FabSwingers.com forum: Last thing you purchased going up your ass

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bottle of water

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Mango fingers.....could be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.25 ltr of

Ive never looked at the in the way ive just looked at it before...

to those who can take a fist i guess its possible HAHA

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh dear... 15 bottles of water (sports cap version)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 litre bottle of lemonade.

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birthday flowers for my Nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, 4l of milk!

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"2 litre bottle of lemonade.

Ouch "

Well at least mine was diet lemonade, so I can take small comfort in that

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Toilet paper.

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Cherry yogurt, at least it'll smell nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nail polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poppadoms

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

A sink, best get a 5gallon barrel of lube for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 20kg bags of ready mixed concrete.

I can see this hurting

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Keyto strips not to bad..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A can of red bull

il probably fly

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By *enhamhoopMan
over a year ago

Denham

Bottle of Smirnoff Ice think I should've bought some lube as well then

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A fridge full of food

Anyone got a stick I can bite down on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New brushes to clean the bike

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Bag of maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A can of red bull

il probably fly

You don't need red bull to help you fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head's permanently up my arse but never purchased it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bottle of water

A strap-on for her....we didn’t get on with it too well!

what about buttplugs are they better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg mayo sandwich... oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner for myself and my parents and a round of drinks

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Regular size can of redbull... I think i can make it work lol

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

6 door hinges. Oh well at least they came oiled up.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

As it was a cabinet... thats bigger than I am.. erm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As it was a cabinet... thats bigger than I am.. erm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I only bought a bottle of pineapple juice rather than the actual fruit... Whew!

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

4 packs of laminate flooring. ... walk right in. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pairs of jeans and a pair of trainers

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

A pair of shoes

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

2.5 litres of brilliant white eggshell

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A J20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no. Air conditioning unit

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Oh no. Air conditioning unit

Hmmm... Good luck

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Soundgarden screaming life cd.. so glad I didn't purchase the 12" vinyl version..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Incense sticks. .. good choice

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

A Yankee candle

Best not light it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxies... It's all the extra Covid pounds xxx

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Cucumber, celery sticks, 4 cans of beer and the Private Eye magazine. Not really comforting and one of the items could be a little bit rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I have mushrooms up my orifice!!

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

Apple Watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber, celery sticks, 4 cans of beer and the Private Eye magazine. Not really comforting and one of the items could be a little bit rough

Don't tell me... The cucuumber has a pointy end??!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Coffee beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I have mushrooms up my orifice!!

You sound like quite a fungi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no. Air conditioning unit

Bits and bobs.....

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A tiger baguette!

I wish I’d gone for soft crust now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel awful saying this but it's genuinely true. A new electric toothbrush for my daughter.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt buy them But it was stinging nettels used by a Top.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A loaf of 50/50....might have to toast it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told the boss once to stick my job up his arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell.

Four yoghurts, a bag of granola 250g of mushrooms, a 200g bag of walnuts and 220g of blue cheese.

Not sure what I'm going to eat for the next couple of days now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell.

Four yoghurts, a bag of granola 250g of mushrooms, a 200g bag of walnuts and 220g of blue cheese.

Not sure what I'm going to eat for the next couple of days now...

No maple syrup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet roll

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fried chicken

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Baked potatoes (frozen)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double ended dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four pack of Monster, ten large eggs in their carton, a bottle of nurofen and I suppose I may hope the cold of the flake ice cream at least starts the numbing early on

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Ouch.

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By *istretchMan
over a year ago

leeds

5kg of potting soil , bottle of and a sausage roll.

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

190/50/17 rear tyre for my bike ffs sake why couldnt it have been a tyre for my wheel barrow

past the lube please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of thatchers gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

35 litres of unleaded..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell.

Four yoghurts, a bag of granola 250g of mushrooms, a 200g bag of walnuts and 220g of blue cheese.

Not sure what I'm going to eat for the next couple of days now...

No maple syrup?

I already had that in the fridge

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Kid's clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yikes a whole fridge full of groceries

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

About 2 days worth of grocery shopping - including 8 pints of milk and a bottle of wine!

Talk about anal gape!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

65 ltrs of Diesel....if I fart I reckon I can light it up like a flamethrower

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Motorcycle helmet

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

...... Profiteroles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza hut big sharer

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Peanuts, if I pour chocolate afterwards they'll come out a treat

Child of the 80's

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I miniature replica to scale of the Albert hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxer shorts , my arse was hungry one hot day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of wine, but it was for a friend's birthday. Not sure she's gonna be too impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 Oysters!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Double quarter pound and 19 chicken nuggets (Saffie ate one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, black forest trifle

Anyone hungry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, black forest trifle

Anyone hungry? "

It's all coming out in the end....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T shirt

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cinnamon sticks and ground corriander lol x

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By *iseekingbiCouple
over a year ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Been fucked up the ass by the Tories since 2010

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