed the toilet!

After a while I relaxed more and it was ok, and then the vibrator was turned on and it was like wha-hay!

It's still not something I would want too often though.. Well at the mo I feel like I have a dead ass "

It comes alive again so keep trying. I remember those days well but 30yrs later it is as easy as ABC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya gotta be relaxed and take it slow "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can still vividly remember my first prostate orgasm. It was so intense I almost blacked out. Totally worth sticking at, OP.

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