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Washing a car is like making love to a beautiful woman

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree ... gotta get the foam in the creases .. and buff up a nice shine ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is a car detailer so he has all the best moves

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York


"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."

Haha Love Swiss Tony

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."

You been watching Fast Show re-runs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you want it done right, pay someone else to do it?

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

You been watching Fast Show re-runs? "

On gold at the moment. 25 years old!!! Long time no see, hope you are well.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I hope you've got a garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick hose down once a month when its misbehaved...

Sorry, confusing this with our kink list, ops

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Quick hose down once a month when its misbehaved...

Sorry, confusing this with our kink list, ops

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

And always finish on the rear end

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag. "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine gets a good washing by hand with 6 sexy guys

Sorry got carried away mine goes to the polish car wash every week - they do a great job for £7

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

You been watching Fast Show re-runs?

On gold at the moment. 25 years old!!! Long time no see, hope you are well."

Yes I'm good, hopefully you are too.I bet you were disappointed Let's Rock was cancelled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine takes hours- getting all the dirt off, tar is bastard!!

I think its always just a little bit dirty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squirted the hose pipe at mine before and its still filthy.

Sounds more accurate to me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I haven’t washed mine in months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax on, wax off....

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

You been watching Fast Show re-runs?

On gold at the moment. 25 years old!!! Long time no see, hope you are well.

Yes I'm good, hopefully you are too.I bet you were disappointed Let's Rock was cancelled! "

Gutted, was looking forward to seeing Adam Ant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since corona virus my garden has been like an Avery so my car needs a good wash

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"I haven’t washed mine in months "

Maybe,but have you washed your car?

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By *bsolutebeginners OP   Couple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Checking the details of a second-hand car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1990 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then throw buckets of water over it?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I admire mine, and enjoy lathering her up, getting her wet, caressing every curve until she has that sexy glow... Then get inside, press the right right buttons and make her roarrrr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually have hoover her out before washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Mines a decent size, and in good working order, but I always end up doing it myself. My neighbour was admiring it today, but sadly she just laughed when I asked if she’d got time to give me a hand finishing it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Especially if it is a fiat 500

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."

First. ..catch your car

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."

And don't forget to give the inside a hoovering.

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I remember it well . A new model , Smelling lovely, beautiful lines and such a glow on her, that made you want to wash and rub her Body all over , gently so as not to scratch but just enough pressure to feel her shape Beneath your wandering hands, And those bumpers ,bold and protruding needImg caressed and creamed to bring out the best in her You’d be in her for ages , touching her facia and playing with her Dials. Such a model you just love to show off to everyone .

Sadly now, she’s not as young as she once was, her bodywork somewhat aged and Worn with life In the fast lane.. It takes a little longer now for her to get ready and a lot of polish, shampoo, cream Is needed to Regain some of that lustre she once had.

But do you know, she might be older and a little faded And her bumpers a little saggy but her eyes still shine as brightly as they always did , and in those eyes you Are reminded of the Great times together . Of all the sunny days and storms you driven through and come out the other end. she a good old girl and I’m glad I’ve still got her .. Together forever . H

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"I remember it well . A new model , Smelling lovely, beautiful lines and such a glow on her, that made you want to wash and rub her Body all over , gently so as not to scratch but just enough pressure to feel her shape Beneath your wandering hands, And those bumpers ,bold and protruding needImg caressed and creamed to bring out the best in her You’d be in her for ages , touching her facia and playing with her Dials. Such a model you just love to show off to everyone .

Sadly now, she’s not as young as she once was, her bodywork somewhat aged and Worn with life In the fast lane.. It takes a little longer now for her to get ready and a lot of polish, shampoo, cream Is needed to Regain some of that lustre she once had.

But do you know, she might be older and a little faded And her bumpers a little saggy but her eyes still shine as brightly as they always did , and in those eyes you Are reminded of the Great times together . Of all the sunny days and storms you driven through and come out the other end. she a good old girl and I’m glad I’ve still got her .. Together forever . H "

That's a sweet story ... But where's the bit about having a younger one for the weekends or special occasions?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Make sure you get her nice and wet?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

so is jet washing waterspots the big mechanical car washer at the supermarkets vibrators and Mr shin with a bunch off Eastern Europeans a gangbang...

Not wanting to be racist other low-paid migrant available also available.

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