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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How fucking annoying can your neighbours be!

On monday i paid over £100 to have my car professionally cleaned.

Once in a blue moon, i park on the road outside my house, and there is a small piece of grass on the path.

Said neighbours decides its a good idea to strim said piece of grass and fucking cover my car and grass at the one time ive parked their in months.

Vent over, what have your neighbours done to annoy you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were they cleaning it with? I could have chucked a bucket of water over it and used my boobs to polish it for £100!

I like my neighbours they are all lovely

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

My neighbours are good

I think she's a slight exhibitionist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What were they cleaning it with? I could have chucked a bucket of water over it and used my boobs to polish it for £100!

I like my neighbours they are all lovely "

It WAS like new lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing....

Annoying twats they are

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Could be worse you could live next to your outlaws

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breathing....

Annoying twats they are"

Sounds a fun story!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be worse you could live next to your outlaws "

Oh wow, you brave soul Belle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What were they cleaning it with? I could have chucked a bucket of water over it and used my boobs to polish it for £100!

I like my neighbours they are all lovely

It WAS like new lol "

My boobs would polish it like new! Maybe your neighbours think your a bit of a dick for paying £100 to have your car washed so did it on purpose.... I would have probably slimed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What were they cleaning it with? I could have chucked a bucket of water over it and used my boobs to polish it for £100!

I like my neighbours they are all lovely

It WAS like new lol

My boobs would polish it like new! Maybe your neighbours think your a bit of a dick for paying £100 to have your car washed so did it on purpose.... I would have probably slimed it "

Im just hoping it blows off as i drive lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Could be worse you could live next to your outlaws

Oh wow, you brave soul Belle lol "

And she hates me like who could hate me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My neighbours are arseholes. 3 adults and 3 children in a 2 bed upstairs flat

Banging and jumping on the floor at 9pm most evenings

flooding us multiple times, ruined kitchen ceiling and bathroom ceiling twice each

Feeding birds on the windowsill, so that we have birdshit and feathers all over our alleyway. Which ruined brickwork and we have to clean

Have a fuck off large trampoline that is on our shared garden path. Had the cheek to ask can they use our garden for the trampoline. Flowed and plants blocking garden path. Using our garden because their side had insects

Inviting people round during lockdown, including a dog. Let people go on our side. Didn’t even knock or ask to say by the way.

Part of it is communication - they don’t speak great English so loads of issues then not understanding when we raise issues with them. Yes they rent but they are blaming the landlord

I hope they fuck off!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be worse you could live next to your outlaws

Oh wow, you brave soul Belle lol

And she hates me like who could hate me "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

New neighbours on one side are lovely (bar the annoying, but unavoidable loud DIY/renovations. Sometimes at 11pm )

Other side is a disgusting hovel with a garden like the Amazon jungle. The last time the Council cleared it, they took out two sofas, a couple of bikes, a shed, all of which couldn't be seen. There are dogs in the house that never go out and everything smells of dog poo. We can't have the kitchen window open in warm weather

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Very loud sex, either late in the evening at the weekend or early during the week. It’s not him it’s her, he obviously knows what he’s doing..,why am I moaning and not knocking on their door

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"New neighbours on one side are lovely (bar the annoying, but unavoidable loud DIY/renovations. Sometimes at 11pm )

Other side is a disgusting hovel with a garden like the Amazon jungle. The last time the Council cleared it, they took out two sofas, a couple of bikes, a shed, all of which couldn't be seen. There are dogs in the house that never go out and everything smells of dog poo. We can't have the kitchen window open in warm weather "

The problem with renovations you can’t always help it. We have had to do things in the evening all early morning due to the emergency.

Our gardern has lots of plastic bags with rubbish in as we have just cleared our shed.

Luckily the landlord for upstairs (we own ours), came around today to resolve. Things will get better

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

One of my neighbours is a young single mum, we get on brilliant but she has a habit of picking assholes for boyfriends that end up hitting her. She knows all she has to do is scream for me and I go running to firstly get her little one out of the horrible situation and secondly to remove the current asshole.....shes ruined a few good meets......yes it's annoying and mostly at the worse time but heyho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour loves his car, so just after he had it cleaned and left it outside my house so I strimmed the garden and covered it in grass

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"My neighbour loves his car, so just after he had it cleaned and left it outside my house so I strimmed the garden and covered it in grass "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My neighbour loves his car, so just after he had it cleaned and left it outside my house so I strimmed the garden and covered it in grass "

Always one clever cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour loves his car, so just after he had it cleaned and left it outside my house so I strimmed the garden and covered it in grass "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"New neighbours on one side are lovely (bar the annoying, but unavoidable loud DIY/renovations. Sometimes at 11pm )

Other side is a disgusting hovel with a garden like the Amazon jungle. The last time the Council cleared it, they took out two sofas, a couple of bikes, a shed, all of which couldn't be seen. There are dogs in the house that never go out and everything smells of dog poo. We can't have the kitchen window open in warm weather

The problem with renovations you can’t always help it. We have had to do things in the evening all early morning due to the emergency.

Our gardern has lots of plastic bags with rubbish in as we have just cleared our shed.

Luckily the landlord for upstairs (we own ours), came around today to resolve. Things will get better "

No, I try not to get annoyed as they sledgehammer walls down at midnight. Our 3yo daughter really loves it

Also working at home with the renovations, teaching live lessons with it sounding like my house will collapse. I understand they need to do it and have only occasionally had to ask them to stop, eg teaching, but it's been ongoing since before the lockdown, so it does get annoying after a while. It's a huge improvement on the previous noise from that party wall, which was a mother and adult son trying to kill each other and the constant smell of industrial strength .

We've not had a minutes peace for over 10 years

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*industrial strength herbal green plant. Forgot the Algorithm would delete

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Our neighbours are fine, both single so very quiet. I hate to think what they say about us though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour loves his car, so just after he had it cleaned and left it outside my house so I strimmed the garden and covered it in grass

Always one clever cunt "

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"New neighbours on one side are lovely (bar the annoying, but unavoidable loud DIY/renovations. Sometimes at 11pm )

Other side is a disgusting hovel with a garden like the Amazon jungle. The last time the Council cleared it, they took out two sofas, a couple of bikes, a shed, all of which couldn't be seen. There are dogs in the house that never go out and everything smells of dog poo. We can't have the kitchen window open in warm weather

The problem with renovations you can’t always help it. We have had to do things in the evening all early morning due to the emergency.

Our gardern has lots of plastic bags with rubbish in as we have just cleared our shed.

Luckily the landlord for upstairs (we own ours), came around today to resolve. Things will get better

No, I try not to get annoyed as they sledgehammer walls down at midnight. Our 3yo daughter really loves it

Also working at home with the renovations, teaching live lessons with it sounding like my house will collapse. I understand they need to do it and have only occasionally had to ask them to stop, eg teaching, but it's been ongoing since before the lockdown, so it does get annoying after a while. It's a huge improvement on the previous noise from that party wall, which was a mother and adult son trying to kill each other and the constant smell of industrial strength .

We've not had a minutes peace for over 10 years "

That’s taking the piss!!!!!

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