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My Mate Fancies You- Saturday Night Special

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alright guys and gals! You know the drill!

And if you don’t here are the rules:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

I’m obviously in to be a messenger! Send me your smut

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Cat!

I’m in

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Always happy to play. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pssst OP

My wife just messaged me and ask me to tell you she thinks you are hot! And she definitely fancies you

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pssst OP

My wife just messaged me and ask me to tell you she thinks you are hot! And she definitely fancies you

D."

We are in by the way

D.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yeah baby! Hit me with smut

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost "

Sassy Mrs closed hers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for a bit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Happy to be messenger if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost "

Mine is the best though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, go on then! I'm in

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pssst OP

My wife just messaged me and ask me to tell you she thinks you are hot! And she definitely fancies you

D.

We are in by the way

D."

I fancy you both! Strange that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost

Morningstar is the best though "
I can't argue with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In like Dunder Mifflin.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am IN!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

In

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Don't forget folks, it's only as good as the messages you send....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost

Morningstar is the best though I can't argue with that "

Get in the bin you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

London Boob Man, my friend would like you to check hers out next time she's in the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morningstar my pretty purrrfect pa would like you to know she thinks you are utterly dreamy and need to ride her into the ground like the stallion she thinks you are

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Saff message for you... do you fancy a big wedding, which a queen like you deserves

He knows he’s a dead man walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"London Boob Man, my friend would like you to check hers out next time she's in the area "

Oooh, my curiosity is piqued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, looking for my messenger, I've already found my victim

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pssst OP

My wife just messaged me and ask me to tell you she thinks you are hot! And she definitely fancies you

D.

We are in by the way

D.

I fancy you both! Strange that "

We all fancy those two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Saff message for you... do you fancy a big wedding, which a queen like you deserves

He knows he’s a dead man walking "

No. Can’t have the groom the same age as my son behave x

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

IN

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost

Morningstar is the best though I can't argue with that

Get in the bin you "

Those thighs though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bluebell you gorgeous creature!

A sweet and lovely gentleman friend of mine thinks you are absolutely delicious

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jo and D, my damn sexy mate has once again read my mind, as their message is straight out of my brain.

She says can she strip you both out of your elegant clothes and get a little primal with you?

I gave up pretending to be bothered about gender....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pssst OP

My wife just messaged me and ask me to tell you she thinks you are hot! And she definitely fancies you

D.

We are in by the way

D.

I fancy you both! Strange that

We all fancy those two "

Preach!! I want to be their new kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost

Sassy Mrs closed hers.... "

Thanks hun xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Isn't this what the other thread is about

There's 3 I fancy you threads, I'm so lost

Sassy Mrs closed hers....

Thanks hun xx"

Any time gorgeous.... You took on a mammoth task xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in for a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To: CuriousCats

‘Mr McFoxie is still very welcome in our bed’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saff message for you... do you fancy a big wedding, which a queen like you deserves

He knows he’s a dead man walking

No. Can’t have the groom the same age as my son behave x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To: CuriousCats

‘Mr McFoxie is still very welcome in our bed’"

I’ll make sure and bring him along!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To: DC

'You're utterly fabulous and I’d love you to teach me all your tricks to be so gorgeous!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

London Boob Man and Morningstar you lush pair!!

A beautiful friend of mine would like to ask if she can be your sandwich filler?

I would boys! Oofffft! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In ish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely enjoying this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh Shortie dear!!

“You look delicious! What can we do to tempt you into playing?"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"To: DC

'You're utterly fabulous and I’d love you to teach me all your tricks to be so gorgeous!'"

Ask away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In ish.... "

Nippy a message for you from my mate

She would really love to squeeze your arse cheeks and then nibble them

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Honey Boy a message for you from a gorgeous friend..... where have you been hiding?!?! This little bee needs a whole lot of distraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in for the evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie my beauty!

A handsome pal of mine loves your gorgeous red lips...would love to taste them!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Tell me your secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In ish....

Nippy a message for you from my mate

She would really love to squeeze your arse cheeks and then nibble them "

Permission granted....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nippy!!!!

A stunner in my inbox would love to feel your tongue run up her thighs

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jamie my beauty!

A handsome pal of mine loves your gorgeous red lips...would love to taste them!

"

I’m a kissy person. I love kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morningstar my pretty purrrfect pa would like you to know she thinks you are utterly dreamy and need to ride her into the ground like the stallion she thinks you are "

I'm guessing probone style

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jo and D..... Another for you guys from my sexy as hell mate.

She says she's nervous to make the first move, would you be so kind as to drop a message in her box please?

(and I'm allowed to spill the name if you ask me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy!!!!

A stunner in my inbox would love to feel your tongue run up her thighs

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? "

Oh my....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morningstar my pretty purrrfect pa would like you to know she thinks you are utterly dreamy and need to ride her into the ground like the stallion she thinks you are

I'm guessing probone style "

That was meant to be pal not pa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey Boy a message for you from a gorgeous friend..... where have you been hiding?!?! This little bee needs a whole lot of distraction "

Now I'm definitely intrigued! Is there a clue in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"London Boob Man and Morningstar you lush pair!!

A beautiful friend of mine would like to ask if she can be your sandwich filler?

I would boys! Oofffft! X"

She'd be a very lucky girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy hunk of a mate said...

Could you tell Mrs CuriousCats I want to kiss her delicious lips before slowly peeling her clothes off and kissing every inch of her...

Oooooooh I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"London Boob Man and Morningstar you lush pair!!

A beautiful friend of mine would like to ask if she can be your sandwich filler?

I would boys! Oofffft! X"

Sorry, the devil flies solo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nippy, you’re a popular boy tonight!

My sexy pal says you keep threatening to put your cock in her box. When is this going to happen?

And can I watch?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Can you tell K from curiouscats that I want to take her into the woods and show her what the witching hour is really about

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mr Popular tonight....

Darling, would you please tell Nippy that your mate wishes he'd bring that missile to her bed

I think the night is yours Nippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy hunk of a mate said...

Could you tell Mrs CuriousCats I want to kiss her delicious lips before slowly peeling her clothes off and kissing every inch of her...

Oooooooh I would "

Oh meow!! Make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy, you’re a popular boy tonight!

My sexy pal says you keep threatening to put your cock in her box. When is this going to happen?

And can I watch? "

I'm curious about this too.. I even sent him my box of veg earlier and not a sausage was returned!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nippy love, you sure are popular.... My sexy af mate says when you're done with the rest, come and try the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another of my sexy ass friends sent this message for the gorgeous NSP

She's done a great job with the elegant thread, and deserves rewarding. Surely a few of the suited and booted fellas would help me in treating her to something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to play messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jo and D, my damn sexy mate has once again read my mind, as their message is straight out of my brain.

She says can she strip you both out of your elegant clothes and get a little primal with you?

I gave up pretending to be bothered about gender.... "

Just a little primal?

D.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr Mystique, you sexy devil, my gorgeous mate says as much as she liked your suit earlier, your pants are a far closer fit and she's loving the perving opportunity. FAF?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Another of my sexy ass friends sent this message for the gorgeous NSP

She's done a great job with the elegant thread, and deserves rewarding. Surely a few of the suited and booted fellas would help me in treating her to something.

"

Oooooh.... I like treats. Especially when they come with suits

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Honey Boy a message for you from a gorgeous friend..... where have you been hiding?!?! This little bee needs a whole lot of distraction

Now I'm definitely intrigued! Is there a clue in there? "

The home of the bee is the clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message to Kitsune:

"You're delicious in all sorts of ways!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful not daughter I have just been whispered a message for you

Jamie hants : I so wanna spend some quality time getting to know your luscious lips

I will add the to this for special effects

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Saffron you gorgeous lady, my sexy mate says he's always lost in your eyes and if you decide to meet again, he'll give you the best 30 seconds of your life

He's pretty darn irresistible and I'm sure those 30 seconds would be well worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message to YeuxBleus:

"My mate would love to throw you over his should and take you back to his man cave!"

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/ashbourne

Go on then I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Mystique, you sexy devil, my gorgeous mate says as much as she liked your suit earlier, your pants are a far closer fit and she's loving the perving opportunity. FAF? "

Tell your friend ‘drinks?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pssst OP

My wife just messaged me and ask me to tell you she thinks you are hot! And she definitely fancies you

D.

We are in by the way

D.

I fancy you both! Strange that

We all fancy those two

Preach!! I want to be their new kitty "

We are actually on the prowl for a new kitty! strange that

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey Boy a message for you from a gorgeous friend..... where have you been hiding?!?! This little bee needs a whole lot of distraction

Now I'm definitely intrigued! Is there a clue in there?

Hmmmm... Gonna have to look down the list now...

The home of the bee is the clue "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Saffron you gorgeous lady, my sexy mate says he's always lost in your eyes and if you decide to meet again, he'll give you the best 30 seconds of your life

He's pretty darn irresistible and I'm sure those 30 seconds would be well worth it "

A whole 30 seconds?!! What a treat

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

We are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the bee live in a garden?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh Shortie dear!!

“You look delicious! What can we do to tempt you into playing?"

"

I do love a good game and I’m flattered by your comments, but I’m sorry there is no tempting me at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beautiful not daughter I have just been whispered a message for you

Jamie hants : I so wanna spend some quality time getting to know your luscious lips

I will add the to this for special effects "

It’s the that won it for me.

Tell your friend I’m there’s

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Saffron you gorgeous lady, my sexy mate says he's always lost in your eyes and if you decide to meet again, he'll give you the best 30 seconds of your life

He's pretty darn irresistible and I'm sure those 30 seconds would be well worth it

A whole 30 seconds?!! What a treat "

I know.... That's what I said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone fancy me damn it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Does the bee live in a garden? "

A spicy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give this a go.

I believe in miracles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Message to YeuxBleus:

"My mate would love to throw you over his should and take you back to his man cave!""

Oooh. In nothing but a loin cloth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message to Kitsune:

"You're delicious in all sorts of ways!""

Hmmm come eat me in my box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jo and D..... Another for you guys from my sexy as hell mate.

She says she's nervous to make the first move, would you be so kind as to drop a message in her box please?

(and I'm allowed to spill the name if you ask me) "

We are nervous now though!

I will be visiting your dm’s for that spill Posh

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Monkey

My friend would like those thighs squeezing her head like a vice

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Jo and D..... Another for you guys from my sexy as hell mate.

She says she's nervous to make the first move, would you be so kind as to drop a message in her box please?

(and I'm allowed to spill the name if you ask me)

We are nervous now though!

I will be visiting your dm’s for that spill Posh

D."

I like you in my dm's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, you’ve twisted my arm I’ll join in.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Hey Jamie a super hot guy would like to say...

Could you tell Jamie hants I need to run my hands down that gorgeous body and slowly part her thighs, all the whole kissing her beautiful lips...

Please? Thanks! Xx

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By *eekfreek00Man
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I'll give it a go

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Error_403 message & question for you...

Firstly damn what a body secondly 17 August bum shower pic, did the itzy bitzy bottoms have polka dots on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jamie a super hot guy would like to say...

Could you tell Jamie hants I need to run my hands down that gorgeous body and slowly part her thighs, all the whole kissing her beautiful lips...

Please? Thanks! Xx"

That made me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the bee live in a garden?

A spicy one "

A spicy garden? You're going to have to give me more to go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_aughtyandhandsome my mate has a special bank holiday request - can she borrow your drill as she has something that needs repairing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got a message from a sexy siren that says....

For my sexy suited friend Mr Monkey

We never get any further than pleasantries ...

God man.... Give the woman what she needs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beautiful not daughter I have just been whispered a message for you

Jamie hants : I so wanna spend some quality time getting to know your luscious lips

I will add the to this for special effects

It’s the that won it for me.

Tell your friend I’m there’s

"

I knew that an emoji would work like a cocktail umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jamie a super hot guy would like to say...

Could you tell Jamie hants I need to run my hands down that gorgeous body and slowly part her thighs, all the whole kissing her beautiful lips...

Please? Thanks! Xx

That made me blush "

I like the thought of that...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Mr Monkey, you gentle soul with a gorgeous smile, eyes and more I have a message for you from a friend

Mr Monkey you are fancied by many of the lovely ladies here and not just because he looks sexy in a suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honeyboy my busty Bossom of a friend says this is how it's done and she would very much like to experience all you're offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in... Think my pizza will arrive before anything else does though

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"honeyboy my busty Bossom of a friend says this is how it's done and she would very much like to experience all you're offering "

Well that does sound like an offer I can't refuse... Make yourself known if you dare!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Are you sneaking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Got to love a ninja!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

JimmyS a message for you from a gorgeous friend..... are you ready to show your hairy bits yet?!?!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"

Got to love a ninja! "

This guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

Can you tell Naughty&handsome that he needs to make use of that belt soon, because I’ve been a very naughty girl

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In in in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In in in "

Cheeky are you in?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m out! Night all

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

CuriousCats my gorgeous love, I've got a hottie in my box who says that he hates the idea of making a mess of your gorgeous lipstick but he would very much like it if you'd test it's endurance by doing your damndest to leave prints all over his body. After he has demonstrated exactly where he wants them by kissing yours first.

Phew.... Making me blush all over woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m out! Night all "

G'night lovely!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

DC a message for you from quite a dapper gent.... they would to strip you down till you're wearing nothing except your ch_oker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Monkey

My friend would like those thighs squeezing her head like a vice

"

Think I know

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Late in but can I please join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JimmyS a message for you from a gorgeous friend..... are you ready to show your hairy bits yet?!?! "

Timing is everything and will probably happen when you least expect it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In in in

Cheeky are you in? "

Nooooooooooooo

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Ooo late night flirt. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m out! Night all "

Good night DC...a pleasure as always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

And another for Nippy! My smokin hot friend says...

Can you tell Nippy he can inspect my freshly waxed lady bits anytime... as long as he remembers to woo me with cake first

Get going with cake!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"DC a message for you from quite a dapper gent.... they would to strip you down till you're wearing nothing except your ch_oker "

Oooo thanks

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Handyman Jim message from a gorgeous friend....

Where the hell is the hunky handyman Jim when you need him?!?! I’ve got a terrible leak needs fixing urgently

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/ashbourne


"_aughtyandhandsome my mate has a special bank holiday request - can she borrow your drill as she has something that needs repairing

"

Sure thing. What needs drilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurs, my lovely friend, another lovely friend has said would you mind starting a boing thread tomorrow as she could do with a pick me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CuriousCats my gorgeous love, I've got a hottie in my box who says that he hates the idea of making a mess of your gorgeous lipstick but he would very much like it if you'd test it's endurance by doing your damndest to leave prints all over his body. After he has demonstrated exactly where he wants them by kissing yours first.

Phew.... Making me blush all over woman! "

Offt! I could live with offers like that

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/ashbourne


"Hi

Can you tell Naughty&handsome that he needs to make use of that belt soon, because I’ve been a very naughty girl

Thanks "

How naughty is naughty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a message from a sexy siren that says....

For my sexy suited friend Mr Monkey

We never get any further than pleasantries ...

God man.... Give the woman what she needs! "

Your friend us welcome to anything she wants, I know who it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Monkey, you gentle soul with a gorgeous smile, eyes and more I have a message for you from a friend

Mr Monkey you are fancied by many of the lovely ladies here and not just because he looks sexy in a suit "

Err, no.idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie you utter stunner!!

A sexy mate of mine says he wants to spend some quality time getting to know your lushious lips

I don’t blame him! Meow

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Late in but can I please join "

Yeah you can!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurs, my lovely friend, another lovely friend has said would you mind starting a boing thread tomorrow as she could do with a pick me up "

That I can do .... boings always bring smiles and bounce, just like tigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spurs, my lovely friend, another lovely friend has said would you mind starting a boing thread tomorrow as she could do with a pick me up

That I can do .... boings always bring smiles and bounce, just like tigger "

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

A cheeky message from a sexy mate for NSP, you absolute babe!

Can you tell NSP that she’s actively the loveliest person in the world and she’s utterly stunning! If she needs help out of that pretty dress, I’m so game

I would definitely take this person up on their offer.... it could get very hot indeed!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A cheeky message from a sexy mate for NSP, you absolute babe!

Can you tell NSP that she’s actively the loveliest person in the world and she’s utterly stunning! If she needs help out of that pretty dress, I’m so game

I would definitely take this person up on their offer.... it could get very hot indeed! "

The dress currently on the stairs? They're a tad late but I might need help with my stockings....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've got a message from a sexy siren that says....

For my sexy suited friend Mr Monkey

We never get any further than pleasantries ...

God man.... Give the woman what she needs!

Your friend us welcome to anything she wants, I know who it is"

I'm glad you do.... Now do as you're told and give it to her (please)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"_aughtyandhandsome my mate has a special bank holiday request - can she borrow your drill as she has something that needs repairing

Sure thing. What needs drilling "

I have been asked to let you know that my mate has a hole that needs filling in

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By *uge G RectionMan
over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

Im in for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh Mr Honeyboy you sweet thing!

My utterly wonderful and stunning m mate says THIS is how it's done and she would very much like to experience all you’re offering

I want to watch whatever happens there

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By *adbodforcheekychatsMan
over a year ago

Great dunmow

Happy to pass on messages as I know I'm not likely to be on the receiving end of any fancying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Mr Honeyboy you sweet thing!

My utterly wonderful and stunning m mate says THIS is how it's done and she would very much like to experience all you’re offering

Well we could always make it a party (Covid willing, of course!)

I want to watch whatever happens there "

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"A cheeky message from a sexy mate for NSP, you absolute babe!

Can you tell NSP that she’s actively the loveliest person in the world and she’s utterly stunning! If she needs help out of that pretty dress, I’m so game

I would definitely take this person up on their offer.... it could get very hot indeed!

The dress currently on the stairs? They're a tad late but I might need help with my stockings.... "

I imagine they are more than capable to assist you there

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

In coming for honeypot!

could you tell honeypot that we can chat about anything he likes, but a mouth like his should rather be used for kissing & making me scream with pleasure!

Crikey! Go for it both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In coming for honeypot!

could you tell honeypot that we can chat about anything he likes, but a mouth like his should rather be used for kissing & making me scream with pleasure!

Crikey! Go for it both of you "

If honeypot is me, then I'm definitely up for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy, you’re a popular boy tonight!

My sexy pal says you keep threatening to put your cock in her box. When is this going to happen?

And can I watch?

I'm curious about this too.. I even sent him my box of veg earlier and not a sausage was returned! "

I'll rectify that now, let's hope it meets your arousal requirements....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Listen up....I have a message for Cheeky:

"My mate thinks you'd make a great work out buddy to get all hot and sweaty with.. what do you say?"

Do it!!!!! If you don’t I will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a delightfully suave man...

Message for the delectable Lorraine999.

Would love to share a long smouldering kiss with you....never to be rushed

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurs, my lovely friend, another lovely friend has said would you mind starting a boing thread tomorrow as she could do with a pick me up

That I can do .... boings always bring smiles and bounce, just like tigger

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things "

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another for Nippy! My smokin hot friend says...

Can you tell Nippy he can inspect my freshly waxed lady bits anytime... as long as he remembers to woo me with cake first

Get going with cake!"

Cake is for pussies.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another for Nippy! My smokin hot friend says...

Can you tell Nippy he can inspect my freshly waxed lady bits anytime... as long as he remembers to woo me with cake first

Get going with cake!

Cake is for pussies.....! "

Well yes they are saying you can have it for cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy love, you sure are popular.... My sexy af mate says when you're done with the rest, come and try the best "

Directions plz....?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"In coming for honeypot!

could you tell honeypot that we can chat about anything he likes, but a mouth like his should rather be used for kissing & making me scream with pleasure!

Crikey! Go for it both of you

If honeypot is me, then I'm definitely up for that! "

Oh yes! Sorry it was for you

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/ashbourne

Honeyboy one here for you. My extremely sexy friend asked me to say

Can you please tell Honeyboy that I think he looks sexy and I'd be more than happy for him to take charge of me anytime...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like passing messages in class when we were back in school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nippy, you’re a popular boy tonight!

My sexy pal says you keep threatening to put your cock in her box. When is this going to happen?

And can I watch? "

Which box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another for Nippy! My smokin hot friend says...

Can you tell Nippy he can inspect my freshly waxed lady bits anytime... as long as he remembers to woo me with cake first

Get going with cake!

Cake is for pussies.....!

Well yes they are saying you can have it for cake "

Ikr, my replies are so clever sometimes....

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/ashbourne


"_aughtyandhandsome my mate has a special bank holiday request - can she borrow your drill as she has something that needs repairing

Sure thing. What needs drilling

I have been asked to let you know that my mate has a hole that needs filling in "

Point her in the direction of my inbox for further information. We may need a risk assessment

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Is this like passing messages in class when we were back in school? "

Just like that it’s hilarious. Go play..

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

AirChef, This one’s for you...

My mate wants you to know that if you’re as good at massages as you say you are, she needs a total body deep massage as soon as possible and bring the warm oil.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stunning sweet sexy friend says:

"Can you tell honeyboy I expect to be spoilt rotten before he strips me naked and enjoys my body for dessert!

X"

Bring your best big spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honeyboy one here for you. My extremely sexy friend asked me to say

Can you please tell Honeyboy that I think he looks sexy and I'd be more than happy for him to take charge of me anytime... "

Mmmmm yes please!

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