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By *ookingforfun9970 OP   Man
over a year ago

wilts

I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that "

It's very true. Prepare yourself for the stampede of swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here are the facts:

You have a pampas grass bush in your front garden.

You are asking this question on fabswingers to a load of swingers with pictures of their genitalia on display.

It seems to me that your friend is correct.

You are a swinger.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

This is true we often drive around up-market housing estate knocking on doors with the biggest Bush..

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By *ookingforfun9970 OP   Man
over a year ago

wilts


"Here are the facts:

You have a pampas grass bush in your front garden.

You are asking this question on fabswingers to a load of swingers with pictures of their genitalia on display.

It seems to me that your friend is correct.

You are a swinger."

That’s a very fair point lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It isn't true. Pampas grass is a useful architectural plant in the garden, it doesn't signify anything.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts. "

Your grandparents sound awful

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.

Your grandparents sound awful "

Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.

Your grandparents sound awful

Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture "

I remember your grandparents...

they had the Audi with the Rolling Stones keyring!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

The lady who runs the local Sunday school has a magnificent pampas in her front garden. Pretty sure she would be digging it up if it resulted in a tonne of people knocking on the door wanting sexual encounters

We don’t have space for pampas so I am experimenting with stipa tenuissima as a compact alternative, does anyone think it will catch on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lady who runs the local Sunday school has a magnificent pampas in her front garden. Pretty sure she would be digging it up if it resulted in a tonne of people knocking on the door wanting sexual encounters

We don’t have space for pampas so I am experimenting with stipa tenuissima as a compact alternative, does anyone think it will catch on? "

Not sure about that.

Have you planted it in any kind of style and is your fanny shaved?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.

Your grandparents sound awful

Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture

I remember your grandparents...

they had the Audi with the Rolling Stones keyring! "

Knew there was some dodgy shenanigans going on in the barns

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"We don’t have space for pampas so I am experimenting with stipa tenuissima as a compact alternative, does anyone think it will catch on?

Not sure about that.

Have you planted it in any kind of style and is your fanny shaved?"

It’s currently in a large, plain terra-cotta pot but I am keeping my eyes peeled for an Ancient Greek inspired urn with depictions of all sorts of carnal activity, etsy isn’t coming up with the goods just yet though.

My fanny is indeed shaved but that’s not usually on display in the front garden

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

OP you're too young to know about all those silly things they used to do in the 60's!

They are lovely plants, I've got one and no one has ever knocked at my door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you're too young to know about all those silly things they used to do in the 60's!

They are lovely plants, I've got one and no one has ever knocked at my door "

That's only because you've got a lovely bell.

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By *ookingforfun9970 OP   Man
over a year ago

wilts


"OP you're too young to know about all those silly things they used to do in the 60's!

They are lovely plants, I've got one and no one has ever knocked at my door "

Haha thanks, got me a little worried when I heard about it

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By *mileysimieMan
over a year ago

tewkesbury


"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that "

I’ve heard of it too and I’ve even heard That there is an FB page as well

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Yes it is . Unfortunately loads of other people have it In their gardens too. So no I wouldn’t make that assumption. Same as having garden gnomes.

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

Torridge area of Devon

Think it used to be thought of in that way, along with a turned upside down pineapple in a shopping trolley, or a chain on the Left ankle.

Some will argue that everyone on here swings, but we all know not everyone does..

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts. "
Very true thats why I got rid of mine the edges of the leaves are like razors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that

It's very true. Prepare yourself for the stampede of swingers."

My mum told me about this when I was quite young back in the 70’s

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Someone needs to check out a Screwfix in York. Theirs is HUGE.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that "

Yup and if your granny’s sofa is covered in plastic she’s a squirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.

Your grandparents sound awful

Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture "

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