FabSwingers.com forum: Distance solved

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

I don’t know about you but there are quite a few people that I’d love to meet but they all seem to be quite a long way away!

But I have a cunning plan that will solve this problem not just for me but for all!

We pick a town, just north of Bristol for example, and everyone moves there!

Problem solved! It’s simple when you just give it a bit of thought!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we shall call it Fabton, and all shall be sexy

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I will start packing

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"And we shall call it Fabton, and all shall be sexy

Excellent name for it.

I wonder whether house prices would go up or down!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just north of Bristol is Liverpool / Manchester right??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"And we shall call it Fabton, and all shall be sexy

Excellent name for it.

I wonder whether house prices would go up or down!! "

The price of condoms might go up due to a shortage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just find the spot in the country roughly equidistant for everyone and one day a year just all meet there

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Lets all move to York and have socials at Bettys tearoom.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Just north of Bristol is Liverpool / Manchester right??

Errr, no!

Fabton, is now claimed.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Just north of Bristol is Liverpool / Manchester right??

I thought he meant Aberdeen.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Maybe we should hold a national fab weekend social. Book out a whole hotel maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should hold a national fab weekend social. Book out a whole hotel maybe?

I can almost picture The Sun's headline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon it should be south coast

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Maybe we should hold a national fab weekend social. Book out a whole hotel maybe?

That sounds a great idea!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Just north of Bristol is Liverpool / Manchester right??

I thought he meant Aberdeen.

Mrs TMN x"

It’s this sort of dissent that is likely to prevent the Free State of Fabrivia from rising to glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I move to Fabton and be the filthy girl next door please?

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Maybe we should hold a national fab weekend social. Book out a whole hotel maybe?

One weekend a year just isn’t enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yes, so simple. Why didn't I think of that

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Can I move to Fabton and be the filthy girl next door please?

Deal! I’m going to evict my neighbours to prepare for your arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And we shall call it Fabton, and all shall be sexy

I was thinking Fabville but Fabton works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think south of brisol personally :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I enjoy living in the North.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So basically you believe you are the centre of your universe

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

How far north??

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll only move there if the weather is nice

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fabbridge in deborcheshire

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"So basically you believe you are the centre of your universe

Well that’s a different debate!

It could be somewhere else, but I’m a bit lazy and it would be so much more convenient if everyone else would just move near me!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I think we should discuss this at the next clique meeting and let the ‘people’ decide before we go making any hasty decisions

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"But I enjoy living in the North. "

You can bring your northern charm with you!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"I think we should discuss this at the next clique meeting and let the ‘people’ decide before we go making any hasty decisions

If we can agree on the principle first and decide on the location of Fabton later

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

It’s not that far , we’ve actually driven from Notts for a meet in Weston ! Where there’s a willy, there’s a way

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I think we should discuss this at the next clique meeting and let the ‘people’ decide before we go making any hasty decisions

If we can agree on the principle first and decide on the location of Fabton later "

Agreed. I’ll bring the pringles this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t that like a cult.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always move to the centre of the northiverse!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No, no, it's pronounced "click"

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"I reckon it should be south coast

Agreed, everything's better down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe we should hold a national fab weekend social. Book out a whole hotel maybe?

That sounds a great idea!"

I agree xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

But Fab is a cult ... once you're in it's very difficult to leave and those that do escape nearly always come back

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No, no, it's pronounced "click"

And we all know who they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes "

Can we have pink robes instead?

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

According to the sign I saw there once, the centre of Great Britain is in Haltwhistle. So all we have to do is convince the council that it's overdue for a rename.

Rather conveniently and completely coincidentally it's not too far from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead? "

And cake.. Will there be cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead?

And cake.. Will there be cake"

Asking the important questions

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead? "

Yes, and that is by order of the grand wizard!

(Oh shit, the cat’s out of the bag now!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

But Fab is a cult ... once you're in it's very difficult to leave and those that do escape nearly always come back

Tell me about it I thought I would have outgrown it by now but here I am yet again

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead?

And cake.. Will there be cake"

Shares in the local bakery will skyrocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabshire?

Fabville?

Fabchester?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

But Fab is a cult ... once you're in it's very difficult to leave and those that do escape nearly always come back

It’s like the film The Wickerman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead?

And cake.. Will there be cake

Shares in the local bakery will skyrocket! "

Maybe PP will come and help you.. Can't see how you are going to keep all these women satisfied ... We are very demanding you know!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead?

And cake.. Will there be cake

Shares in the local bakery will skyrocket!

Maybe PP will come and help you.. Can't see how you are going to keep all these women satisfied ... We are very demanding you know! "

I’m assuming all genders will move to Fabton!

It will a sexual utopia for the masses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead?

And cake.. Will there be cake

Shares in the local bakery will skyrocket!

Maybe PP will come and help you.. Can't see how you are going to keep all these women satisfied ... We are very demanding you know!

I’m assuming all genders will move to Fabton!

It will a sexual utopia for the masses "

So.. October then?

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

I’ve given this a bit more thought!

Maybe there could be a Fabton in the North and a Fabville in the South! And they could be twinned.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Isn’t that like a cult.....

No! More a community of like minded individuals! There will be no orange robes

Can we have pink robes instead?

And cake.. Will there be cake

Shares in the local bakery will skyrocket!

Maybe PP will come and help you.. Can't see how you are going to keep all these women satisfied ... We are very demanding you know!

I’m assuming all genders will move to Fabton!

It will a sexual utopia for the masses

So.. October then? "

If everyone could be in for my birthday in December then that would be great

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

As long as we all have our own dedicated parking. I hate parking wars. Don't mind sharing my fella, but I'm not sharing my parking spot.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"As long as we all have our own dedicated parking. I hate parking wars. Don't mind sharing my fella, but I'm not sharing my parking spot. "

I think I mentioned the word utopia above! Of course there will be free parking for all!

Also, good to know where your fella comes in the pecking order!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Sell it to me then and il move

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Sell it to me then and il move

Did you miss the bit about the cake shop?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve given this a bit more thought!

Maybe there could be a Fabton in the North and a Fabville in the South! And they could be twinned.

Maybe put up 2 posts.. to see who would live in which town... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell it to me then and il move

I'll be there weirdo lover

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Fabshire?

Fabville?

Fabchester? "

Forkshire?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sell it to me then and il move

Did you miss the bit about the cake shop?!! "

I did

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sell it to me then and il move

I'll be there weirdo lover

I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell it to me then and il move

I'll be there weirdo lover

I’m on my way

Can you come the long way round.. He doesn't want us now until December tsk

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sell it to me then and il move

I'll be there weirdo lover

I’m on my way

Can you come the long way round.. He doesn't want us now until December tsk"

Deal

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"I’ve given this a bit more thought!

Maybe there could be a Fabton in the North and a Fabville in the South! And they could be twinned.

Maybe put up 2 posts.. to see who would live in which town... lol "

Great idea

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Sell it to me then and il move

I'll be there weirdo lover

I’m on my way

Can you come the long way round.. He doesn't want us now until December tsk"

I want you every day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I enjoy living in the North.

You can bring your northern charm with you! "

Smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not moving back there

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I couldn’t think of anything worse!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Just drive.

Prefer South of Bristol, tend to drive right on by to the nicer parts, sorry.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just get yourself a rail card

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"I reckon it should be south coast

Hha me too!!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

There was an island sold recently in Loch Lomond. We should of had a whip round and bought it and all moved there.

Party all night, rest all day and no worry from neighbors.

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