FabSwingers.com forum: advice needed

By *ornyhappy OP Couple
over a year ago

perth

Tomorrow I have to measure up a wall in spare bedroom. The question is do I use a sky remote,lynx can or empty toilet roll tube as the unit of measure?

.M.

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

"Tomorrow I have to measure up a wall in spare bedroom. The question is do I use a sky remote,lynx can or empty toilet roll tube as the unit of measure?

.M."

Use all 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote. Its the only acceptable form of measurement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss on it and wait for it to dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote. Its the only acceptable form of measurement "

Accuracy is AA rated

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Don't asks the women i know, i've been telling them that this is 6 inches

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Definitely a can of monster

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Town

Absolutely ridiculous question.

They’ve moved onto shaving foam tins nowadays.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

the land of BOBFOC x

Will you be measuring in fab inches or real inches? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do, do NOT use a tape measure, ruler or any other device with measuring increments on it. The devil's work

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By *ornyhappy OP Couple
over a year ago

perth

"Will you be measuring in fab inches or real inches? X"

Fab inches of course. I have actually decided to use my 14inch penis

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Use your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use your cock"

That’s just stupid.

If anything happened to it he wouldn’t be able to turn the telly on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use your cock"

Where do the batteries go

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

A piece. Of fruit seems to be popular too.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Use your cock

Where do the batteries go

Up your bum

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

"Use your cock

Where do the batteries go

Up your bum"

Shocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use fab inches and buy ten times too much paint

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

the land of BOBFOC x

"Will you be measuring in fab inches or real inches? X

Fab inches of course. I have actually decided to use my 14inch penis

So the standard 'fab inch', is it still 1 normal inch = 3 fab inches? X

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