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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Seen this elsewhere so thought it might be worth a try to see if its popular, and pass a bit of time.

So you make a wish (sexual or non-sexual), and let the person below ruin it. After you've ruined a wish, comment your own and repeat. Good luck and I'll make a start.

I wish I could win the lottery...

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Seen this elsewhere so thought it might be worth a try to see if its popular, and pass a bit of time.

So you make a wish (sexual or non-sexual), and let the person below ruin it. After you've ruined a wish, comment your own and repeat. Good luck and I'll make a start.

I wish I could win the lottery..."

Nobody wanting to ruin this wish for me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Seen this elsewhere so thought it might be worth a try to see if its popular, and pass a bit of time.

So you make a wish (sexual or non-sexual), and let the person below ruin it. After you've ruined a wish, comment your own and repeat. Good luck and I'll make a start.

I wish I could win the lottery...

Nobody wanting to ruin this wish for me???"

You win £2.

I wish I had him alone in a room for 24 hours with no need for social distancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Seen this elsewhere so thought it might be worth a try to see if its popular, and pass a bit of time.

So you make a wish (sexual or non-sexual), and let the person below ruin it. After you've ruined a wish, comment your own and repeat. Good luck and I'll make a start.

I wish I could win the lottery...

Nobody wanting to ruin this wish for me???"

but you end up winning a cattery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim. "

No way I'm ruining this for you....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim. "

You're beautiful as you are.

I wish I could put my thing in your bum....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Seen this elsewhere so thought it might be worth a try to see if its popular, and pass a bit of time.

So you make a wish (sexual or non-sexual), and let the person below ruin it. After you've ruined a wish, comment your own and repeat. Good luck and I'll make a start.

I wish I could win the lottery...

Nobody wanting to ruin this wish for me???

You win £2.

I wish I had him alone in a room for 24 hours with no need for social distancing. "

but he's got the farts

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Seen this elsewhere so thought it might be worth a try to see if its popular, and pass a bit of time.

So you make a wish (sexual or non-sexual), and let the person below ruin it. After you've ruined a wish, comment your own and repeat. Good luck and I'll make a start.

I wish I could win the lottery...

Nobody wanting to ruin this wish for me???

You win £2.

I wish I had him alone in a room for 24 hours with no need for social distancing. but he's got the farts "

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim.

You're beautiful as you are.

I wish I could put my thing in your bum...."

What's your thing?! It's not the giant cucumber in your fridge is it?

But thank you.

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim.

You're beautiful as you are.

I wish I could put my thing in your bum...."

But your 'thing' loses all feeling and sensation when doing so.

I wish I had someone for a sunday spoon right now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim.

You're beautiful as you are.

I wish I could put my thing in your bum....

But your 'thing' loses all feeling and sensation when doing so.

I wish I had someone for a sunday spoon right now...."

You have the woman of your dreams for a Sunday night soon sesh... but she ends up shitting all over your dick as she doesn't feel well.

I wish I was on a quiet beach right now.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim.

You're beautiful as you are.

I wish I could put my thing in your bum....

But your 'thing' loses all feeling and sensation when doing so.

I wish I had someone for a sunday spoon right now....

You have the woman of your dreams for a Sunday night soon sesh... but she ends up shitting all over your dick as she doesn't feel well.

I wish I was on a quiet beach right now. "

I'm seeing a theme here .

The beach is quiet due to a sewage leak.

I wish my hip didn't hurt right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll ruin it! You win the lottery but then you die the next day.

Hmmm, my wish is that I wish I was slim.

You're beautiful as you are.

I wish I could put my thing in your bum....

But your 'thing' loses all feeling and sensation when doing so.

I wish I had someone for a sunday spoon right now....

You have the woman of your dreams for a Sunday night soon sesh... but she ends up shitting all over your dick as she doesn't feel well.

I wish I was on a quiet beach right now.

I'm seeing a theme here .

The beach is quiet due to a sewage leak.

I wish my hip didn't hurt right now. "

Done. But now the other hurts.

I wish someone would wash and dry my hair for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm seeing a theme here .

The beach is quiet due to a sewage leak.

I wish my hip didn't hurt right now. "

Your wish is granted! Your hip no longer hurts. But to keep it this way you have to drink two cups of dog poo blended with milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and wash and dry your hair for you! But with shit scented shampoo and conditioner.

I wish I could live in a five bedroom house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll come and wash and dry your hair for you! But with shit scented shampoo and conditioner.

I wish I could live in a five bedroom house."

Dog shit smeared walls in all 5 bedrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll come and wash and dry your hair for you! But with shit scented shampoo and conditioner.

I wish I could live in a five bedroom house.

Dog shit smeared walls in all 5 bedrooms "

Was that your own wish too Jamie Pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll come and wash and dry your hair for you! But with shit scented shampoo and conditioner.

I wish I could live in a five bedroom house.

Dog shit smeared walls in all 5 bedrooms

Was that your own wish too Jamie Pants?"

Her ruined wish is my dream it would appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll come and wash and dry your hair for you! But with shit scented shampoo and conditioner.

I wish I could live in a five bedroom house.

Dog shit smeared walls in all 5 bedrooms

Was that your own wish too Jamie Pants?

Her ruined wish is my dream it would appear "

Dog shit on the walls doesn't smell as bad as you're used to or stick as well on your boobs as your regular source.

I wish someone would fab my penis pic....

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?"

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both..... "

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message."

Skip me, but

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message."

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Seen this elsewhere so thought it might be worth a try to see if its popular, and pass a bit of time.

So you make a wish (sexual or non-sexual), and let the person below ruin it. After you've ruined a wish, comment your own and repeat. Good luck and I'll make a start.

I wish I could win the lottery...

Nobody wanting to ruin this wish for me???"

No but you will win the lottery when I just don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. "

.

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. .

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner. "

(How could you )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. .

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner. "

Unfortunately they have chest hair that’s like a hedgehogs spines.

I wish I was getting a bj right now..

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. .

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner.

Unfortunately they have chest hair that’s like a hedgehogs spines.

I wish I was getting a bj right now.."

They're mouth have spiky teeth

I wish I was getting a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. .

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner.

Unfortunately they have chest hair that’s like a hedgehogs spines.

I wish I was getting a bj right now.."

Teethy. Very teethy.

I wish I was on a beautiful, sunny island for a weeks all inclusive holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. .

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner.

Unfortunately they have chest hair that’s like a hedgehogs spines.

I wish I was getting a bj right now..

They're mouth have spiky teeth

I wish I was getting a massage "

Hahaha snap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You both get massages.

From Edward scissor hands.

I wish I was on a private jet somewhere dreamy

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. .

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner.

Unfortunately they have chest hair that’s like a hedgehogs spines.

I wish I was getting a bj right now..

Teethy. Very teethy.

I wish I was on a beautiful, sunny island for a weeks all inclusive holiday

"

There's a tropical storm and the resort runs out of cake

I wish I had a time machine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You both get massages.

From Edward scissor hands.

I wish I was on a private jet somewhere dreamy"

You're dreaming of your destination, the plane breaks and it takes you back home and you're stuck on the plane for hours before getting out to rain and going home.

I wish I had a day off tomorrow

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


" I wish I had a time machine..."

You unknowingly get stuck at the first place you go to.

I wish I was on the private jet with Jamie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't think this thread would be this savage or as shit-related as it has been so far but that's the game I suppose lol. Who's wish is it?

Always ends in shit or tears, or both.....

You wish your penis pic was number one fab pic. I unfab it. You're now a loser

I wish I had a message.

Your message is from admin to say you have a forum time out.

I wish I had a bottle of fizzy flavoured water right now. .

You open the bottle and find out it's gone flat.

I wish I had a spooning partner.

Unfortunately they have chest hair that’s like a hedgehogs spines.

I wish I was getting a bj right now..

Teethy. Very teethy.

I wish I was on a beautiful, sunny island for a weeks all inclusive holiday

There's a tropical storm and the resort runs out of cake

I wish I had a time machine..."

But it can only take you back to prehistoric time and once there you are trapped right next to a T. rex.

I wish I could fly like superman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I wish I had a time machine...

You unknowingly get stuck at the first place you go to.

I wish I was on the private jet with Jamie..."

Jamie is a serial killer

I wish my back stopped hurting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I wish I had a time machine...

You unknowingly get stuck at the first place you go to.

I wish I was on the private jet with Jamie...

Jamie is a serial killer

I wish my back stopped hurting "

Your back stops but everywhere else in your body starts hurting twice as badly

I wish these dishes would do themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I wish I had a time machine...

You unknowingly get stuck at the first place you go to.

I wish I was on the private jet with Jamie...

Jamie is a serial killer

I wish my back stopped hurting "

The pain in your back eases as you stand on a two block piece of lego.

I wish I had inspiration for a thread tonight

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I wish I could fly like superman "

But you can only fly for 10 seconds at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I could fly like superman

But you can only fly for 10 seconds at a time"

i wish this guy stopped skipping people

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I wish I could fly like superman

But you can only fly for 10 seconds at a timei wish this guy stopped skipping people "

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I wish I could fly like superman

But you can only fly for 10 seconds at a timei wish this guy stopped skipping people "

Not skipping anyone. Just trying to answer those being missed.

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


" I wish these dishes would do themselves "

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19"

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes "

Just sent you 3 cakes home made xx

I wish I didn't have to shave my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes "

All the clothes are ugly 2 sizes smaller (also you're wonderful as you are)

I wish I was closer to 20 than 30

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes

All the clothes are ugly 2 sizes smaller (also you're wonderful as you are)

I wish I was closer to 20 than 30"

Kiss the youth fountain

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes

Just sent you 3 cakes home made xx

I wish I didn't have to shave my legs "

You never have to shave your legs again but once a month you turn into a werewolf.

I wish me and indigo could be reset to 20 year old...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes

Just sent you 3 cakes home made xx

I wish I didn't have to shave my legs

You never have to shave your legs again but once a month you turn into a werewolf.

I wish me and indigo could be reset to 20 year old..."

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes

All the clothes are ugly 2 sizes smaller (also you're wonderful as you are)

I wish I was closer to 20 than 30"

Wish granted. But you get a single grey hair that can never be removed or dyed.

I wish I had the body of a greek god (abs, pecs, adonis belt etc)...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes

All the clothes are ugly 2 sizes smaller (also you're wonderful as you are)

I wish I was closer to 20 than 30

Wish granted. But you get a single grey hair that can never be removed or dyed.

I wish I had the body of a greek god (abs, pecs, adonis belt etc)..."

With the face of Scooby Doo

I wish I could fly...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


" I wish these dishes would do themselves

The dishes clean themselves but then immediately fall onto thr floor and smash.

I wish I had a vaccine for covid19

You get one.

Just in time for Covid20

I wish I went down 2 dress sizes

All the clothes are ugly 2 sizes smaller (also you're wonderful as you are)

I wish I was closer to 20 than 30

Wish granted. But you get a single grey hair that can never be removed or dyed.

I wish I had the body of a greek god (abs, pecs, adonis belt etc)...

With the face of Scooby Doo

I wish I could fly... "

You can but only round in small circles.

I wish I had a week off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can't as we are married and we have lexi coming over too are house for week in the guest room lol

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"you can't as we are married and we have lexi coming over too are house for week in the guest room lol "

What's your wish bud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can't as we are married and we have lexi coming over too are house for week in the guest room lol

What's your wish bud?"

married to saffron let me guest divorce and she and lexi get the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just add my wish was not ruined and Ive just been text and told I can have the day off!!

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can I just add my wish was not ruined and Ive just been text and told I can have the day off!! "

Thank god no one ruined it otherwise that would have been very weird and creepy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just add my wish was not ruined and Ive just been text and told I can have the day off!! "
typo have come in that day double shift

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"you can't as we are married and we have lexi coming over too are house for week in the guest room lol

What's your wish bud?married to saffron let me guest divorce and she and lexi get the house "

Wish granted (as long as saffron is fine with it lol). But you have a squeaky voice for the rest of your life

I wish I never had to go to work again...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"you can't as we are married and we have lexi coming over too are house for week in the guest room lol

What's your wish bud?married to saffron let me guest divorce and she and lexi get the house

Wish granted (as long as saffron is fine with it lol). But you have a squeaky voice for the rest of your life

No she’s not

Wish granted but you’re stuck watching 8 hours of Jezza a day. I wish I had a bottle of gooseberry gin.

I wish I never had to go to work again..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you can't as we are married and we have lexi coming over too are house for week in the guest room lol

What's your wish bud?married to saffron let me guest divorce and she and lexi get the house

Wish granted (as long as saffron is fine with it lol). But you have a squeaky voice for the rest of your life

No she’s not

Wish granted but you’re stuck watching 8 hours of Jezza a day. I wish I had a bottle of gooseberry gin.

I wish I never had to go to work again..."

voice can live with as saffron gets my big sausage every night

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"you can't as we are married and we have lexi coming over too are house for week in the guest room lol

What's your wish bud?married to saffron let me guest divorce and she and lexi get the house

Wish granted (as long as saffron is fine with it lol). But you have a squeaky voice for the rest of your life

I wish I never had to go to work again..."

You never have to work again, as you are kept as a gimp slave, clothed, housed and fed with gruel, as you serve the various fab owners who get you doing their chores and passing you on to new users.

I wish my carpet was cleaned and beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your carpet is cleaned and beautiful but it smells like dog poo.

I wish it would snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s snowing dog poo but only on you.

I wish I woke up to £10000 in my bank account tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your carpet is cleaned and beautiful but it smells like dog poo.

I wish it would snow. "

the snow is hot

wish i was man utd striker

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"It’s snowing dog poo but only on you.

I wish I woke up to £10000 in my bank account tomorrow "

You wake up to £10000 but can't spend it and can only give it away.

I wish I had female compamy tonight...

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"It’s snowing dog poo but only on you.

I wish I woke up to £10000 in my bank account tomorrow "

You see the £10000 in your bank account and a second later you're hacked and it's stolen

I wish I had a cocktail right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s snowing dog poo but only on you.

I wish I woke up to £10000 in my bank account tomorrow

You see the £10000 in your bank account and a second later you're hacked and it's stolen

I wish I had a cocktail right now "

You get your cocktail but spill it down yourself.

I wish I had a set of arms around me right now, stroking my skin.

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I wish I had a cocktail right now

You get your cocktail but spill it down yourself.

I wish I had a set of arms around me right now, stroking my skin. "

You've got a set of arms around you but the person hasn't showered since new year.

Wish I was being a big spoon right now...

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"I wish I had a cocktail right now

You get your cocktail but spill it down yourself.

I wish I had a set of arms around me right now, stroking my skin.

You've got a set of arms around you but the person hasn't showered since new year.

Wish I was being a big spoon right now..."

Haha spilling a cocktail down myself does sound like me haha!

You get to be a big spoon right now but you get pins and needles in your arm the whole time...

I wish I was undoing your shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt "

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman "

Fire alarm goes off and you have to evacuate

Though if I didn't have to ruin your wish I wouldn't mind you shoving me to the side as long as I can watch/join

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman "

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now..."

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten "

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights "

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more..."

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight"

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again "

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!"

You get a new bed but no mattress

I wish I was a blonde

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!"

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort "

You get your wish, but then go bald the next morning.

I wish i could fly away to a sunny Island next weekend with a lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort

You get your wish, but then go bald the next morning.

I wish i could fly away to a sunny Island next weekend with a lovely lady."

You go away with a lovely lady to a sunny island. It rains the entire time when you’re there and then she sends an invoice for her time when you get back

I wish I had a cup of tea

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort

You get your wish, but then go bald the next morning.

I wish i could fly away to a sunny Island next weekend with a lovely lady.

You go away with a lovely lady to a sunny island. It rains the entire time when you’re there and then she sends an invoice for her time when you get back

I wish I had a cup of tea "

You get your cup of tea but by the time you drink it it's cold

I wish my boobs looked like yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort

You get your wish, but then go bald the next morning.

I wish i could fly away to a sunny Island next weekend with a lovely lady.

You go away with a lovely lady to a sunny island. It rains the entire time when you’re there and then she sends an invoice for her time when you get back

I wish I had a cup of tea

You get your cup of tea but by the time you drink it it's cold

I wish my boobs looked like yours!"

you get your wish with the caveat that you can never see them and must wear unflattering underwear.

I wish I never went bald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort

You get your wish, but then go bald the next morning.

I wish i could fly away to a sunny Island next weekend with a lovely lady.

You go away with a lovely lady to a sunny island. It rains the entire time when you’re there and then she sends an invoice for her time when you get back

I wish I had a cup of tea

You get your cup of tea but by the time you drink it it's cold

I wish my boobs looked like yours!

you get your wish with the caveat that you can never see them and must wear unflattering underwear.

I wish I never went bald."

It’s bad enough that she’ll get my winky boobs that disappear under her armpits! Don’t force her into ugly underwear too the poor woman!

You get your hair back but it grows at rapid speed so every morning you look like cousin It

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort

You get your wish, but then go bald the next morning.

I wish i could fly away to a sunny Island next weekend with a lovely lady.

You go away with a lovely lady to a sunny island. It rains the entire time when you’re there and then she sends an invoice for her time when you get back

I wish I had a cup of tea

You get your cup of tea but by the time you drink it it's cold

I wish my boobs looked like yours!

you get your wish with the caveat that you can never see them and must wear unflattering underwear.

I wish I never went bald."

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"

You get your cup of tea but by the time you drink it it's cold

I wish my boobs looked like yours!

you get your wish with the caveat that you can never see them and must wear unflattering underwear.

I wish I never went bald."

You get a full head of hair back but can never cut it again.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wish I was undoing your shirt

You undo his shirt and then get shoved out of the way by another woman greedily eyeing him up...

I wish I was the other woman

I'm sure you could both unbutton my shirt. However as you do it continues to automatically re-button meaning you would never fully unbutton it.

I wish I was in a sandwich between the two of you right now...

You wish is granted but I’m lurking in the corner. Not in a sexy voyeur way, just a creepy way until the women leave from awkwardness.

I wish I had a kitten

You get me instead

I wish I wasn’t scared of heights

But then you freak out and feint from the sight of being on the top floor panoramic penthouse.

I wish i could be sandwiched between the pervy Jamie hants and _bootyfulday for a sexy weekend spoonathon and more...

You get your wish but they prefer each other and you get booted out so you cant even watch

I wish I had someone sexy to fuck tonight

I'll ruin your wish by turning up myself...

My wish is to be sexy so I can make her wish come true again

You become so incredibly sexy that every woman is too intimidated to go near you!

I wish I had a new bed!

You get a new bed but it's always cold!

I wish I had perfect waves in my hair and it was always styled with no effort

You get your wish, but then go bald the next morning.

I wish i could fly away to a sunny Island next weekend with a lovely lady.

You go away with a lovely lady to a sunny island. It rains the entire time when you’re there and then she sends an invoice for her time when you get back

I wish I had a cup of tea

You get your cup of tea but by the time you drink it it's cold

I wish my boobs looked like yours!

you get your wish with the caveat that you can never see them and must wear unflattering underwear.

I wish I never went bald.

It’s bad enough that she’ll get my winky boobs that disappear under her armpits! Don’t force her into ugly underwear too the poor woman!

You get your hair back but it grows at rapid speed so every morning you look like cousin It"

Don't care, I have hair

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By *X2019 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle "

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman...."

*poof* you play darts

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts"

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster "

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing "

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly "

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing "

you get your wish , but dont make it past the opening audition of X factor.

Wish I was a pro golfer

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly "

But you never learned to land

I wish I was as beautiful as my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous "

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again. "

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald."

You now have a luxurious mane of hair...and a massive nit infestation.

Wish I had long legs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald.

You now have a luxurious mane of hair...and a massive nit infestation.

Wish I had long legs "

Stilts wish I didn't have a sweet tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald.

You now have a luxurious mane of hair...and a massive nit infestation.

Wish I had long legs

Stilts wish I didn't have a sweet tooth "

No teeth!

Wish I had breakfast in bed tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald.

You now have a luxurious mane of hair...and a massive nit infestation.

Wish I had long legs

Stilts wish I didn't have a sweet tooth

No teeth!

Wish I had breakfast in bed tomorrow "

You spill milk in your bed and your bed smells of old milk!

I wish I could get a puppy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald.

You now have a luxurious mane of hair...and a massive nit infestation.

Wish I had long legs

Stilts wish I didn't have a sweet tooth

No teeth!

Wish I had breakfast in bed tomorrow

You spill milk in your bed and your bed smells of old milk!

I wish I could get a puppy "

The puppy's poos everywhere

I wish I could fly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald.

You now have a luxurious mane of hair...and a massive nit infestation.

Wish I had long legs

Stilts wish I didn't have a sweet tooth

No teeth!

Wish I had breakfast in bed tomorrow

You spill milk in your bed and your bed smells of old milk!

I wish I could get a puppy

The puppy's poos everywhere

I wish I could fly "

You flew too close to the sun - crash & burn

I wish conspiracy theories weren't a thing.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Your hair grows at a rate of 10cm/night...

I wish I could own and live in a castle

You live in your own castle but it's the most haunted place in earth.

I wish I was a professional sportsman....

*poof* you play darts

*Poof* you're the dart board

I wish i was a Ghostbuster

Granted, You're Melissa McCarthy.

Wish I could sing

But the only song you know is the scatman.

I wish I could fly

Only for a period of 3 seconds and no more than 3inches off the ground

I wish I was famous

Famous for your world record toenail length.

I wish I could ski again.

You undergo experimental surgery to turn your feet into skis, only to find you can never get any socks to fit.

I wish I wasn't bald.

You now have a luxurious mane of hair...and a massive nit infestation.

Wish I had long legs

Stilts wish I didn't have a sweet tooth

No teeth!

Wish I had breakfast in bed tomorrow

You spill milk in your bed and your bed smells of old milk!

I wish I could get a puppy

The puppy's poos everywhere

I wish I could fly

You flew too close to the sun - crash & burn

I wish conspiracy theories weren't a thing. "

Books televisions news all banned

I wish Nippy would hide his bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'd love to stroke my cock over your removed wish in order to cum into your left ear.

I wish I had a grey Talbo

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