FabSwingers.com forum: Things that put you off meeting people?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had this woman look up who i had meet mailing saying she new me .. and i never meet her in my life ... Had some men mailing me about this... now if i see her on others profiles put me of meeting them if thay ask me. Just can do with out that.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Three things put me off meeting people

1 profiles

2 pictures

3 all of the above

Apart from that I am up for anything

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

1 Profiles that don't "ring "right where I suspect they are fake or partly untrue

2 Profiles that are one liners

3 Aggressive forum posts that are either black and white, sound judgmental and suggest personal baggage

4. Some personal preferences re what I like or dislike

This kind of works for me

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm put off meeting people when I'm not in a happy place, I hate to drag others down with me if my mood is not right.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'm put off meeting people when I'm not in a happy place, I hate to drag others down with me if my mood is not right. "
Really good point, Laine - you got to be in the right place emotionally otherwise you could upset others and yourself. Its a bit like having a drink when you are feeling down... generally not a good idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poeple who don't respect our likes, dislike and wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm put off meeting people when I'm not in a happy place, I hate to drag others down with me if my mood is not right. Really good point, Laine - you got to be in the right place emotionally otherwise you could upset others and yourself. Its a bit like having a drink when you are feeling down... generally not a good idea...

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yes laine makes a good point xx hard to think of lanie not happy but i know we cant be 24/7. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say they practice safe sex and then have many pictures of unprotected sex with multiple partners.

When I get messages saying "Wot u in 2?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that say they practice safe sex and then have many pictures of unprotected sex with multiple partners.

When I get messages saying "Wot u in 2?"

Wot u in 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get messages saying "Wot u in 2?"

Let me guess. They are mainly from men ?

The other 'killer' line being 'what will you do to me when we meet up ?'

Once they ask that, they needn't worry !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesnt suck cock...doesnt like recieving oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that say they practice safe sex and then have many pictures of unprotected sex with multiple partners.

When I get messages saying "Wot u in 2?"

Wot u in 2?

I get this lol...and to be honest when its from cpls..I assume they are intending some bi-play(eve tho straight is on there profile(male half)

my pics are pretty much an example what I'm into..go figure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that say they practice safe sex and then have many pictures of unprotected sex with multiple partners.

When I get messages saying "Wot u in 2?"

Wot u in 2?

I get this lol...and to be honest when its from cpls..I assume they are intending some bi-play(eve tho straight is on there profile(male half)

my pics are pretty much an example what I'm into..go figure lol"

You're usually in to your nads Paddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arrogance. one liners. and profiles from people that obviously just see the site as quick fuck opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I get messages saying "Wot u in 2?"

Let me guess. They are mainly from men ?

The other 'killer' line being 'what will you do to me when we meet up ?'

Once they ask that, they needn't worry !"

Yep thats the other classic! Some people eh? Probably do have more going on in their "little" brain between thier legs than the so called big one in their heads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that say they practice safe sex and then have many pictures of unprotected sex with multiple partners.

When I get messages saying "Wot u in 2?"

Wot u in 2?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha... and breathe....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Lucey you are sooooo funny!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

No information on profile but numerous cock pics, usually inside various women.

Can't accommodate and "discreet" in every other sentence.

Sucking up in the forums or fence sitters.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Creeps.

Liars.

A u-bend boner.

Photos clearly taken whilst sitting on the toilet.

Anyone who sends a photo of their cock dripping with jiz in reply to the question "Do you mind if I ask what you look like"

People who assume waaaaaaaaaay too much.

Dirty pants.

Contradiction between something typed (forum or profile) and something in their photos.

People who haven't got the first fucking clue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that want to penetrate my arse with many a strap-on.

I know I am aroused when a woman plays there and I dont mind a finger but its not my style.

Although my muscle there will easily stop anything going in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

things that put me off meeting people is anyone who sends me a message referring to me as a milf or a cougar

Black guys who spell like dis and use words like dat, dem and tat, i do not dis like black guys just dem tat spell like dis

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"things that put me off meeting people is anyone who sends me a message referring to me as a milf or a cougar

Black guys who spell like dis and use words like dat, dem and tat, i do not dis like black guys just dem tat spell like dis

Ahhh so some ahhh dem tark, so dem spell how dem tark innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....Sucking up in the forums or fence sitters.

I'm in with a shout then ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"things that put me off meeting people is anyone who sends me a message referring to me as a milf or a cougar

Black guys who spell like dis and use words like dat, dem and tat, i do not dis like black guys just dem tat spell like dis

Ahhh so some ahhh dem tark, so dem spell how dem tark innit! "

i know it drives me nuts tho

I live in Dudley but i dont send messages to people saying

alrite, owe am ya

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

People that say No usually puts me off meeting ...maybe i'm being a bit harsh n should meet them anyway ..everyone deserves a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....I live in Dudley but i dont send messages to people saying

alrite, owe am ya

..so would a West Country 'Ow bist moi luvver' be OK?

Doodlaayy is a Bostin place mind ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that say No usually puts me off meeting ...maybe i'm being a bit harsh n should meet them anyway ..everyone deserves a chance

I always say yes Bunk...but u just lead me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one liners :

"wanna meet"

"can we fuck"

"nice pics, show me the rest"

" can I shoot down your throat"

grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL... yeah sorry, started my rant off again now pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....I live in Dudley but i dont send messages to people saying

alrite, owe am ya

..so would a West Country 'Ow bist moi luvver' be OK?

Doodlaayy is a Bostin place mind ..

seriously can you imagine how confusing the forums would get if we all typed in local dialect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...don't mind me I am just sitting here making notes, checking profiles and rewriting my copy / paste message I use to everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who tell me their down in cardiff for a stag nite and can they do me while their down... I assume they mean if they dont pull first... Really annoys me as if im their free prostitue. And ppl who reply to my chatty messages with one line every time despite the fact ive ask them several interested in their life questions. It makes me lose the will to liv lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....I live in Dudley but i dont send messages to people saying

alrite, owe am ya

..so would a West Country 'Ow bist moi luvver' be OK?

Doodlaayy is a Bostin place mind ..

seriously can you imagine how confusing the forums would get if we all typed in local dialect lol"

Indeed. But a 'cannie lass' with a Geordie accent flicks a big switch with me any time ..no offence intended to other dialects of course...

But Jethro jokes HAVE to be in Kernow of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And ppl who reply to my chatty messages with one line every time despite the fact ive ask them several interested in their life questions. It makes me lose the will to liv lol xxx

i hate that too

If im talking to folks and they just send replys of 'yes' 'no' or a one liner with nothing in it to carry on the conversation i stop mailing them, then they have the cheak to mail you back a couple of days later asking why you stopped mailing them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who outline what they are going to do to you in the bedroom before even saying hello or how are you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A u-bend boner"

Now that made me LOL!!!!

B x

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

" And ppl who reply to my chatty messages with one line every time despite the fact ive ask them several interested in their life questions. It makes me lose the will to liv lol xxx

i hate that too

agreed, been there, etc etc etc, xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who tell me their down in cardiff for a stag nite and can they do me while their down... I assume they mean if they dont pull first... Really annoys me as if im their free prostitue. And ppl who reply to my chatty messages with one line every time despite the fact ive ask them several interested in their life questions. It makes me lose the will to liv lol xxx

i suppose when in wales...and they are looking for a slut...they see ur name....just saying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later!

Not me...... That's what puts me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who outline what they are going to do to you in the bedroom before even saying hello or how are you.

I'm so gonna...er..cum in my pants.sorry...verify me tho eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing has put me off meeting anyone from here................. Yet.

Mind u I guess it would help

IF I EVER GOT NOTICED lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Nothing has put me off meeting anyone from here................. Yet.

Mind u I guess it would help

IF I EVER GOT NOTICED lol

Did anybody speak ?;-)

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Where do you want me to start? lol

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

People who expect you to meet NOW!

Profiles with no info demanding a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gives up completely lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are overly confident they usually end up bein a disappointment then the jokes on them!

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"People who expect you to meet NOW!

Profiles with no info demanding a face pic

Oh and friends requests from people ie never even spoken too, what's that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a guy look at my profile whose opening line to his own profile was " looking to have my lovestick sat on" Didnt really make me wana throw myself at him lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men who tell me we can be quite when i say i cant meet now as i have a child in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Profiles that don't "ring "right where I suspect they are fake or partly untrue

2 Profiles that are one liners

3 Aggressive forum posts that are either black and white, sound judgmental and suggest personal baggage

4. Some personal preferences re what I like or dislike

This kind of works for me

Oh bugger - that's me out of a chance with at least one of them! Lol!! Wanna guess which one? Answers on a postcard children.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who expect you to meet NOW!

Profiles with no info demanding a face pic

Profiles with no info demanding a pussy pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are overly confident they usually end up bein a disappointment then the jokes on them! "

Agree with this and when a guy says " you wont be disappointed" i usually lose interest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad spelling on the profile or in the forums. Gives me a headache just looking at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who tell me we can be quite when i say i cant meet now as i have a child in bed

now i have seen you on cam NN and i know that sex with you would never be quiet....

i think you one of the horniest gals on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles that say things like looking for attractive people only or no mingers

how an i supposed to know if they will find me attractive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"men who tell me we can be quite when i say i cant meet now as i have a child in bed

now i have seen you on cam NN and i know that sex with you would never be quiet....

i think you one of the horniest gals on here.....

your tenners in the post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad spelling on the profile or in the forums. Gives me a headache just looking at it."

++++++1 !!

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Profile pics with a mess of a room in the background lol

Blatant bareback pics when the profile states safe sex always

Oh and a fanny like a burst couch puts me off too, well dinner anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blatant bareback pics when the profile states safe sex always

so are bareback pics ok if their profile dont state safe sex?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"profiles that say things like looking for attractive people only or no mingers

how an i supposed to know if they will find me attractive?

Funny, I have no such quandry with the ones that say no oompa loompas!

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Blatant bareback pics when the profile states safe sex always

so are bareback pics ok if their profile dont state safe sex?

Touché lol

Each to their own, such is life

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Bad spelling on the profile or in the forums. Gives me a headache just looking at it."

Me too...don't always have a Rosetta Stone to hand so skip over them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

people who go on about spellings as myn is not that good . xx people who mail have no pics in profile ... and say can send you one . I will never ask .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"people who go on about spellings as myn is not that good . xx people who mail have no pics in profile ... and say can send you one . I will never ask ."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Major put offs ......

1)Pushy people

2)Gnarly undercarraige lol - I'm sure

you know what I mean, you've all seen

the pics.

3)Launching straight into fuck speak on

first message ... if I was in a bar

I'd expect a hello before being taken

from behind! lol

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

3)Launching straight into fuck speak on

first message ... if I was in a bar

I'd expect a hello before being taken

from behind! lol

Hello, nice behind lol is it taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandals and/or pubic lice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message full of misspellings. Immediate deletion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"doesnt suck cock...doesnt like recieving oral"

I dont suck cock...i dont like recieving anal.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with no pictures at all on their profile but who still put in their profile : Attach picture to your message or you we get blocked....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Launching straight into fuck speak on

first message ... if I was in a bar

I'd expect a hello before being taken

from behind! lol

Some people are sooooooo picky

I don't like excessively crude usernames, ranty profiles, whinging statuses, long lists of "thou shalt nots", will fill in later (User joined over a year ago), profiles with next to no info or pix, messages where it's obvious the messagee hasn't read my profile, forum posts that read bigotted or nasty to me, not verified after umpteen months......and breathe....

Hells teeth, it's a wonder I ever get a shag!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

So not that much then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl er nuff said I think

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anyone who starts their first sentence with hi im a fireman/policeman/soldier

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

oh happy days

my fancy a shag massage,is goer.

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over a year ago

"Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

"
There i was thinking i was picky , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao@ game of kerplunk.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

People with huge lists of what puts them off meeting all very negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think there should be a direct link to Granny's post for all those who mail me and then ask why not when I say sorry not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chosen not to show my friends list or verifications from Day 1.

If peeps want to know me, they have to contact me directly.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

The glass is half full this way... we don't look for things to put us off meeting someone as that smacks of flaming hoops and gift horses - instead we look for things to reinforce the idea that we *should* meet someone...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who starts their first sentence with hi im a fireman/policeman/soldier"

If you care to redirect these gentlemen then please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messages that start

i know im not what your looking for but.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'bareback' why would you especially in this current age?

Illiterates i.e. text speak, no punctuation etc. etc.

Messages that start 'how's u?' This ties in with the illiterate point above

People that have an entirely negative profile - if the site is that bad, simply leave!

Messages with 'where are you?' Never sure what to say to that, does planet Earth count as an answer?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The ones who think I'm snotty cos I won't watch them in cam/give out my email or msn or mobile number for them to show me their face, instead I ask for a verified face pic on here...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

And the guys who tell me how they will rock my world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones who think I'm snotty cos I won't watch them in cam/give out my email or msn or mobile number for them to show me their face, instead I ask for a verified face pic on here..."

I got a special phone for you ...you give it to them next time they ask for your number

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Lol @ Granny!

Men that say they'll never let you down, will always turn up when agreed, claiming they're not like other blokes on here. In my experience they always cancel on the day of meet, so now ignore those profiles.

White Knights in the forums...suck ups are creepy.

Men who want me to "boss them around".

Couples.

50+ year old men looking for 18 year olds.

Black guys who send me pics of their monster cocks from every angle with messages stating I'm missing out...bless em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

Not an exhaustive list then ..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who boasts 'heavy cummer'

One who keep messaging you saying not desperate or pushy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Messages from total strangers like this......... this isnt.........

love to kiss your tits and shaven pussy and tight bum love when can you acommadate love to play mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I meant this inst..... stupid Saturday fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my possible meets start with nattering in the chatrooms but still quickly check a profile as well. So when I see a long list of very graphic verifications it sort of kills the interest for some reason. Totally irrational ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The glass is half full this way... we don't look for things to put us off meeting someone as that smacks of flaming hoops and gift horses - instead we look for things to reinforce the idea that we *should* meet someone...

Wolf

No one looks for things to put them off....... they are thrust before us.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"People with huge lists of what puts them off meeting all very negative

Thank God for small mercies. ( no emoticon )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People with huge lists of what puts them off meeting all very negative

Thank God for small mercies. ( no emoticon ) "
gran you have made me smile reading your posts here and i dont think alot would be put off meeting you.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys wanting phone no and address to head round for a meet straight away just because I've replied to the first message...that's the start of the flirting/finding out process not a guarantee of sex at the first opportunity that arises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

give her one vodka and she forgets 90% of that list and becomes a slutty tart, begging for anyone n everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt to trust my instinct, I can just sense if the vibe is there in a message, or of its just a bloke getting his licks with a false profile lol

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over a year ago

"I have learnt to trust my instinct, I can just sense if the vibe is there in a message, or of its just a bloke getting his licks with a false profile lol"

3some?...u,me and blowup gf (we are well verified)

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over a year ago

"I have learnt to trust my instinct, I can just sense if the vibe is there in a message, or of its just a bloke getting his licks with a false profile lol

3some?...u,me and blowup gf (we are well verified)"

Not again............ Time you got some better repair kits, she went down on me last time lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

give her one vodka and she forgets 90% of that list and becomes a slutty tart, begging for anyone n everyone."

Anyone ever tried getting a voddy from a Scotsman ? He'd lick his own first!

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over a year ago

"I have learnt to trust my instinct, I can just sense if the vibe is there in a message, or of its just a bloke getting his licks with a false profile lol

3some?...u,me and blowup gf (we are well verified)

Not again............ Time you got some better repair kits, she went down on me last time lol"

apologies for that..it was actually me...remember we blindfolded u...and I admit my sucking cock skills is shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

how's u ?

wanna chat ?

Hi babe

Hi Doll

Hi hunny

U got pics ?

Wanna meet ?

Wot do u like?

How's the site treating you?

U 'avin' any luck?

U like young cock ?

Love mature

Love older

Do you know any bi women that would join us ?

My missus knows im meeting

Im in Liverpool this weekend

I have a nice hotel room

I always put the lady first

Like to make my women cum

I know how to pleasure a woman

What size r ur tits ?

Do you swallow ?

Fancy a meet now?

Fancy a meet to night ?

Is this site full of dickheads ?

I'm not like the other blokes

My missus doesn't like sex

Hi where u ?

Pics with toilets in

Pics with trousers around the ankles or knees

Pictures of someone's camera

Pictures in the wifes pink bedroom

Pictures of ugly people

Pics of unkempt cock areas

Pics of throttled cock

Pics of massive cocks

Pics of bodies like orang utans

Pics of blokes that look like monkeys

Pics of skinny blokes

Stupid whiny profiles that use bandwidth to slate other people.

People whose entire conversation is where do you live , what do you do, where do you work etc

People who have met people I wouldn't touch in a million years

Indiscreet types

Those with graphic veri's i.e filthy sucky fucky she took it up the arse ones

Anyone who says - Don't pass this lady by

I'm leaving this site - status lines

A friend told me to try this so here I am

Good looking so im told

Pics with jiz covered everything

Pics of blokes throttling women

Pics of women who look like a game of kerplunk

People who go to gangbangs

Latent pedophiles

People that look like they smell

Dirty houses

Can't accomodate

Bi blokes

Men who think that as they are my age I will like them

Moaners

Backstabbers

Arrogant suckholes

Indiscreet gossips

Anyone over my age

The I like women in stockings and heels brigade

Anyone is disgusting underpants

Those who send a pic of a woman sucking them off

People who won't give their phone number early

Anyone wanting cam sex, phone sex or cyber sex

give her one vodka and she forgets 90% of that list and becomes a slutty tart, begging for anyone n everyone.

Anyone ever tried getting a voddy from a Scotsman ? He'd lick his own first!"

Wan Voddie n ye take it Doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have learnt to trust my instinct, I can just sense if the vibe is there in a message, or of its just a bloke getting his licks with a false profile lol

3some?...u,me and blowup gf (we are well verified)

Not again............ Time you got some better repair kits, she went down on me last time lol

apologies for that..it was actually me...remember we blindfolded u...and I admit my sucking cock skills is shit!"

Lmao........ Next time try leaving ya teeth in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people cant be arsed to read your profile and have a complete disregard for other.grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people cant be arsed to read your profile and have a complete disregard for other.grrrr

lol @ bagshot...whatta location!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Looking to 'test my limits'

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Looking to 'test my limits'

That one makes me snigger cos when I dare them to shock me or suggest something I've never tried they all fail epically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking at me, puts me off!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

anything that goes ...... love MY mature women or love MY women in heels n stockings or know how to pleasure MY women .......

jesus .... ( shakes head )

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Glaringly obvious bollox.... either kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anything that goes ...... love MY mature women or love MY women in heels n stockings or know how to pleasure MY women .......

jesus .... ( shakes head ) "
Gran theres no pleasing you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things like age, and size don't tend to encourage or discourage me from making contact with people. More often than not it will be just the impression I get from the profile. Wether it be seemingly not very friendly, arrogant or just not the sort of personality that suits my own, I generally go with my hunch and either don't initiate contact, or say thanks but no thanks. Although having said that, one of my more enjoyable meets stemmed from someone I was initially quite hesitant about.

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