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Telltale signs that you had too much to drink the night before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are clear giveaways that you had too much to drink the night before?

I woke up this morning fully clothed with the lights still on.

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are clear giveaways that you had too much to drink the night before?

I woke up this morning fully clothed with the lights still on.

How about you?"

.. been there haha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You've d*unk something you don't normally but it was alcohol so at 3am you didn't care, it's usually something leftover from Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been a while but I used to regularly wake up naked with random dirty road cones I’d picked up when too d*unk.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Your first port of call on the morning is the toilet to put your head down it. uhurgh hate hangovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s been a while but I used to regularly wake up naked with random dirty road cones I’d picked up when too d*unk."

That's not a nice thing to call a lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s been a while but I used to regularly wake up naked with random dirty road cones I’d picked up when too d*unk.

That's not a nice thing to call a lady! "

Fucking crying!!

Yeah Sam.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your first port of call on the morning is the toilet to put your head down it. uhurgh hate hangovers"

I don’t get them. Could drink my body weight in alcohol and be fine the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look in give Mirror and see makeup spread across your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you look in give Mirror and see makeup spread across your face "

I don’t have that problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wake up next to a kebab wrapper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you look in give Mirror and see makeup spread across your face

I don’t have that problem "

You need to purchase a mirror then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you look in give Mirror and see makeup spread across your face

I don’t have that problem "

Maybe someone else’s makeup spread across your face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You wake up next to a kebab wrapper!"

Yes. Woke up on a subway sandwich before. Perfect pillow. One you can eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you look in give Mirror and see makeup spread across your face

I don’t have that problem

You need to purchase a mirror then! "

I think I do. One that needs mounting on the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you look in give Mirror and see makeup spread across your face

I don’t have that problem

Maybe someone else’s makeup spread across your face? "

Now that has happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bought an iPhone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You bought an iPhone "

I have an Android work phone and it is a piece of shit and always crashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You bought an iPhone

I have an Android work phone and it is a piece of shit and always crashes. "

I've got about 5 android phones - 4, reflashed, being used as basically mini computers around the house - and they all work perfectly

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When you go out to walk down your road and see the neighbours hedges are looking bruised, damaged and raggedy where you played "grand national" on the way home.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"It’s been a while but I used to regularly wake up naked with random dirty road cones I’d picked up when too d*unk."

My oh used to do that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've never been d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll tell you tomorrow

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I've never been d*unk "

So you have never peed in the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It feels like a badger has taken a shit in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been d*unk "

Fucking liar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being woken at silly o'clock whilst sleeping stark naked on the toilet by an unsuspecting household member

Or so I've been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 56 and I can honestly say iv never pissed the bed no matter how smashed I get, my mate shit all over his wife though

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm 56 and I can honestly say iv never pissed the bed no matter how smashed I get, my mate shit all over his wife though "

are they still together

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've never been d*unk

So you have never peed in the wardrobe "

Erm .. No lol . I've been in some states in the past believe me but never that bad

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By *aughty Nuneaton FunMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

The old I thought it was a fart, I thought it would be safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 56 and I can honestly say iv never pissed the bed no matter how smashed I get, my mate shit all over his wife though

are they still together "

My thoughts exactly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've never been d*unk

Fucking liar!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 56 and I can honestly say iv never pissed the bed no matter how smashed I get, my mate shit all over his wife though

are they still together "

No they're not, not because of that though, I think he shit on someone else's wife

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The 4 day hangover.....

And a lot of leaves all over the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm 56 and I can honestly say iv never pissed the bed no matter how smashed I get, my mate shit all over his wife though

are they still together

No they're not, not because of that though, I think he shit on someone else's wife "

Ohh ffs

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I'm 56 and I can honestly say iv never pissed the bed no matter how smashed I get, my mate shit all over his wife though

are they still together

No they're not, not because of that though, I think he shit on someone else's wife "

Bloody hell!! Proper laughing at that!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I haven't been d*unk or pissed in about 5 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some. A nice grey track suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I check the messages I sent that night on my phone

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

When your kebab or pizza 'compass' has become your pillow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I open one eye and the room is spinning. Not happened for a good few years thankfully.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Insatiable desire for early morning sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killer drooth, like I will never not be thirsty again!

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Lytchett Matravers

When you wake up with a broken off car aerial in your bed and your flat mate is complaining that someone has vandalised their car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I check the messages I sent that night on my phone "

Oh god - I used to do that a lot.

The have complete hangxiety the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer fear

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Alcohol breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wake up next to a kebab wrapper!"

You wake up with your face in the kebab wrapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up with a man who is not my husband!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I one woke up still in my jeans but they were wet from the knees down. Took me a few minutes to realise I had slept with my legs sticking out of the tent and it had rained while I was asleep

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By *iger-NWMan
over a year ago

Preston

When you get the last bus home, fall asleep and wake up back at the original destination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking up with a man who is not my husband! "

Ooooooh your mighty fine

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Newbury

When you wake up and it’s daylight but you’re still on the last train out of London from the night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I check the messages I sent that night on my phone

Oh god - I used to do that a lot.

The have complete hangxiety the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wake up next to a kebab wrapper!"

You wake up wearing some of the kebab

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