FabSwingers.com forum: Finish the sentence

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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And then came...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then came the spider with a massive dick

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And then came the spider with a massive dick "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who went for a walk in the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woods today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who went for a walk in the "
...in the nine-legged lane....

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Woods today"

And saw a rabbit walking sideways

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Woods today

And saw a rabbit walking sideways"

With a wig on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi coloured

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Multi coloured"

And glittery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With matching makeup

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"With matching makeup"

And eyelashes galore

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

He walked into the bedroom with an egg whisk and six milk bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled eggs time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That spider scrambled those eggs like no eggs had been scrambled before

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

They were deliciously on the tongue...

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

As the spider seductively stuffed its face, scrambled eggs spilling onto its breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffy like my pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/20 12:29:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spider began to realise she was a little bit strange. Who ever heard of a spider with massive tits and a dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The spider began to realise she was a little bit strange. Who ever heard of a spider with massive tits and a dick?"

However, the money from the freak show kept her in designer clobber.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The spider began to realise she was a little bit strange. Who ever heard of a spider with massive tits and a dick?"

But then the spider turned into a man a magic man with powers so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/20 12:32:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a TV spider

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Maybe a TV spider"

No it's a man now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then came..."

2020!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Maybe a TV spider

No it's a man now "

Who like to keep fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hates the gym

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"But hates the gym"

So he

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

"But hates the gym

So he"

Turns out to be she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But hates the gym

So he"

Cracked open the pringles

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"But hates the gym

So he

Cracked open the pringles"

And dipped them in

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"But hates the gym

So he

Turns out to be she

No been there

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"But hates the gym

So he

Cracked open the pringles

And dipped them in "

Magic dust

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"But hates the gym

So he

Cracked open the pringles"

And we all know once you pop them you just can’t stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until ya sic

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Until ya sic"

You don’t blow the tube!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until ya sic

You don’t blow the tube!!!! "

I've blown a few lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Until ya sic

You don’t blow the tube!!!!

I've blown a few lol"

Now that’s a party trick

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

And so with the whole tube of pringles gone, sat looking into the mirror and realised...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/20 12:58:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And so with the whole tube of pringles gone, sat looking into the mirror and realised... "

There's another in the cupboard

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"The spider began to realise she was a little bit strange. Who ever heard of a spider with massive tits and a dick?"

Don't kink shame me

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Honestly he said you can trust me!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he"

Took his finger, and...

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By *omfilthMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

Took his finger, and... "

And put it in my ear

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

Took his finger, and...

And put it in my ear"

Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

Took his finger, and...

And put it in my ear

Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!' "

And clean your bum...

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

Took his finger, and...

And put it in my ear

Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'

And clean your bum..."

With Bubblegum

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

Took his finger, and...

And put it in my ear

Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'

And clean your bum...

With Bubblegum "

But don’t swallow it

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

Took his finger, and...

And put it in my ear

Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'

And clean your bum...

With Bubblegum

But don’t swallow it"

Wash the bubble gum away get out of the bath drink some lemonade then run to...

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Why not what’s the worst thing that can happen will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly he said you can trust me!

But then he

Took his finger, and...

And put it in my ear

Said 'you get back in that bath young man & don't get out til you've cleaned yourself properly!'

And clean your bum...

With Bubblegum

But don’t swallow it

Wash the bubble gum away get out of the bath drink some lemonade then run to..."

The Range,, where you can then start to buy all the Xmas decorations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you buy into it

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"If you buy into it"

Then you’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you buy into it

Then you’re in "
I'm out

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"If you buy into it

Then you’re in I'm out"

Out out ?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If you buy into it

Then you’re in I'm out

Out out ?"

No in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then came the spider with a massive dick "

That's a very disturbing image, thanks for that

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The he went that way with a trolley..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747"

To Italy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy "

With one stick of spaghetti

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti "

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No basil

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some..."

Gobstoppers

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some..."

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Gobstoppers "
ball gags

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD "

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both..."
swapped clothes

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes"

And sucked eachother off but then

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes

And sucked eachother off but then

That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes

And sucked eachother off but then

That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name "

Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes

And sucked eachother off but then

That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name

Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge

Tom ran fast he ran and ran and

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes

And sucked eachother off but then

That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name

Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge

Tom ran fast he ran and ran and

His name was Forrest Gump

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes

And sucked eachother off but then

That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name

Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge

Tom ran fast he ran and ran and

His name was Forrest Gump"

No its Tom

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The he went that way with a trolley..

On a Boeing 747

To Italy

With one stick of spaghetti

That wont feed much so he went shoplifting for some...

Toilet roll and a Celine Dion CD

Mr Mystique was the store detective of this shop so they both...swapped clothes

And sucked eachother off but then

That smelly Mr Mystique let Rip brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cant take him anywhere thought Tom yes Tom's his name

Just as Tom was about to rim his sheriffs badge

Tom ran fast he ran and ran and

His name was Forrest Gump

No its Tom"

Tom Gump ran and jumped on the number 36 bus into town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I turned out it wasn't a bus - it was a hollowed out watermelon.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Of course you can do this with me and be safe

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me"

The kangaroo turned pink then

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me

The kangaroo turned pink then"

Well they are overgrown rabbits and they come in pink , purple , any colour you like

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me

The kangaroo turned pink then

Well they are overgrown rabbits and they come in pink , purple , any colour you like

gold and red

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me

The kangaroo turned pink then

Well they are overgrown rabbits and they come in pink , purple , any colour you like

gold and red"

Reminds me of my other half’s favourite lingerie and corset set

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ahh that’s what the last purple kangaroo said to me

The kangaroo turned pink then

Well they are overgrown rabbits and they come in pink , purple , any colour you like

gold and red

Reminds me of my other half’s favourite lingerie and corset set "

The one with the stain on the back

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