FabSwingers.com forum: Jack Reacher

By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Is Jack Reacher the toughest guy in the world? Or is it Jason Bourne?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Neither....they are fictional characters

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Neither....they are fictional characters"
Not like you to point out the obvious. Thought you would know or at the very least consult the CPS

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Ok then....Batman

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world."

Used to be, then Sly Stallone, but Batman took his title in a decider held in Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world."
Think Chuck has to move over now and make way for the new breed. Is it true that Cuck used to poke the fire with his cock?

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world. Think Chuck has to move over now and make way for the new breed. Is it true that Cuck used to poke the fire with his cock?"
sorry Chuck

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)"
i think hes a big girls blouse....

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

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Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I personally think Reacher is a closet homosexual....who hates violence....but loves bottoms.

And his personal shame makes him kill people with abandon....what a bitch

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS"
Reacher is a pansy.....he wouldnt know a real man if he fell on him.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jack who?????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Jack be nimble , Jack be quick, Jack likes to suck a big fat prick!

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I personally think Reacher is a closet homosexual....who hates violence....but loves bottoms.

And his personal shame makes him kill people with abandon....what a bitch"
Nice to see you've read all 17 books. I like bottoms too especially yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Mclane

Yippee kayay mother Hubbard

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFSReacher is a pansy.....he wouldnt know a real man if he fell on him....."
Ok over to you Lara Croft or is it Priscilla

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world.

Used to be, then Sly Stallone"

Seeing as they're both in the next Expendables film, that should be interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kermit the Frog is

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Kermit the Frog is

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Dunno...Miss Piggy beats the crap outta him doesnt she.....i think Kermit is a tad tougher than Jack though

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Kermit the Frog is

Dunno...Miss Piggy beats the crap outta him doesnt she.....i think Kermit is a tad tougher than Jack though

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You're the man wooohooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if we're including fictional characters..Optimus Prime

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no it is Mr Bean

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"if we're including fictional characters..Optimus Prime"
Surely must be fictional humans only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if we're including fictional characters..Optimus Prime Surely must be fictional humans only"

ok..Jack Bauer..one merciless mofo

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"if we're including fictional characters..Optimus Prime Surely must be fictional humans only

ok..Jack Bauer..one merciless mofo"
sure reacher could take him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's too busy keeping the time in his head..he's a pussy

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"he's too busy keeping the time in his head..he's a pussy"
Thats cause he has more than 24hrs to count

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS"

I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.

I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!

Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bourne wouldn't last five minutes with reacher, it would be all over before he finished his coffee

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS

I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.

I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!

Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!

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Agree with everything but Jason Statham no way. Matthew Fox maybe. Only man that could get close to taking Reacher is Francis Begbie lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I personally think Reacher is a closet homosexual....who hates violence....but loves bottoms.

And his personal shame makes him kill people with abandon....what a bitch"

*Sharp intake of breath*

noooo!!! Reacher's not gay! What self respecting gay man only travels with a toothbrush and sleeps in roach motels?!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Kermit the Frog is

Dunno...Miss Piggy beats the crap outta him doesnt she.....i think Kermit is a tad tougher than Jack though

*Laa laa laa laa* I'm aghast at you and Jane!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Kermit the Frog is

Dunno...Miss Piggy beats the crap outta him doesnt she.....i think Kermit is a tad tougher than Jack though

*Laa laa laa laa* I'm aghast at you and Jane!!!

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How so?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS

I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.

I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!

Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!

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i nearly choked when i read Tom Cruise was tipped to play him

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Vin Diesel is a bit of bad ass

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Vin Diesel is a bit of bad ass

Hmmm...did someone mention Kermit?!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Stone cold steve austin would kick all their asses...anyone tell me why?

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By *ayjay218 OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Reacher could take them all kermit included

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS

I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.

I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!

Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!

i nearly choked when i read Tom Cruise was tipped to play him"

Yep, Tom Cruise as Reacher means he has to carry a pair of fecking stilts as well as his toothbrush....so much for travelling light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fictional person/character no competition its the Hulk.

Real life it has to be Ken Clarke.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS

I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.

I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!

Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!

He'd probably be more inclined to shag his arse Missy.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....

Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS

I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.

I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!

Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!

He'd probably be more inclined to shag his arse Missy.....

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i agree but i dont think he would use lube

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Stone cold steve austin would kick all their asses...anyone tell me why?

Funny, when I was reading I envisaged Stone Cold...shame his acting is more wood than stone...still would though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stone cold steve austin would kick all their asses...anyone tell me why?

HHH would kick his ass no prob!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Captain caveman..........do the lot of them all at once

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Stone cold steve austin would kick all their asses...anyone tell me why?

Funny, when I was reading I envisaged Stone Cold...shame his acting is more wood than stone...still would though!

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So would i...only cuz stone cold says so though

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