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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The ultimate p_edator..

Unchanged since the dinosaur times..

Not sure whether to admire or despise ..

Buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look awesome.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

what happened to the sharks op

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I dunno why but I always wanted some crocodile skin shoes

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"what happened to the sharks op"

Both pure killers

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I dunno why but I always wanted some crocodile skin shoes"

My money would be on the crocodile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip for you guys never climb in a bath with a baby one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocodile.....is a wonderful word.

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

Never wear crox

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

How dangerous are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How dangerous are they?"

Find one, piss it off, I’m sure you’ll find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never smile at a crocodile....

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am serious.. evil buggers

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Treat with utmost respect and fear.... or they snap you!!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Treat with utmost respect and fear.... or they snap you!!"

Agreed .. cunning creatures

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Streuth ...not as dangerous as stingrays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about alligators?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Sue Charlton: Is it dead? (asking about the crocodile with a knife in it's head)

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee:  Well, if it isn't, I'm gonna have a hell of a job skinning the b*stard.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Streuth ...not as dangerous as stingrays "

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"what happened to the sharks op"

Crocodiles ate all the sharks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno why but I always wanted some crocodile skin shoes"

Haha I’ve got a joke about crocodile skin shoes but it’s long winded and I can’t be arsed right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ultimate p_edator..

Unchanged since the dinosaur times..

Not sure whether to admire or despise ..

Buggers "

They're amazing dino-bastards aren't they? Although I think Sharks have a better claim to being the ultimate in evolution.

Sharks have been around before plants. PLANTS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught on camera I think was the program

Showing a leopard taking a croc out with one bite..... amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ultimate p_edator..

Unchanged since the dinosaur times..

Not sure whether to admire or despise ..

Buggers

They're amazing dino-bastards aren't they? Although I think Sharks have a better claim to being the ultimate in evolution.

Sharks have been around before plants. PLANTS!"

What about the broccoli shark? The biggest most deadly shark on earth

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Liopleurodon - now that was a big bastard!

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

I would say crocs are more dangerous.

As a shark will only attack you if you're wet

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Caught on camera I think was the program

Showing a leopard taking a croc out with one bite..... amazing "

i think it was a jaguar and a caiman

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"I dunno why but I always wanted some crocodile skin shoes"

Your not called Jimmy nail by any chance or you.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"The ultimate p_edator..

Unchanged since the dinosaur times..

Not sure whether to admire or despise ..

Buggers

They're amazing dino-bastards aren't they? Although I think Sharks have a better claim to being the ultimate in evolution.

Sharks have been around before plants. PLANTS!

What about the broccoli shark? The biggest most deadly shark on earth"

That's the vegetarian one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've held an alligator before but the closest I've come to a crocodile is having one on my polo shirt.

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

Apparently their unconcerned by your presence if your more than six feet beneath the surface of the river lake , water hole they are loafing in.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Definitely admire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a creature way more dangerous than a crocodile.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"There's a creature way more dangerous than a crocodile."

Depends on what you class as dangerous.

If you're talking about "deadly to people" (and discounting people as p_edators) then the deadliest creature is probably the mosquito.

Cal

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I would say crocs are more dangerous.

As a shark will only attack you if you're wet"

So unless you're a horny woman you're safe ?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We went to the Florida Everglades and saw alligators. We were told the main difference between alligators an crocodiles. I was wondering if you guys know, just as a little quiz.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Tip for you guys never climb in a bath with a baby one. "

Hmmm.. read the whole thread to see if anyone asked the obvious..

Why not, and tell all

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not sure but I know the difference between a buffalo and a bison..

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went to the Florida Everglades and saw alligators. We were told the main difference between alligators an crocodiles. I was wondering if you guys know, just as a little quiz. "

If you see teeth when the mouth is shut, it’s a croc’. If not, it’s a ‘gator.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Americans like to have the largest, longest, biggest, etc

They started calling their Crocs alligators when the saw the size of those Nile saltwater Crocs..

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

I’m petrified of them don’t know why but I dream about them all the time so scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small ones are cute though. Big eyes, cute little razor sharp teeth, little nostrils...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Snappy bastards..

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They are as cold blooded as Dracula as as evil and cunning as any vampire

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"They are as cold blooded as Dracula as as evil and cunning as any vampire"

See i would say humans are the only evil animals there just doing the thing would never hurt you unless you get in the space..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"The ultimate p_edator..

Unchanged since the dinosaur times..

Not sure whether to admire or despise ..

Buggers "

They haven’t needed to change, they got it right the first time. Don’t need to expel too much energy to capture food, lie in wait, then boooom!! digest it all, bones, skin, cartilage, slow digestion so no need to hunt every day, you can’t get fairer than that

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I’m petrified of them don’t know why but I dream about them all the time so scary "

Do you need a hug

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Do you get many in Colchester?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Do you get many in Colchester? "

Nah sharks ate ‘em all

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The mosquito is more dangerous and has killed more people.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"We went to the Florida Everglades and saw alligators. We were told the main difference between alligators an crocodiles. I was wondering if you guys know, just as a little quiz.

If you see teeth when the mouth is shut, it’s a croc’. If not, it’s a ‘gator. "

The main difference is that alligators are freshwater animals and crocodiles are saltwater animals. Alligators live inland and crocs live by the sea.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Are English mosquitoes dangerous ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If a saltwater croc had a fight with a Great White..

Same weight..

Who would win ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are English mosquitoes dangerous ?"

Probably after a few beers

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The salt water Nile croc would destroy any alligator

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You know when Tarzan and the crocodile would have a fight every week, do you think they discussed it first and decided who would win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when Tarzan and the crocodile would have a fight every week, do you think they discussed it first and decided who would win?

"

I reckon old croc was paid handsomely though. Wallygator remember him?

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By *bi_AstrayTV/TS
over a year ago

Plymouth


"How dangerous are they?"

Salt water crocs are well known to attack humans, and the most dangerous species of croc. Sharks not so much, they are a handful of species that are more aggressive than the rest, Whites, Tiger and Bull sharks tend to do the most biting.

If a salt water croc gets you, you're probably going to die, if a shark gets you, you're just as likely to just be missing a bite size chunk or two. Apparently they don't really like the taste of humans and generally attack after mistaking people for prey.

I've swam with hund_eds of sharks whilst scuba diving, once in Indonesia some fuckwits started chumming the water directly above us, Just dove down a bit sat on the bottom and took some good photos If I see a jellyfish, I'm off like a shot lol

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"How dangerous are they?

Salt water crocs are well known to attack humans, and the most dangerous species of croc. Sharks not so much, they are a handful of species that are more aggressive than the rest, Whites, Tiger and Bull sharks tend to do the most biting.

If a salt water croc gets you, you're probably going to die, if a shark gets you, you're just as likely to just be missing a bite size chunk or two. Apparently they don't really like the taste of humans and generally attack after mistaking people for prey.

I've swam with hund_eds of sharks whilst scuba diving, once in Indonesia some fuckwits started chumming the water directly above us, Just dove down a bit sat on the bottom and took some good photos If I see a jellyfish, I'm off like a shot lol"

So confirmed.. the Nile Saltwater croc the most dangerous..

Evil buggers.. where do Anacondas fit it...

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By *bi_AstrayTV/TS
over a year ago

Plymouth


"We went to the Florida Everglades and saw alligators. We were told the main difference between alligators an crocodiles. I was wondering if you guys know, just as a little quiz.

If you see teeth when the mouth is shut, it’s a croc’. If not, it’s a ‘gator.

The main difference is that alligators are freshwater animals and crocodiles are saltwater animals. Alligators live inland and crocs live by the sea. "

Most crocodiles live in freshwater, the salt water croc on the other hand, doesn't.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And the giant anaconda?

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By *bi_AstrayTV/TS
over a year ago

Plymouth


"How dangerous are they?

Salt water crocs are well known to attack humans, and the most dangerous species of croc. Sharks not so much, they are a handful of species that are more aggressive than the rest, Whites, Tiger and Bull sharks tend to do the most biting.

If a salt water croc gets you, you're probably going to die, if a shark gets you, you're just as likely to just be missing a bite size chunk or two. Apparently they don't really like the taste of humans and generally attack after mistaking people for prey.

I've swam with hund_eds of sharks whilst scuba diving, once in Indonesia some fuckwits started chumming the water directly above us, Just dove down a bit sat on the bottom and took some good photos If I see a jellyfish, I'm off like a shot lol

So confirmed.. the Nile Saltwater croc the most dangerous..

Evil buggers.. where do Anacondas fit it..."

Not sure about the Nile croc, the ones that live mainly in Northern Australia are well known for being very dangerous, they've tagged and tracked them covering a few thousand miles of open ocean to get to Indonesia and Papua New Guinea. They tend to hang out in the mangroves and eat anything that moves that they can catch.

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By *bi_AstrayTV/TS
over a year ago

Plymouth


"And the giant anaconda?"

I've seen the picture of the one that died after eating a large alligator or crocodile, they can get huge. Are they constrictors? I guess it would be down to the size of the individual and which one attacks first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many croc related deaths in UK?

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By *bi_AstrayTV/TS
over a year ago

Plymouth


" How many croc related deaths in UK?"

Not many, being they're not a native species.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"The Americans like to have the largest, longest, biggest, etc

They started calling their Crocs alligators when the saw the size of those Nile saltwater Crocs.."

I think the Nile saltwater ones have had more people for lunch or Inju_ed people.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Ozzie's call them salties and they are protected and grow huge...

The ultimate killing machine unchanged for millions of years... Not sure if they are good eating tho

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


" How many croc related deaths in UK?"

132 people died from the embarrassment of wearing them, more if white socks were worn as well

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The Ozzie's call them salties and they are protected and grow huge...

The ultimate killing machine unchanged for millions of years... Not sure if they are good eating tho"

The Aussies only call saltwater crocs salties. Clue is in the name, really

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The Ozzie's call them salties and they are protected and grow huge...

The ultimate killing machine unchanged for millions of years... Not sure if they are good eating tho

The Aussies only call saltwater crocs salties. Clue is in the name, really"

Are they good eating...I hear the tail meat make great steaks

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"The Ozzie's call them salties and they are protected and grow huge...

The ultimate killing machine unchanged for millions of years... Not sure if they are good eating tho"

Tom mate, compa_ed to mankind crocodiles are bloody angels..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The Ozzie's call them salties and they are protected and grow huge...

The ultimate killing machine unchanged for millions of years... Not sure if they are good eating tho

The Aussies only call saltwater crocs salties. Clue is in the name, really

Are they good eating...I hear the tail meat make great steaks "

Haven't eaten them. Couldn't say. Roos are good eating

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"The Ozzie's call them salties and they are protected and grow huge...

The ultimate killing machine unchanged for millions of years... Not sure if they are good eating tho

Tom mate, compa_ed to mankind crocodiles are bloody angels.."

Agreed, the Croc's just doing what it does for food, not taking home trophies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like crocs.

but i also like hippos.

they mad mothers them hippos

you dont piss off a hippo.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"i like crocs.

but i also like hippos.

they mad mothers them hippos

you dont piss off a hippo."

I was once told that hippos are very dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We went to the Florida Everglades and saw alligators. We were told the main difference between alligators an crocodiles. I was wondering if you guys know, just as a little quiz. "

One will see you later ...one will see you in a while.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

They make nice shoes, very snappy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crocodile can grow up to 15 feet...

Glad I'm not buying their school shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

95% of Egyptian crocodiles believe the moon landings were fake...

They're in denial

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"i like crocs.

but i also like hippos.

they mad mothers them hippos

you dont piss off a hippo.

I was once told that hippos are very dangerous. "

Yep..A lot more deaths through hippos than crocs. Croc is ambush p_edator not stupid and not especially aggressive. Drowns prey. Sits waits kills eat repeat when hungry. Hippos on other hand chase on land and in water will attack when they themselves have gone to look in curiosity. Attack first ask questions later. Not generally carnivorous but certainly deadly with a bite force that will go through a a person falling out of a boat the hippo has just deliberately capsized. Crocs avoid hippos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How dangerous are they?

Salt water crocs are well known to attack humans, and the most dangerous species of croc. Sharks not so much, they are a handful of species that are more aggressive than the rest, Whites, Tiger and Bull sharks tend to do the most biting.

If a salt water croc gets you, you're probably going to die, if a shark gets you, you're just as likely to just be missing a bite size chunk or two. Apparently they don't really like the taste of humans and generally attack after mistaking people for prey.

I've swam with hund_eds of sharks whilst scuba diving, once in Indonesia some fuckwits started chumming the water directly above us, Just dove down a bit sat on the bottom and took some good photos If I see a jellyfish, I'm off like a shot lol

So confirmed.. the Nile Saltwater croc the most dangerous..

Evil buggers.. where do Anacondas fit it..."

The Nile Crocodile and the Saltwater Crocodile are two different species. There is no such thing as a Nile saltwater croc

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But hippos tip boats...

If the hippo does not get you then presumably the crocs will.. I thought a hippo was vegetarian ... Are they evil buggers?

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By *hristeresa12Couple
over a year ago

Totnes


" How many croc related deaths in UK?

Not many, being they're not a native species.

"

Good job too or we'd all be in croc-down.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


" How many croc related deaths in UK?

Not many, being they're not a native species.

Good job too or we'd all be in croc-down."

We deal with enough crocs of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saltwater crocodiles are inc_edible creatures. Unless you're in the bathtub with one... Xx

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Anyone see the footage Today of the Salt Water Croc swimming alongside the boat in Australia? It was behaving almost like a dolphin?

Albeit an angry dolphin that wants to eat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ultimate p_edator..

Unchanged since the dinosaur times..

Not sure whether to admire or despise ..

Buggers "

Sharks too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like their snap.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

they taste nice when you eat them.

actually taste like fish but with the texture of chicken.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Steve Irwin walks into a bar with a crocodile on a lead. The barman says:

"You can't bring that in here mate, it'll eat my clients".

" No mate, he's gentle as you like. He gives blowjobs too"!

"Bollocks"!! Says the barman. "Prove it"!

"Okie dokie", says Steve.

Quick as a flash Steve produces a big wooden mallet out of his rucksack, wholoping the crock square between the eyes and sending said crock into a bit of a daze. Unzipping his fly Steve places his semi into the crocks mouth and the crock sucks and licks the cock hard, until there's a groan and Steve finishes over the crocks head.

"Nice trick mate"says the barman."But he's your pet, from the zoo. He knows you. Get him out he's dangerous"!

"Well would anyone else like a go"? Says Steve.

"I would"! Shouts the barmaid. "Just don't hit me so hard over the head"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like their snap. "

if you must play cards with a crocodile...don't let him see your hand

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Caught on camera I think was the program

Showing a leopard taking a croc out with one bite..... amazing "

It was a cayman. They are tiny compa_ed to crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like crocodile logos on my t-shirts....

I'm Lacoste intolerant.

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs


"I don't like crocodile logos on my t-shirts....

I'm Lacoste intolerant."

Next will be sheep T shirts logo that's where this country is going

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