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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder web n get the iron out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE trying stuff on!

If it looks like shit or doesn't fit I will feel like a blob fish the rest of the day.

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??"

I shop at next online mostly I seem to have my sizes off to a tee I’ll admit not to trying on in shop as I’m pretty confident on size

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"wonder web n get the iron out lol "

Wonder Web ?? What's that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I HATE trying stuff on!

If it looks like shit or doesn't fit I will feel like a blob fish the rest of the day.

Lu "

And I thought all girlies tried everything on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??

I shop at next online mostly I seem to have my sizes off to a tee I’ll admit not to trying on in shop as I’m pretty confident on size "

I thought I was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I roughly know my sizes, it's leg length that always fucks me up, but I'm not bad at turning them in/up, so not too big a deal. Although saying that, I've got about 12 pairs of jeans I'll never wear unless I put 4 inches on around the waist and get put on a rack to stretch myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try on if I'm buying something different (a shirt) or in a shop I haven't bought from before (as sizes can be slighyly different between places). Generally I buy from Next Online so I know their sizing and can buy without needing to try.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"wonder web n get the iron out lol

Wonder Web ?? What's that "

It’s what all mums use to hem the legs of their kids trousers so they can let them down as they grow! You just turn the hem and iron it between the folds.

We went clothes shopping and all the changing rooms were closed anyway.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I HATE trying stuff on!

If it looks like shit or doesn't fit I will feel like a blob fish the rest of the day.

Lu

And I thought all girlies tried everything on "

I mean, I do try it on, but I don't like doing it...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"wonder web n get the iron out lol

Wonder Web ?? What's that

It’s what all mums use to hem the legs of their kids trousers so they can let them down as they grow! You just turn the hem and iron it between the folds.

We went clothes shopping and all the changing rooms were closed anyway.

Lou x "
Ah I see I get it now , thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I HATE trying stuff on!

If it looks like shit or doesn't fit I will feel like a blob fish the rest of the day.

Lu

And I thought all girlies tried everything on

I mean, I do try it on, but I don't like doing it... "

I can just never be bothered. Too much kerfuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wonder web n get the iron out lol

Wonder Web ?? What's that "

oh fuck nugget cmere n let me educate you..

its like a thin 'web' of essentially meltable glue..

fold a new hem, put the wonder web inside the new crease and iron, when the glue melts and hardens it creates the new hem with no need for sewing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"wonder web n get the iron out lol

Wonder Web ?? What's that

oh fuck nugget cmere n let me educate you..

its like a thin 'web' of essentially meltable glue..

fold a new hem, put the wonder web inside the new crease and iron, when the glue melts and hardens it creates the new hem with no need for sewing

"
Sounds like effort to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I HATE trying stuff on!

If it looks like shit or doesn't fit I will feel like a blob fish the rest of the day.

Lu

And I thought all girlies tried everything on

I mean, I do try it on, but I don't like doing it...

I can just never be bothered. Too much kerfuffle "

Let yourself off this time...I'm pretty sure the rona means we can't try owt on atm anyway.

But post rona...try shit on slim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing rooms stress me out and depress me! I order everything online and try on in the comfort of home. It usually still depresses me but at least I have gin here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate shopping, so I wouldn't want to go back just to return stuff. I'd try it all on , get it out of the way

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

God I couldn't buy stuff without trying it on but us women have the extra problem of even when things fit, sometimes they don't sit right over your boobs or hips. I have to try stuff on and lift my arms, sit down and bend over in it to make sure it's all okay. I only buy online if they do free returns. I'd say out of things I try on I only buy/keep 25% of it.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

I always try clothes on before I buy. I've made the mistake too many times in the past where I've bought something believing it to be the right size or look, and am disappointed when I try it on at home.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I HATE trying stuff on!

If it looks like shit or doesn't fit I will feel like a blob fish the rest of the day.

Lu

And I thought all girlies tried everything on

I mean, I do try it on, but I don't like doing it...

I can just never be bothered. Too much kerfuffle

Let yourself off this time...I'm pretty sure the rona means we can't try owt on atm anyway.

But post rona...try shit on slim! "

Except condoms obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changing rooms stress me out and depress me! I order everything online and try on in the comfort of home. It usually still depresses me but at least I have gin here"

A woman after my own heart!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Changing rooms stress me out and depress me! I order everything online and try on in the comfort of home. It usually still depresses me but at least I have gin here"

Good point well made

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"God I couldn't buy stuff without trying it on but us women have the extra problem of even when things fit, sometimes they don't sit right over your boobs or hips. I have to try stuff on and lift my arms, sit down and bend over in it to make sure it's all okay. I only buy online if they do free returns. I'd say out of things I try on I only buy/keep 25% of it. "

Christ really

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I went shopping yesterday but you can't try on because of Covid.

I bought a few things but they don't fit. Typical. I've lost weight recently so not sure what size will fit the best.

Mrs

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??"
unless it's a dress I need to know how it looks on then no, I never really try things on x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I always try clothes on before I buy. I've made the mistake too many times in the past where I've bought something believing it to be the right size or look, and am disappointed when I try it on at home."

I'm lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing rooms are godawful places to make decisions. Bad lighting, poorly fitting curtains, no one to offer objective opinion, noises from outside... ugh.

I'd rather try at home and return if necessary.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Changing rooms are godawful places to make decisions. Bad lighting, poorly fitting curtains, no one to offer objective opinion, noises from outside... ugh.

I'd rather try at home and return if necessary. "

Yes that's my excuse too

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"God I couldn't buy stuff without trying it on but us women have the extra problem of even when things fit, sometimes they don't sit right over your boobs or hips. I have to try stuff on and lift my arms, sit down and bend over in it to make sure it's all okay. I only buy online if they do free returns. I'd say out of things I try on I only buy/keep 25% of it.

Christ really "

Yep but I also have the issue of having a two dress size difference between my hips and waist

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"God I couldn't buy stuff without trying it on but us women have the extra problem of even when things fit, sometimes they don't sit right over your boobs or hips. I have to try stuff on and lift my arms, sit down and bend over in it to make sure it's all okay. I only buy online if they do free returns. I'd say out of things I try on I only buy/keep 25% of it.

Christ really

Yep but I also have the issue of having a two dress size difference between my hips and waist "

I honestly dont know how you women cope when choosing clothes . Certainly easier for us guys

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I try stuff on, not just to make sure it fits, but to make sure I like it. The only exception is jeans, because meh jeans and order direct the correct length and waist

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I try stuff on, not just to make sure it fits, but to make sure I like it. The only exception is jeans, because meh jeans and order direct the correct length and waist"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no shops in my town that are allowing anyone to try anything on in changing rooms during current covid restrictions.

So I annoyingly had to buy 6 pairs of jeans, take them home, try them at home and return the ones that were no good! What an absolute pain in the ass.

It has taken the pleasure out of clothes shopping. So I don't really bother anymore unless I really really need something specific.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"God I couldn't buy stuff without trying it on but us women have the extra problem of even when things fit, sometimes they don't sit right over your boobs or hips. I have to try stuff on and lift my arms, sit down and bend over in it to make sure it's all okay. I only buy online if they do free returns. I'd say out of things I try on I only buy/keep 25% of it.

Christ really

Yep but I also have the issue of having a two dress size difference between my hips and waist

I honestly dont know how you women cope when choosing clothes . Certainly easier for us guys "

Definitely!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I know my size (shoe/trousers/jeans/shirts) and bought most of it online. Never needed to try anything on for years.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I buy online from the sites which facilitate free returns. Buy ~6 items, try on at home, return 5. Makes shopping easier I think - Mrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I know my size (shoe/trousers/jeans/shirts) and bought most of it online. Never needed to try anything on for years."

Lucky you

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Are u allowed to try on again now? X

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??"

Just roll them up, go for the country bumpkin look

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Different companies have different fit, so i fluctuate between sizes depending on brand.

If it's too long, you can adjust that easy or have it tailored to fit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??

Just roll them up, go for the country bumpkin look "
Haha not a chance

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??

Just roll them up, go for the country bumpkin look Haha not a chance "

Or get some sharp scissors, take 6 inches off the bottom and pretend you're a hipster

No socks, mind

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I rarely buy clothes off the peg, most of mine are ordered off line, you can try them at your leisure with shoes or whatever you want to match it with, and if it’s no good you just bundle it back up and send it back

#notallwomenliketoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will have trouble trying things on right now as most if not all changing rooms are not in use.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??

Just roll them up, go for the country bumpkin look Haha not a chance

Or get some sharp scissors, take 6 inches off the bottom and pretend you're a hipster

No socks, mind "

I am in my forties you know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I rarely buy clothes off the peg, most of mine are ordered off line, you can try them at your leisure with shoes or whatever you want to match it with, and if it’s no good you just bundle it back up and send it back

#notallwomenliketoshop "

You are a true rarity . I like it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I hate shopping especially for clothes. I generally try on at home & return if needed mainly from Next or Primark

J x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I rarely buy clothes off the peg, most of mine are ordered off line, you can try them at your leisure with shoes or whatever you want to match it with, and if it’s no good you just bundle it back up and send it back

#notallwomenliketoshop

You are a true rarity . I like it "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try on at home, especially if it's dresses. Changing room lighting is almost always horrendous and sometimes the mirrors are angled. I prefer to out my makeup and heels on and try on in my own house.

But the reason we need to try on is I can be almost certain a men's '34R' trousers in a few different shops are all pretty much the same sizes. Whereas a women's 14 jeans will be different sizes in almost every shop. No uniformity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate trying things on in-store but also can't be arsed having to take them back, so there's a fine line between the two but I try and force myself to try them on. Thing is with this covid thing the fitting rooms are shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always try on at home, especially if it's dresses. Changing room lighting is almost always horrendous and sometimes the mirrors are angled. I prefer to out my makeup and heels on and try on in my own house.

But the reason we need to try on is I can be almost certain a men's '34R' trousers in a few different shops are all pretty much the same sizes. Whereas a women's 14 jeans will be different sizes in almost every shop. No uniformity. "

Trust me, not all men's sizes are the same

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out. "

I know how as well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I always try on at home, especially if it's dresses. Changing room lighting is almost always horrendous and sometimes the mirrors are angled. I prefer to out my makeup and heels on and try on in my own house.

But the reason we need to try on is I can be almost certain a men's '34R' trousers in a few different shops are all pretty much the same sizes. Whereas a women's 14 jeans will be different sizes in almost every shop. No uniformity. "

I agree dresses are a pain

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I always like to try things on and never shop online. Up here changing rooms in shops are closed at the moment so i have bought nothing new for months.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I always try on at home, especially if it's dresses. Changing room lighting is almost always horrendous and sometimes the mirrors are angled. I prefer to out my makeup and heels on and try on in my own house.

But the reason we need to try on is I can be almost certain a men's '34R' trousers in a few different shops are all pretty much the same sizes. Whereas a women's 14 jeans will be different sizes in almost every shop. No uniformity.

Trust me, not all men's sizes are the same "

Agreed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out.

I know how as well "

I meant in a tailoring way.

Pervert.

I'll sort you out in all the other ways

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I always like to try things on and never shop online. Up here changing rooms in shops are closed at the moment so i have bought nothing new for months."

Then just stay naked

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out.

I know how as well

I meant in a tailoring way.

Pervert.

I'll sort you out in all the other ways "

You sow as well . Is there no limits to your talents

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out.

I know how as well

I meant in a tailoring way.

Pervert.

I'll sort you out in all the other ways

You sow as well . Is there no limits to your talents "

Never been able to do a backflip

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out.

I know how as well

I meant in a tailoring way.

Pervert.

I'll sort you out in all the other ways

You sow as well . Is there no limits to your talents

Never been able to do a backflip "

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??"

I never try on I store but I do return stuff that doesn’t fit or suit me.

Some mirrors in ladies changing rooms are angled to show clothes looking better than they are Lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Over the weekend I actually spent money on myself and had a clothes spree . Yay me .

I know my size so I bought a few things and went home .

Turns out my work trousers are too long ffs .

But the thing is being a guy i couldnt be arsed to try them on in the changing cubicle thingy in the store.

I know you lady folk try everything on in store, even knickers I'd imagine.

So guys , do you just buy and leave it always try stuff on whilst you are there ??

I never try on I store but I do return stuff that doesn’t fit or suit me.

Some mirrors in ladies changing rooms are angled to show clothes looking better than they are Lol"

That's cheating the customer then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out.

I know how as well

I meant in a tailoring way.

Pervert.

I'll sort you out in all the other ways

You sow as well . Is there no limits to your talents

Never been able to do a backflip

Damn "

I'm bendy though

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"wonder web n get the iron out lol "

+1

Had wonder web in my sewing kit since Uni days.

When I was younger I would buy and dash, now I do try things on to make sure they fit and look ok on me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hate shopping and I want it over with as quickly as possible, so I rarely try in in store.

As for your trousers, gimme them here and I'll sort them out.

I know how as well

I meant in a tailoring way.

Pervert.

I'll sort you out in all the other ways

You sow as well . Is there no limits to your talents

Never been able to do a backflip

Damn

I'm bendy though "

I hope so , you will need to be

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"I know my size (shoe/trousers/jeans/shirts) and bought most of it online. Never needed to try anything on for years.

Lucky you "

Yep, all kneel and praise me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I know my size (shoe/trousers/jeans/shirts) and bought most of it online. Never needed to try anything on for years.

Lucky you

Yep, all kneel and praise me "

If you were bi I would kneel for you

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I always like to try things on and never shop online. Up here changing rooms in shops are closed at the moment so i have bought nothing new for months.

Then just stay naked "

I do , but not at work or in Asda.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I always like to try things on and never shop online. Up here changing rooms in shops are closed at the moment so i have bought nothing new for months.

Then just stay naked

I do , but not at work or in Asda."

shame

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Try most stuf on do get funny looks when i cant be ased to go to the chsnging rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try first unless I buy online.

#makesense

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"I know my size (shoe/trousers/jeans/shirts) and bought most of it online. Never needed to try anything on for years.

Lucky you

Yep, all kneel and praise me

If you were bi I would kneel for you "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always try first unless I buy online.

#makesense"

I would love to sit in the corner of your changing room, while you try on an array of "slacks"

#FabulousSlacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always try first unless I buy online.

#makesense

I would love to sit in the corner of your changing room, while you try on an array of "slacks"

#FabulousSlacks"

As long as you don't talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife buys all my clothes

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always try first unless I buy online.

#makesense

I would love to sit in the corner of your changing room, while you try on an array of "slacks"

#FabulousSlacks

As long as you don't talk "

We could have Gok Wan roleplay

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I seem to but many of my clothes online - big and tall sites.

Apart from the lacoste shop - i can't resist that place.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I seem to but many of my clothes online - big and tall sites.

Apart from the lacoste shop - i can't resist that place. "

That's a bit posh innit

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I seem to but many of my clothes online - big and tall sites.

Apart from the lacoste shop - i can't resist that place. "

The men in the Jacamo ads are getting tastier I noticed

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I seem to but many of my clothes online - big and tall sites.

Apart from the lacoste shop - i can't resist that place.

The men in the Jacamo ads are getting tastier I noticed "

I hadn't noticed, but you can't beat a bit of chunk on a man -IMO.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I seem to but many of my clothes online - big and tall sites.

Apart from the lacoste shop - i can't resist that place.

That's a bit posh innit "

I like the outlet shops - bargains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try shoes and trainers on, yet I've never EVER in my whole adult life tried a pair of size 10's that don't fit.... ....I reckon the one day I finally decide to risk it they won't fit!

Other clothes, if it's a new style or brand then yes, if it's something I know will fit or where fit isn't critical then maybe not....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nope I hate trying on stuff I always take them home

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nope I hate trying on stuff I always take them home "

I can dress you if you like

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope I hate trying on stuff I always take them home

I can dress you if you like "

Yeah no bother il let you wrestle the twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try everything on, which can take time on occasion given the max items rule in some changing rooms.

I like to make sure there are no second trips for returns or exchanges.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

For me I know I am 38 waist, 33 length in jeans however a 38 in different jeans cut from the same company can be massively baggy or make my jeans fall round my arse.

Also if I get an xl top, of its skinny fit I have to get xxl, as I fit skinny fit are like wearing gym Lycra

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nope I hate trying on stuff I always take them home

I can dress you if you like

Yeah no bother il let you wrestle the twins "

I've just fainted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a lot of men I do not enjoy shopping of any kind. I food shop like a crazed squirrel being stalked by an eagle, who doesn't know where or why the nuts I want are so far apart.

Clothes shopping, it's like I'm buying drugs and the cops are patrolling, I wouldn't even try on shoes...I just want to be out of there and back onto the street with the rest of the men who have escaped

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