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Question for Art Lovers - Monet, Degas etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im just wondering if any art lovers out there can explain the big attraction to French impressionism.

I've been looking on YouTube at clips covering the works of the likes of Monet, Cezanne, Degas, Manet and the rest of them and I just cannot see any talent in there whatsoever!

To me, not one of them is a patch on Mike Yarwood, yet they seem to be held in such high regard across the globe whereas he's probably collecting trolleys outside Morrison's these days.

They seem to have spent half of their time fannying about painting blotchy pictures and when i did actually find a voice recording from one of them, it was absolutely pathetic! It sounded more like Bleeding Charles de Gaulle, rather than Ted Heath or Harold Wilson, who I'm presuming it was meant to be.

What's all that about? I thought Britains got Talent was a complete crock of shite but France's got Talent must be absolutely excruciating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'd to read that twice there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any BBW's, cheats or big black cocks in these paintings ?

If not, I'm not interested

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

And would you fuck, kiss or avoid the Impressionist above.....(I'd give Jon Culshaw one if he did his Ozzy for me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like Edvard Munch's iconic artwork The Scream sold for $120m its a very powerfull peace of art .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do you like Edvard Munch's iconic artwork The Scream sold for $120m its a very powerfull peace of art ."

I thought about investing in that piece.

Then I realised it was just as effective to buy a cheap mirror and then look in it after a few days of trying to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do you like Edvard Munch's iconic artwork The Scream sold for $120m its a very powerfull peace of art .

I thought about investing in that piece.

Then I realised it was just as effective to buy a cheap mirror and then look in it after a few days of trying to get a meet

"
lol ooo yes and screaming why not pick me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Yarwood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And would you fuck, kiss or avoid the Impressionist above.....(I'd give Jon Culshaw one if he did his Ozzy for me) "

Trust thee to turn a serious post into farce lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Mike Yarwood."

Is he on here then? If so do you know his user name? I bet he'd be a gold mine on this scene as he could be anyone a woman wanted to be, well if they shut their eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Do you like Edvard Munch's iconic artwork The Scream sold for $120m its a very powerfull peace of art ."

Bollocks! That was modelled on me, where are my royalties!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Beauty... and ART.. are in the eyes of the beholder. I personally love the impressionists but I can udnerstand that others might not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol I'd to read that twice there "

Sounds like that time I was flicking through the telly channels and saw 'Extrem Fisting With Robson Green'

I had to read that about 3 times before I realised it was 'fishing'!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"And would you fuck, kiss or avoid the Impressionist above.....(I'd give Jon Culshaw one if he did his Ozzy for me)

Trust thee to turn a serious post into farce lol"

You know you can allus rely on me to bring a thread down to gutter level - and if the impressionist is Janet Brown doing Mrs T........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm arty minded...I like some of the impressionists paintings..u have o understand it was very new and was not about creating photorealistic subjects, and the very name impressionists was to convey feelings moreso than vivid reality.

I'm absolutely no fan of van gogh...only a couple of pictures i think are decent...however as the art world dictates what is art its become synonymous of what art is.

I like most art forms...however I dont lie many modern stuff...especially if its about screaming some issue ..I like a picture upon a gut reaction...I dont need to fathom its depths.

I like creativity, with applied EFFORT!- abstract works to me are mostly just good s designs for bed covers furniture etc etc...not what i'd call masterpieces of art.

lastly...there is some SERIOUSLY bad shit out there..and it literally is SHIT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's important to remember the scale of these artworks. The may not look much printed in a book or on a computer screen. But they are huge.

Whether or not you like the style in general or the aesthetics of the piece, the skill involved in producing it is undeniable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many posters do you think have not read the origanal post to the end? I reckon 3, possibly 4. Imagine how far down your profile some read

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many posters do you think have not read the origanal post to the end? I reckon 3, possibly 4. Imagine how far down your profile some read "

Most of us probably clicked off when we saw there were no photo's at the bottom

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick "

Do I get points for reading it all and getting it??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick

Do I get points for reading it all and getting it?????? "

pointilists are different from impressionists.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Thought they would have read to Mike Yarwood at least..lol...Faith Brown's tits always impressed me!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick

Do I get points for reading it all and getting it??????

pointilists are different from impressionists. "

How very dare you comment on my pointy tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick

Do I get points for reading it all and getting it?????? "

Yep you win a bottle of Lambrini and either a MMF or a FFM with The Krankies. Pleaser state your preference for either Jimmy or Jeanette at least 7 days beforehand though

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By *icesweetgirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Lol that was funny especially the art critics. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol...I've only just remembered who mike yarwod is lol

good stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought they would have read to Mike Yarwood at least..lol...Faith Brown's tits always impressed me! "

Well you or your other half's are hardly Lorraine Chaise territory are they? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And would you fuck, kiss or avoid the Impressionist above.....(I'd give Jon Culshaw one if he did his Ozzy for me)

Trust thee to turn a serious post into farce lol

You know you can allus rely on me to bring a thread down to gutter level - and if the impressionist is Janet Brown doing Mrs T........ "

I'm not biting, Cameron's bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol that was funny especially the art critics. X"

Haha, and you looked at me gone out earlier when I said I was going to post about art too! Oh ye of little faith lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick

Do I get points for reading it all and getting it??????

Yep you win a bottle of Lambrini and either a MMF or a FFM with The Krankies. Pleaser state your preference for either Jimmy or Jeanette at least 7 days beforehand though "

So that's either me, you and Jimmy or me, you and Jeanette???? Think we'll need considerably more fizz; can you get a Balthazar of Lambrini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many posters do you think have not read the origanal post to the end? I reckon 3, possibly 4. Imagine how far down your profile some read "

We read it all. But at the point of posting the subject was Impressionism rather than your 'social study'.

Think those responses were based on the actual question you asked, and the thread title.

You wouldn't be the first person to have someone misunderstand your post and steer the conversation away from your intended subject.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Thought they would have read to Mike Yarwood at least..lol...Faith Brown's tits always impressed me!

Well you or your other half's are hardly Lorraine Chaise territory are they? lol"

They are other half's..must admit to bias re chest dimensions!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"And would you fuck, kiss or avoid the Impressionist above.....(I'd give Jon Culshaw one if he did his Ozzy for me)

Trust thee to turn a serious post into farce lol

You know you can allus rely on me to bring a thread down to gutter level - and if the impressionist is Janet Brown doing Mrs T........

I'm not biting, Cameron's bitch! "

Mmmmm, now a 3sum with Dave n Sam......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick

Do I get points for reading it all and getting it??????

Yep you win a bottle of Lambrini and either a MMF or a FFM with The Krankies. Pleaser state your preference for either Jimmy or Jeanette at least 7 days beforehand though

So that's either me, you and Jimmy or me, you and Jeanette???? Think we'll need considerably more fizz; can you get a Balthazar of Lambrini "

Who said owt abart me being present?

Oh and would you feel safe with Cameron, he might leave you in the pub ....... then again, that's hardly a deterrent to you is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many posters do you think have not read the origanal post to the end? I reckon 3, possibly 4. Imagine how far down your profile some read

We read it all. But at the point of posting the subject was Impressionism rather than your 'social study'.

Think those responses were based on the actual question you asked, and the thread title.

You wouldn't be the first person to have someone misunderstand your post and steer the conversation away from your intended subject."

Yeah OK

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"By the way, it was partly a social study to see how many did. Sorry for being such a clever dick

Do I get points for reading it all and getting it??????

Yep you win a bottle of Lambrini and either a MMF or a FFM with The Krankies. Pleaser state your preference for either Jimmy or Jeanette at least 7 days beforehand though

So that's either me, you and Jimmy or me, you and Jeanette???? Think we'll need considerably more fizz; can you get a Balthazar of Lambrini

Who said owt abart me being present?

Oh and would you feel safe with Cameron, he might leave you in the pub ....... then again, that's hardly a deterrent to you is it "

If he did leave me in the pub, wonder if he could claim the huge bar tab I'd run up on expenses......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Balthazar of Lambrini" - the horror, the horror!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


""A Balthazar of Lambrini" - the horror, the horror! "

We're dead classy us northerners....if we're really pushing the boat out, it's a Nebuchadnezzer of Country Manor Medium Sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I owned originals by Picasso and Stradivarius, unfortunately Picasso was crap at making violins and Stradivarius couldn't paint for toffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol...I've only just remembered who mike yarwod is lol

good stuff"

You ate forgiven my child And a jolly good sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im just wondering if any art lovers out there can explain the big attraction to French impressionism.

I've been looking on YouTube at clips covering the works of the likes of Monet, Cezanne, Degas, Manet and the rest of them and I just cannot see any talent in there whatsoever!

To me, not one of them is a patch on Mike Yarwood, yet they seem to be held in such high regard across the globe whereas he's probably collecting trolleys outside Morrison's these days.

They seem to have spent half of their time fannying about painting blotchy pictures and when i did actually find a voice recording from one of them, it was absolutely pathetic! It sounded more like Bleeding Charles de Gaulle, rather than Ted Heath or Harold Wilson, who I'm presuming it was meant to be.

What's all that about? I thought Britains got Talent was a complete crock of shite but France's got Talent must be absolutely excruciating! "

To quote Louis Armstrong. "Man, if you've got to ask, you'll never know".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im just wondering if any art lovers out there can explain the big attraction to French impressionism.

I've been looking on YouTube at clips covering the works of the likes of Monet, Cezanne, Degas, Manet and the rest of them and I just cannot see any talent in there whatsoever!

To me, not one of them is a patch on Mike Yarwood, yet they seem to be held in such high regard across the globe whereas he's probably collecting trolleys outside Morrison's these days.

They seem to have spent half of their time fannying about painting blotchy pictures and when i did actually find a voice recording from one of them, it was absolutely pathetic! It sounded more like Bleeding Charles de Gaulle, rather than Ted Heath or Harold Wilson, who I'm presuming it was meant to be.

What's all that about? I thought Britains got Talent was a complete crock of shite but France's got Talent must be absolutely excruciating!

To quote Louis Armstrong. "Man, if you've got to ask, you'll never know"."

Think that makes 5 now by my calculations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to clear things up a little:-

"Mike Yarwood, OBE (born 14 June 1941 in Bredbury, Stockport, England) is an English impressionist and comedian. He was one of Britain's top-rated entertainers, regularly appearing on television from the mid 1960s to the early 1980s"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Im just wondering if any art lovers out there can explain the big attraction to French impressionism.

I've been looking on YouTube at clips covering the works of the likes of Monet, Cezanne, Degas, Manet and the rest of them and I just cannot see any talent in there whatsoever!

To me, not one of them is a patch on Mike Yarwood, yet they seem to be held in such high regard across the globe whereas he's probably collecting trolleys outside Morrison's these days.

They seem to have spent half of their time fannying about painting blotchy pictures and when i did actually find a voice recording from one of them, it was absolutely pathetic! It sounded more like Bleeding Charles de Gaulle, rather than Ted Heath or Harold Wilson, who I'm presuming it was meant to be.

What's all that about? I thought Britains got Talent was a complete crock of shite but France's got Talent must be absolutely excruciating!

To quote Louis Armstrong. "Man, if you've got to ask, you'll never know".

Think that makes 5 now by my calculations "

think you're right

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