FabSwingers.com forum: Best or Worst Chat-up Lines

By *ower Couple - Norfolk OP Couple
over a year ago

Watton

Nice simple fun, what has been the best or worst chat up lines you have used/received?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you, may I eat your fish taco? I need proteins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you, may I eat your fish taco? I need proteins "

No fucking way, this actually get used?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you, may I eat your fish taco? I need proteins

No fucking way, this actually get used?"

Well I did used it twice and it worked with Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you, may I eat your fish taco? I need proteins

No fucking way, this actually get used?

Well I did used it twice and it worked with Babs

Mind you she is easy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Does this smell of chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice simple fun, what has been the best or worst chat up lines you have used/received?"

I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are you a spanner cause you really tighten my nuts

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do you want to come home and watch porn on my widescreen mirror

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hey you, may I eat your fish taco? I need proteins

No fucking way, this actually get used?

Well I did used it twice and it worked with Babs

He did and it did

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hey you, may I eat your fish taco? I need proteins

No fucking way, this actually get used?

Well I did used it twice and it worked with Babs

He did and it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often or did you spill your drink on the floor.

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey you, may I eat your fish taco? I need proteins

No fucking way, this actually get used?

Well I did used it twice and it worked with Babs

Wow, good on him though, good catch

He did and it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clicking at me repeatedly from his table as I walked past I said " do you want something" he replied

" if I can make you cum that quickly using just my fingers imagine what I can do with the rest of my body" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an artist, will you be my muse?

I married the woman who used that line on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, you're like a bird of paradise....... Well your nose is like a hawky beak

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