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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As this evening's Lounge conversation seems preocupied with bottom burps, I thought I'd share a story.

I once had to have surgery on my "fundament" Before the anaesthetic was administered a nurse quickly told me that, in rare cases, the procedure has resulted in an inability to hold in farts, and would I still like the procedure.

I had a brief flash of a future life where I simply could not stop myself from farting at the worst possible time. A sort of "Arse Tourettes". But I needed the procedure and told them to proceed.

I can still hold in a fart on those rare occasions that I choose too, but it got me thinking, would you date someone with uncontrollable farting? If your partner suddenly found themselves unable to hold in a tuneful gust, would that make you think again?

Or is Love stronger than wind?

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long life to healthy anuses that need fiber to be healthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long life to healthy anuses that need fiber to be healthy"

Is the plural anuses? But yes, try and shove us many fibres up there as you can.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.

Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.

Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp "

This post is made all the funnier by your location.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.

Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp

This post is made all the funnier by your location. "

Yep, even better is that I live nowhere near Tooting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.

Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp

This post is made all the funnier by your location. "

ARGH, don't make me laugh so much, pleeeeeaaaaase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little tooting botty coughs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.

Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp

This post is made all the funnier by your location.

Yep, even better is that I live nowhere near Tooting "

Cockfosters?

x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.

Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp

This post is made all the funnier by your location.

Yep, even better is that I live nowhere near Tooting

Cockfosters?

x"

Fuck that, a crowd of pissed up Aussie tallywhackers! Hells no

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