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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Hi all

I’ve never been intimate with a woman before so don’t really have experience so I was wondering if there is such thing as a horrible looking pussy?

A lot of people just say there all ugly but is there such thing and what would you say is classed as a horrible looking pussy

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By *utual InterestsMan
over a year ago

Kent

They are all lovely in their own way Nicola

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"They are all lovely in their own way Nicola "
so your saying there’s no such thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever considered any pussy as ugly. Sure I've come across some real pretty ones , but never ugly

I guess same thing can be said about a cock ??

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"I don't think I've ever considered any pussy as ugly. Sure I've come across some real pretty ones , but never ugly

I guess same thing can be said about a cock ?? "
i suppose

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By *utual InterestsMan
over a year ago

Kent

Exactly.... maybe different from a woman's perspective and having concerns about being "neat and tidy" down there but to be honest I prefer the 'different' looking ones...... these days everyone has been brainwashed into thinking that they odd if they don't have neat lips labia etc.... but do not be worried ladies, you are born with what you are born with .... all lovely in their own way to my mind.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I havent been brave enough to look for myself, apparently fine examples can be seen if you google 'blue waffle'

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"Exactly.... maybe different from a woman's perspective and having concerns about being "neat and tidy" down there but to be honest I prefer the 'different' looking ones...... these days everyone has been brainwashed into thinking that they odd if they don't have neat lips labia etc.... but do not be worried ladies, you are born with what you are born with .... all lovely in their own way to my mind."
Thanks for your input

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans come in many different shapes and sizes.

We all appeal to some and not to others.

I wouldn't describe anything physical on another human's body as horrible myself.

Lu

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"I havent been brave enough to look for myself, apparently fine examples can be seen if you google 'blue waffle'"
you should look I’ve seen before but look lol

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By *ushkinMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm not a massive fan of the really neat and tucked in one's.

But it's mostly the ones I've come across lol

It's all personal preference isn't it really

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By *ingerphantomWoman
over a year ago

West lothian

Now going to Google blue waffle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now going to Google blue waffle! "

You will regret that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now going to Google blue waffle! "

DON'T DO IT!!!!

You can't unsee things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think any part of another persons body should be described as horrible.

It might be to your liking but that doesn't make it horrible.

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By *ornyHunk80Man
over a year ago

Watford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think any part of another persons body should be described as horrible.

It might be to your liking but that doesn't make it horrible. "

I agree we are all unique!! And I have seen many different ones and all have been perfect

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By *icola2202 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Chatham


"Now going to Google blue waffle! "
let us know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now going to Google blue waffle! let us know"

Don’t doit like a car that has been in a destruction derby

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By *verTheEdg3Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Seriously, there is no such thing as an ugly pussy, not ever, no how. Your girl will be appreciated by any guy or girl who is lucky enough to be with you.. xxx

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I find the questions people ask regarding body parts people can't change telling.

Also asking subjective questions is a bit daft in my opinion. Women would give their first born for a night with Brad Pitt, I'd drop kick him to the kerb for Alexander Armstrong.

One man's meat and all that...

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

We don't really mind what they look like, it's not like there's an eye on the end of your tongue

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I find the questions people ask regarding body parts people can't change telling.

Also asking subjective questions is a bit daft in my opinion. Women would give their first born for a night with Brad Pitt, I'd drop kick him to the kerb for Alexander Armstrong.

One man's meat and all that..."

Yeah, but this isn’t about man’s meat

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

For a start, do you OP consider yours to be 'ugly'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy is pussy if you don’t like it fuck it lol

Good line from a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much personal preference but there are definitely pussys and dicks that we would find either "horrible" looking or more attractive.

Feel it would be inappropriate to suggest what we would class "horrible" though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t think I ever considered how ugly or not one is as I would have been to busy munching I or fucking it .... for me it’s more of everything that goes with it as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some will say that there's nothing horrible about pussy but personally I'm not a fan of huge labia or clit in size of a dick.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I'd say, like with most things, it's all subjective. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. What one person finds attractive isn't going to be the same as someone else.

Scroll through the new/hot pics on here and you will see a vast array of close ups of genitals of all different types.

K

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I hate when these types of baiting questions come up so people can discuss other people’s bodies that they have no ability to change unless they have a spare few thousand kicking around.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I havent been brave enough to look for myself, apparently fine examples can be seen if you google 'blue waffle'"

Nooooooo! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As your other post is about looking for a ‘unicorn’ and the fact you can’t find one this post is probably not going to make that happen any sooner !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have had big labia minora and I love them ...could care less what anyone else thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't worry about it OP. I think people who sit and judge the body parts we can't change or do anything about are more ugly than any vagina ever will be.

As long as you're clean and find someone respectful to play with, the way your fanny looks won't be an issue.

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

Thankfully every person has their own unique likes and dislikes so what someone finds as ‘horrible’ another person would find beautiful.

Thank god that is the case or Id never see any action

I’ve not seen a horrible pussy yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my pussy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I love my pussy "

Let's all show pussy love..we are beautiful in our own way

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think everyone has their own idea of what's attractive.

There's a kind of shame that lots of women feel about their genitals, worrying they don't conform to a standard, that they smell or they're dirty etc. For quite some time they had to be completely hairless for aesthetic and "hygiene" reasons, neat and tight to be considered attractive and smelling and tasting of fresh rosebuds. I think I see a change occuring slowly with people much more appreciative of all types. I hope so.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Ultimately, I'd certainly hope, most people base who they want to meet and spend time with on a lot more than just the aesthetics of their genitals!

K

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"I hate when these types of baiting questions come up so people can discuss other people’s bodies that they have no ability to change unless they have a spare few thousand kicking around. "

And yet, sooo many women here judge men on the size of their penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think everyone has their own idea of what's attractive.

There's a kind of shame that lots of women feel about their genitals, worrying they don't conform to a standard, that they smell or they're dirty etc. For quite some time they had to be completely hairless for aesthetic and "hygiene" reasons, neat and tight to be considered attractive and smelling and tasting of fresh rosebuds. I think I see a change occuring slowly with people much more appreciative of all types. I hope so. "

I have noticed this too. I do think more people are starting to realise that vaginas come in all different shapes and sizes. I have noticed that we are being shown more variety when it comes to porn etc and with so many women being more open about sex these days it's only a good thing. I don't see as much stigma around it as I did growing up.

I know we still have a long way to go but slow progress is better than no progress at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had big labia minora and I love them ...could care less what anyone else thinks."

I love this

And no, OP, in my opinion they're all lovely.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I hate when these types of baiting questions come up so people can discuss other people’s bodies that they have no ability to change unless they have a spare few thousand kicking around.

And yet, sooo many women here judge men on the size of their penis "

Well, that was exactly the point of my post?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Hi all

I’ve never been intimate with a woman before so don’t really have experience so I was wondering if there is such thing as a horrible looking pussy?

A lot of people just say there all ugly but is there such thing and what would you say is classed as a horrible looking pussy

Thanks for reading "

It's not what they look like but their attitude and personality.

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I remember a forum post a couple of years ago and the OP declared she felt so sorry for anyone that had a pussy that looked like chopped kebab and how could men bare going near them and how lucky and smug she felt in having a small tight pretty one.

Well that really felt like a kick to me and that is still in the back of my mind when I meet anyone new that I must be hideous down there. I know I’m not and there is nothing that can be done, but sometimes body shaming really does get to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember a forum post a couple of years ago and the OP declared she felt so sorry for anyone that had a pussy that looked like chopped kebab and how could men bare going near them and how lucky and smug she felt in having a small tight pretty one.

Well that really felt like a kick to me and that is still in the back of my mind when I meet anyone new that I must be hideous down there. I know I’m not and there is nothing that can be done, but sometimes body shaming really does get to me. "

And this is exactly why it's not ok to pass judgement on other people's bodies!

Too many people think something is "wrong" with them because of other people's asshole comments.

I don't need to see your foof to know there's nothing wrong with the way it looks. I hope you're able to shake that insecurity off soon!

Lu

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I remember a forum post a couple of years ago and the OP declared she felt so sorry for anyone that had a pussy that looked like chopped kebab and how could men bare going near them and how lucky and smug she felt in having a small tight pretty one.

Well that really felt like a kick to me and that is still in the back of my mind when I meet anyone new that I must be hideous down there. I know I’m not and there is nothing that can be done, but sometimes body shaming really does get to me. "

I remember that. It’s like being in the playground on here sometimes

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"I remember a forum post a couple of years ago and the OP declared she felt so sorry for anyone that had a pussy that looked like chopped kebab and how could men bare going near them and how lucky and smug she felt in having a small tight pretty one.

Well that really felt like a kick to me and that is still in the back of my mind when I meet anyone new that I must be hideous down there. I know I’m not and there is nothing that can be done, but sometimes body shaming really does get to me.

And this is exactly why it's not ok to pass judgement on other people's bodies!

Too many people think something is "wrong" with them because of other people's asshole comments.

I don't need to see your foof to know there's nothing wrong with the way it looks. I hope you're able to shake that insecurity off soon!

Lu "

Thank you

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"I remember a forum post a couple of years ago and the OP declared she felt so sorry for anyone that had a pussy that looked like chopped kebab and how could men bare going near them and how lucky and smug she felt in having a small tight pretty one.

Well that really felt like a kick to me and that is still in the back of my mind when I meet anyone new that I must be hideous down there. I know I’m not and there is nothing that can be done, but sometimes body shaming really does get to me.

I remember that. It’s like being in the playground on here sometimes "

Yep.

It’s like cock size...there is nothing that can be done. Enjoy what is there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All pussies, much like all penises, are horrible things. Why do you think it's called "bumping uglies"?

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"All pussies, much like all penises, are horrible things. Why do you think it's called "bumping uglies"? "

Your right! How could I forget the horror of your holiday shower selfies

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By *olacolaMan
over a year ago

lincoln

Stamped bat? Punched lasagne? Yes some are prettier than others. But they’re all beautiful. Cocks on the other hand. Ewww

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"All pussies, much like all penises, are horrible things. Why do you think it's called "bumping uglies"? "

I think my fanny is quite pretty lol x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"They are all lovely in their own way Nicola so your saying there’s no such thing? "

Google 'vulva' and have a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get guys to talk candidly they will admit some look like road kill but they would probably still fuck it. Guys on here won't admit it often though as it may ruin their chances.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I do not think it is fair to say someones body parts are ugly. They all come in different shapes and sizes and people like didderent things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did play with a couple once where you could look inside her pussy from about 3 foot away. Most men wouldn’t be put off from that but it was a total turn off for me - she liked fisting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you get guys to talk candidly they will admit some look like road kill but they would probably still fuck it. Guys on here won't admit it often though as it may ruin their chances. "

I think some guys often forget there's an audience on here privvy to their puerile locker room chat

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Nicola OP

put a pick up and ask us to Gove you a score I bet it boots your confidence oh and you lovely big nipples by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well yes and no. It all depends on your perception of what is an ugly one and what is an lovely lively one.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"I did play with a couple once where you could look inside her pussy from about 3 foot away. Most men wouldn’t be put off from that but it was a total turn off for me - she liked fisting. "

We all have what we got and need to learn to love your body the sexiest thing is a confident lady that is happy in her body

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"Hi all

I’ve never been intimate with a woman before so don’t really have experience so I was wondering if there is such thing as a horrible looking pussy?

A lot of people just say there all ugly but is there such thing and what would you say is classed as a horrible looking pussy

Thanks for reading "

Omg yeah I’ve seen some that look horrid and some that look very neat and tidy

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Having spent far too much time in my life battling, & in the most part overcoming, body image issues concerning parts of my body that can be scrutinised by others with my clothes on, I refuse to give any head space to worrying about whether or not I have an ugly vagina. I have what I have, it has served me pretty well thus far, and no one has ever run off screaming in terror when they have seen it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hi all

I’ve never been intimate with a woman before so don’t really have experience so I was wondering if there is such thing as a horrible looking pussy?

A lot of people just say there all ugly but is there such thing and what would you say is classed as a horrible looking pussy

Thanks for reading

Omg yeah I’ve seen some that look horrid and some that look very neat and tidy "

Just out of interest when you say you've seen some horrid one's is that just in pic's or face to face so to speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been wrong before but I can't see this thread being more popular than Tits Out Tuesday.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Hi all

I’ve never been intimate with a woman before so don’t really have experience so I was wondering if there is such thing as a horrible looking pussy?

A lot of people just say there all ugly but is there such thing and what would you say is classed as a horrible looking pussy

Thanks for reading "
I dont think any of them look anything other than looking like a pussy. And yes I have got down to business and there was no way i was going anywhere near several of the ones presented to me. Not saying I have a pretty one but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you get guys to talk candidly they will admit some look like road kill but they would probably still fuck it. Guys on here won't admit it often though as it may ruin their chances. "

And its just not necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty (and ugliness) is in the eye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look at other women s pussies,but mine is beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere "

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere "

I'm sorry to hear you've torn your man hole. I hope you manage to get the soiled wreckage out of the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though "

Nahhh just get another one that's packaged beautifully and not worn out and slapped together like something scraped off the floor in the vain attempt to make it look nice..

Never understood it never will why guys will eat something that destroyed the RSPCA should get involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block. "

Nothing to do with the thread but You're gorgeous!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never been one to give my fanny a second thought its something i was born with i neither like or dislike it i certainly dont spend time looking at it. Ive never had any negative comments and it does the job that will do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

I'm sorry to hear you've torn your man hole. I hope you manage to get the soiled wreckage out of the carpet. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block.

Nothing to do with the thread but You're gorgeous!!!!

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Just a shame about her fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive never been one to give my fanny a second thought its something i was born with i neither like or dislike it i certainly dont spend time looking at it. Ive never had any negative comments and it does the job that will do me"

Lucky. We have to see ours all the time!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block. "

Oh it so is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though

Nahhh just get another one that's packaged beautifully and not worn out and slapped together like something scraped off the floor in the vain attempt to make it look nice..

Never understood it never will why guys will eat something that destroyed the RSPCA should get involved "

What the fuck? What a horrible way to speak about a normal part of a woman's body. Men like you make my skin crawl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though

Nahhh just get another one that's packaged beautifully and not worn out and slapped together like something scraped off the floor in the vain attempt to make it look nice..

Never understood it never will why guys will eat something that destroyed the RSPCA should get involved "

WOW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block.

Nothing to do with the thread but You're gorgeous!!!!

Just a shame about her fanny "

Oh I'm gorgeous! But wait, I've got large labia so I'm no longer desirable. Ugh, some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though

Nahhh just get another one that's packaged beautifully and not worn out and slapped together like something scraped off the floor in the vain attempt to make it look nice..

Never understood it never will why guys will eat something that destroyed the RSPCA should get involved

What the fuck? What a horrible way to speak about a normal part of a woman's body. Men like you make my skin crawl. "

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By *ugbydadMan
over a year ago

anywhere

Variety is what makes us all different... none of us want to be a clone. That would be boring!

Big small, short long, slack or tight...it’s who we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block.

Nothing to do with the thread but You're gorgeous!!!!

Just a shame about her fanny

Oh I'm gorgeous! But wait, I've got large labia so I'm no longer desirable. Ugh, some people. "

I'm only kidding Lemon! I love your fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes axe wound looking wet lettuce pussy isnt pretty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. What's wrong with people today?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Most comments i get are to do with my clit cause its quite big. One guy said it eas 1/2 in short of being a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus. What's wrong with people today? "

These threads always bring on comments like these. Every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block.

Nothing to do with the thread but You're gorgeous!!!!

Just a shame about her fanny

Oh I'm gorgeous! But wait, I've got large labia so I'm no longer desirable. Ugh, some people.

I'm only kidding Lemon! I love your fanny "

Oh I know you were lovely don't worry!

I meant that comment in response to what some people think like. Oh she's gorgeous but look at her fanny that she has no control over! She's no longer sexy.

I'm really passionate whenever this topic comes up

And thank you AmyShaun for the compliment. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

I'm sorry to hear you've torn your man hole. I hope you manage to get the soiled wreckage out of the carpet. "

Who said I have ??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

I'm sorry to hear you've torn your man hole. I hope you manage to get the soiled wreckage out of the carpet.

Who said I have ??

"

Well how else would you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas "

Mine's an ewok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas "

Which version of Star Wars did *you* see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok. "

Ewoks are cute

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Sweetie I've had 3 natural births, scars down there, an "outie" and never once heard someone complain.

They're all different shapes, sizes and all unique. As long as they taste good I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Which version of Star Wars did *you* see? "

The Empire Strikes Crack.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've "met" some that I didn't like for some reason, but it's been very very rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though

Nahhh just get another one that's packaged beautifully and not worn out and slapped together like something scraped off the floor in the vain attempt to make it look nice..

Never understood it never will why guys will eat something that destroyed the RSPCA should get involved

What the fuck? What a horrible way to speak about a normal part of a woman's body. Men like you make my skin crawl. "

Ahhh you got scabies by the sound of it oh and zero sense of humour infact a humongous humour bypass .

Yehhh that's what

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Which version of Star Wars did *you* see? "

I can actually point you in the direction of some rather hot star wars porn with lady storm stoopers and Han Solo in a vac bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though

Nahhh just get another one that's packaged beautifully and not worn out and slapped together like something scraped off the floor in the vain attempt to make it look nice..

Never understood it never will why guys will eat something that destroyed the RSPCA should get involved

What the fuck? What a horrible way to speak about a normal part of a woman's body. Men like you make my skin crawl.

Ahhh you got scabies by the sound of it oh and zero sense of humour infact a humongous humour bypass .

Yehhh that's what "

Read the room mate. 46?!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

Ewoks are cute "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Which version of Star Wars did *you* see?

The Empire Strikes Crack."

I’m going to see if that’s real now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are any genitals beautiful? I think it depends on your preference.

Re cocks - flaccid are Yuk and are instruments for weeing. An erect penis looks much better and must have the full helmet showing. These are my opinions, including not minding pubes but not a forest.

Re vaginas, I wouldn't state any are ugly or beautiful, but neat (as in the labia major envelopes the vulva and vagina),and no forest. I actually like a classic triangle pointing to where the clit is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Which version of Star Wars did *you* see?

I can actually point you in the direction of some rather hot star wars porn with lady storm stoopers and Han Solo in a vac bed "

Oh please do

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Beauty is in the eye of the boholder. If you are curious to know if there are some you find attractive and others you don't, the only who an tell you that is you. I personally have seen some photos I don't like but that doesn't mean you won't either.

I suggest you thumb through lots of photos on couples and singles photos. You should see quite a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What the fuck? What a horrible way to speak about a normal part of a woman's body. Men like you make my skin crawl.

Ahhh you got scabies by the sound of it oh and zero sense of humour infact a humongous humour bypass .

Yehhh that's what "

Yeah I really have no sense of humour. I'm so serious, probably the most serious person on this forum who doesn't know how to have a laugh. You can ask anyone on here and they'll confirm that you are 100% correct.

And scabies?? How old are you? Seven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

Ewoks are cute

"

I just want to run my fingers through their fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok. "

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now "

Never underestimate the power of a fresh haircut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, what is woo woo'ing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess this kind of thread is a good way to find out who to block.

Nothing to do with the thread but You're gorgeous!!!!

Just a shame about her fanny

Oh I'm gorgeous! But wait, I've got large labia so I'm no longer desirable. Ugh, some people. "

Hey, I'll have it if nobody else wants it...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Also, what is woo woo'ing? "

do you really want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, what is woo woo'ing? "

It’s a type of hair removal cream thats good for vaginas and butt holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, what is woo woo'ing?

do you really want to know "

Well now I know Might try some myself... Veet is most definitely not okay

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Also, what is woo woo'ing?

do you really want to know

Well now I know Might try some myself... Veet is most definitely not okay "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, what is woo woo'ing?

It’s a type of hair removal cream thats good for vaginas and butt holes "

Thaaaaanks. I'm sure your bum hole looks just as lovely as your front bum

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

Ewoks are cute

I just want to run my fingers through their fur "

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Hi all

I’ve never been intimate with a woman before so don’t really have experience so I was wondering if there is such thing as a horrible looking pussy?

A lot of people just say there all ugly but is there such thing and what would you say is classed as a horrible looking pussy

Thanks for reading "

There’s no such thing as attractive or ugly. There’s only opinion.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now "

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

Ewoks are cute

I just want to run my fingers through their fur

"

I'm not sure how far I can take this analogy before it gets in to some ver weird mental image territory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowwt worse than a smashed in trodden over fallen apart sweaty kebab..

Well there is a wrecked man hole torn apart with soiled wreckage everywhere

That does sound awful, you'd have to buy another kebab. I'm not sure what that has to do with a vulva though

Nahhh just get another one that's packaged beautifully and not worn out and slapped together like something scraped off the floor in the vain attempt to make it look nice..

Never understood it never will why guys will eat something that destroyed the RSPCA should get involved

What the fuck? What a horrible way to speak about a normal part of a woman's body. Men like you make my skin crawl.

Ahhh you got scabies by the sound of it oh and zero sense of humour infact a humongous humour bypass .

Yehhh that's what "

You do know something has to be funny for someone to find humour in something right?

Also you have just made everything you say on the rest of this thread null and void because you got nasty and personal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say what I want to say...

But what the fuck is wrong with some of you?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas "

And agreed.

If I like you and we're getting naked, I'll want to go down on you. End of.

There's so much insecurity and judgement about everything. Is nothing sacred? Not even the bits I can't see myself and I only show to the doctor or people I'm fucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off "

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy "

Does she need a chaperone?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy "

We should all aim to feel how Jamie's foof feels right now.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy "

Is this the new vajazzling?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We should all aim to feel how Jamie's foof feels right now. "

I may or may not have misread this /pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy

We should all aim to feel how Jamie's foof feels right now. "

Much prefer Jamie's Foof to Jamie's Italian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy

We should all aim to feel how Jamie's foof feels right now. "

Ladies first

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy

Is this the new vajazzling?"

I was slightly tempted recently to dye my pubes red .

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"We should all aim to feel how Jamie's foof feels right now.

I may or may not have misread this /pervert"

We should also all aim for a feel of Jamie's foof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some seriously ugly personalities on this thread.

As for vaginas, they’re all different. And they’re all fine.

Wouldn’t it be weird if they were all uniform. I’m just imagining storm trooper vaginas

Mine's an ewok.

I woowoo’d a heart shape into my fuzz this morning. I was an ewok last night but she’s al fancy with her new hair do now

You'll have to take her out on the town to show it off

Way ahead of you she’s feeling sassy

We should all aim to feel how Jamie's foof feels right now.

Ladies first "

Aaaand I've just realised what uou meant... but I like my way better

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We should all aim to feel how Jamie's foof feels right now.

I may or may not have misread this /pervert

We should also all aim for a feel of Jamie's foof. "

Jamie, you're booked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a a wonderful turn of events on this thread.

I’m so happy we managed to save this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most are attractive to look at, but you do get ones that look like a burst sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a a wonderful turn of events on this thread.

I’m so happy we managed to save this "

It's only saved when you show us the love heart vagina

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most are attractive to look at, but you do get ones that look like a burst sofa. "

Oh my godddddd stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a a wonderful turn of events on this thread.

I’m so happy we managed to save this

It's only saved when you show us the love heart vagina "

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most are attractive to look at, but you do get ones that look like a burst sofa. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most are attractive to look at, but you do get ones that look like a burst sofa. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a wonderful idea! What if I shave an inverse heart shape in my bush...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"This is a a wonderful turn of events on this thread.

I’m so happy we managed to save this

It's only saved when you show us the love heart vagina

Seconded "

Who's up for a chant?

JAMIE'S FOOF, JAMIE'S FOOF, JAMIE'S FOOF

Join in!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a wonderful idea! What if I shave an inverse heart shape in my bush... "

Please do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a wonderful idea! What if I shave an inverse heart shape in my bush... "

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

We’d be like long lost twins! Like when they find Each other and realise they have half a locket!

I mean it would be a really creepy version of that, but still

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Most are attractive to look at, but you do get ones that look like a burst sofa. "

If you find springs and stuffing, please seek medical attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a wonderful idea! What if I shave an inverse heart shape in my bush...

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

We’d be like long lost twins! Like when they find Each other and realise they have half a locket!

I mean it would be a really creepy version of that, but still "

You can join the pieces together like you're the missing jigsaw piece for his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a wonderful idea! What if I shave an inverse heart shape in my bush...

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

We’d be like long lost twins! Like when they find Each other and realise they have half a locket!

I mean it would be a really creepy version of that, but still "

"Oh my God, it fits!"

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This is a a wonderful turn of events on this thread.

I’m so happy we managed to save this

It's only saved when you show us the love heart vagina "

All hail the love heart vagina *bows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most are attractive to look at, but you do get ones that look like a burst sofa.

If you find springs and stuffing, please seek medical attention. "

Or you're a robot

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K"

Thank you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I've a wonderful idea! What if I shave an inverse heart shape in my bush...

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

We’d be like long lost twins! Like when they find Each other and realise they have half a locket!

I mean it would be a really creepy version of that, but still

You can join the pieces together like you're the missing jigsaw piece for his cock"

Like those forever friends love heart necklaces with the Teddy bears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most are attractive to look at, but you do get ones that look like a burst sofa.

If you find springs and stuffing, please seek medical attention.

Or you're a robot "

Do they have a metal mickey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you "

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably "

So I have been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

So I have been told "

Need a second and third opinion?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

So I have been told

Need a second and third opinion? "

I might just go all out a conduct a mass survey.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably "

It will come as no surprise to hear that Lacey wasn't one of the posters I was referring to But I am sure her arsehole is as gorgeous as the rest of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

So I have been told

Need a second and third opinion?

I might just go all out a conduct a mass survey. "

An ass survey.

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

I would not say I've seen a pushy i would class as ugly. I have seen hairy 1s that I didn't find appealing but that is my personal preference.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Well this thread has been quite the rollercoaster ride of a read. Thankful to see that it turned out nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

It will come as no surprise to hear that Lacey wasn't one of the posters I was referring to But I am sure her arsehole is as gorgeous as the rest of her. "

We know Just trying to spread some love and positivity... and the word about Lacey beautiful booty hole.

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By *oldfischMan
over a year ago

HARROW

They are all amazing in my opinion, the variety is thrilling! I have a special love for black, big meaty lips and a big clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

So I have been told

Need a second and third opinion?

I might just go all out a conduct a mass survey.

An ass survey. "

Titled: I Must Ass You a Question Shut up, I'm hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

So I have been told

Need a second and third opinion?

I might just go all out a conduct a mass survey.

An ass survey.

Titled: I Must Ass You a Question Shut up, I'm hilarious."

Oh my fuck.

This could be a Buzzfeed headline

My question is, is Lacey getting her booty hole out?

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London

The only thing that could be horrible for me is personality or hygiene the body we're born with and didnt choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is individual, I’ve never worried much about how mine looks as it’s something I can’t change.

This thread has been very useful for my blocked list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

So I have been told

Need a second and third opinion?

I might just go all out a conduct a mass survey.

An ass survey.

Titled: I Must Ass You a Question Shut up, I'm hilarious.

Oh my fuck.

This could be a Buzzfeed headline

My question is, is Lacey getting her booty hole out?"

If not, why not? Give the people what they want Lacey!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

It will come as no surprise to hear that Lacey wasn't one of the posters I was referring to But I am sure her arsehole is as gorgeous as the rest of her. "

Oh you say the sweetest things

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Read a few of the comments on here and thought "Oh, they must be trying (but failing !) to be funny", used the green arrow to check out some of their other posts & it became very clear that actually they're just total arseholes

K

Thank you

You should see her actual arse hole ... It's beautiful ... probably

So I have been told

Need a second and third opinion?

I might just go all out a conduct a mass survey.

An ass survey. "

A censass

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