FabSwingers.com forum: Harrods

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman walks into Harrods.

She looks around and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet .

She walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,

She unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her l ittle woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a good looking salesman , standing right behind her .

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional , in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the woman with, “ Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, “what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sure thats salesman wasnt you?

I'm way to posh to be in Harrods