FabSwingers.com forum: I've seen the jelly

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just now as I was cleaning between my toes I saw the jelly. Hovering in front of me, wobbling and wibbling. It was orange and bright. Very bright. Almost blinded me. Slowly it rose into the air. Higher and higher. The sky was red and the clouds parted. The jelly ascended and I fell to my knees.

I've seen the jelly, have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"No. "

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet, but I can feel it in the post.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

What have you been drinking tonight OP?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Not yet, but I can feel it in the post."

Hopefully it will get lost in transit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you been drinking tonight OP? "

Or smoking???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What have you been drinking tonight OP? "

The jelly has touched me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reflection of the sun through a rain stained window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat would pounce on the jelly and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jelly..? I wouldn't trifle with him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tomorrow I shall receive the Ten Chocolate Hobnobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomorrow I shall receive the Ten Chocolate Hobnobs."

And after briefly dipping his toes in the waters of madness the man who's insane happily retreats to frolic on insanity beach....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tomorrow I shall receive the Ten Chocolate Hobnobs.

And after briefly dipping his toes in the waters of madness the man who's insane happily retreats to frolic on insanity beach....

And builds sandcastles from nightmares and dreams.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

A vision of Trumps ascension. He doesn't seem likely to go up, but just as long as he is not here that's fine by me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The reflection of the sun through a rain stained window?"

No it was definetly a jelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. "

I was shagging heat at the time, couldn't be anything to do with me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tomorrow I shall receive the Ten Chocolate Hobnobs.

And after briefly dipping his toes in the waters of madness the man who's insane happily retreats to frolic on insanity beach....

And builds sandcastles from nightmares and dreams."

Oh I know all about nightmares...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vision of Trumps ascension. He doesn't seem likely to go up, but just as long as he is not here that's fine by me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat would pounce on the jelly and eat it."

The jelly can be a slippery character.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Is this just an analogy of your knob cheese?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just now as I was cleaning between my toes I saw the jelly. Hovering in front of me, wobbling and wibbling. It was orange and bright. Very bright. Almost blinded me. Slowly it rose into the air. Higher and higher. The sky was red and the clouds parted. The jelly ascended and I fell to my knees.

I've seen the jelly, have you?"

Totally, I was like whoa, and you were like whoa.

Rock on jellyman, taking on the jellies.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sounds like fog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not yet, but I can feel it in the post."

He found the jelly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen the jelly, have you?"
oy jelly ive seen lately is my jelly belly

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think someone needs to see the doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz."

I'll take the jelly and cover it in cream.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz."

I always preferred the Flaming Lips take on the Jelly situation.

https://youtu.be/cvfxKbpoxRE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz.

I'll take the jelly and cover it in cream."

And sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz.

I'll take the jelly and cover it in cream.

And sprinkles? "

I like sprinkles

. Jelly, (ice) cream, sprinkles and a wafer.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"What have you been drinking tonight OP?

The jelly has touched me."

You can get counselling for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What have you been drinking tonight OP?

The jelly has touched me.

You can get counselling for that

It made me feel sticky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you been drinking tonight OP?

The jelly has touched me."

I trust it was wearing the appropriate PPE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Return of the blob!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What have you been drinking tonight OP?

The jelly has touched me.

I trust it was wearing the inappropriate PPE? "

Yes it was. Totally inappropriate.

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By *ip7Man
over a year ago

Caister

Jelly lives matter too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz.

I'll take the jelly and cover it in cream.

And sprinkles?

I like sprinkles

. Jelly, (ice) cream, sprinkles and a wafer."

A wafer too ? Now you’re talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz.

I'll take the jelly and cover it in cream.

And sprinkles?

I like sprinkles

. Jelly, (ice) cream, sprinkles and a wafer.

A wafer too ? Now you’re talking

Maybe dribble a bit of chocolate syrup around the wobbly bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz.

I'll take the jelly and cover it in cream.

And sprinkles?

I like sprinkles

. Jelly, (ice) cream, sprinkles and a wafer.

A wafer too ? Now you’re talking

Maybe dribble a bit of chocolate syrup around the wobbly bits

OMG stop already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To quote those musical poets Destiny's Child "I don't think you're ready for this jelly".

Soz.

I'll take the jelly and cover it in cream.

And sprinkles?

I like sprinkles

. Jelly, (ice) cream, sprinkles and a wafer.

A wafer too ? Now you’re talking

Maybe dribble a bit of chocolate syrup around the wobbly bits

OMG stop already

Could be eating jelly out of all sorts of places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reading this and I'm a little worried about your toes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm reading this and I'm a little worried about your toes "

I was x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm reading this and I'm a little worried about your toes "

The toes are the point. The jelly the distraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm reading this and I'm a little worried about your toes

The toes are the point. The jelly the distraction."

I'm still worried about you

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Sounds like the blues brothers James brown church scene

Do you see the jelly ?

Then the jelly shines through the window

I see the jelly !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm reading this and I'm a little worried about your toes

The toes are the point. The jelly the distraction.

I'm still worried about you

Your touch would make the memory of the jelly disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think someone needs to see the doc "

Don't get me involved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like the blues brothers James brown church scene

Do you see the jelly ?

Then the jelly shines through the window

I see the jelly !

How do you see the jelly above you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm reading this and I'm a little worried about your toes

The toes are the point. The jelly the distraction.

I'm still worried about you

Your touch would make the memory of the jelly disappear

I'll touch you but I'm not going near your toes! I'm scared of the jelly

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Yes it's in a bowl in my fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm reading this and I'm a little worried about your toes

The toes are the point. The jelly the distraction.

I'm still worried about you

Your touch would make the memory of the jelly disappear

I'll touch you but I'm not going near your toes! I'm scared of the jelly "

Embrace the jelly. My toes will be hidden. The jelly is not scary. Touch me and you won't want to stop

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Think someone needs to see the doc

Don't get me involved

Best man for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmmmm no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it's in a bowl in my fridge

Eat the jelly. Be one with the jelly. The jelly is you. You are the jelly.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Yes it's in a bowl in my fridge

Eat the jelly. Be one with the jelly. The jelly is you. You are the jelly."

That’s how I feel about rainbows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it's in a bowl in my fridge

Eat the jelly. Be one with the jelly. The jelly is you. You are the jelly.

That’s how I feel about rainbows

You understand the rainbow. The rainbow is your constant and guide. You have found the way with the rainbow.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly"

Squishy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jelly

Squishy"

Octopus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus "

Suckers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers"

Cock

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I've seen the jelly, have you?"

I have. It was November 2004 but I remember it as if it were 2017.

Happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock"

Arse

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

Arse"

Hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

ArseHole "

Rude

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

ArseHole

Rude"

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

ArseHole

Rude

Naughty "

Nice

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

ArseHole

Rude

Naughty

Nice"

Cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

ArseHole

Rude

Naughty

Nice

Cake "

Chocolate

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

ArseHole

Rude

Naughty

Nice

Cake

Chocolate"

Wrong game love

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

When it’s finished hoovering send it round here please, we like jelly but not housework

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly

Squishy

Octopus

Suckers

Cock

ArseHole

Rude

Naughty

Nice

Cake

Chocolate

Wrong game love "

Tennis

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