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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

Imagine that you were messaging someone on this thread for the first time. What would you say.

Pick someone and post your best shot at a first message (even if you know them already)

Who’s in.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hi. ..howz u?

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

We need a few people to join up before this will work

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Errr Vine, remember me, we've already messaged but thought I'd pop this in your box anyway - hope you're good mate?"

That kind of thing?

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


""Errr Vine, remember me, we've already messaged but thought I'd pop this in your box anyway - hope you're good mate?"

That kind of thing? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemini Man, do you have a twin?

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place

Jamie Hants

Hi, I really like your elephant pendant! My trunk isn’t very long but I do like buns!

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Dear Vine, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

Something along these lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twinnie, i love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello vine,I'm liked you from afar so thought it was time that I sent you a message,because as they say up North shy bairns get most,you look really good,I think that we could share a good laugh if nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Vine can I sit on your face and read war and peace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about first message, but I know what my last message to one lady was: I got her real name wrong three times. Can't think why she blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/08/20 21:41:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your pants.. I think they would look even nicer round your ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie... I'd drench the trench for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight Fetish let’s get weird

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Midnight I like your pants the ones you coloured in yourself you weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know about first message, but I know what my last message to one lady was: I got her real name wrong three times. Can't think why she blocked me "

Oh dear

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"Hey Vine can I sit on your face and read war and peace?"

I do have a face that makes women want to sit on it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty Belle, how do you like you white wine, dry or fruity x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty belle - would you mind picking up the soap for me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know about first message, but I know what my last message to one lady was: I got her real name wrong three times. Can't think why she blocked me

Oh dear "

Oh I know.. Proper School boy error lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight I like your pants the ones you coloured in yourself you weirdo "

Haha weirdo

Omg I'm too cute, no you are too cute

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Busty Belle, how do you like you white wine, dry or fruity x"

What if I told you it was apple juice I don’t like wine at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just gonna spam all of you with pics of my cock and say 'sup babe' ...repeatedly

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Busty belle - would you mind picking up the soap for me ? "

Of course

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Midnight I like your pants the ones you coloured in yourself you weirdo

Haha weirdo

Omg I'm too cute, no you are too cute "

So freakin cute

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"I'm just gonna spam all of you with pics of my cock and say 'sup babe' ...repeatedly"

I’d overlook the cock pics if I got a ‘sup babe’ from you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know about first message, but I know what my last message to one lady was: I got her real name wrong three times. Can't think why she blocked me

Oh dear

Oh I know.. Proper School boy error lol"

You live and learn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Busty Belle, how do you like you white wine, dry or fruity x

What if I told you it was apple juice I don’t like wine at all "

Damn! I’m always shit at first message, am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No great surprise that vine blanked my comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed."
if you were my judge , I'd ask for a peak under your cloak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By *Vine OP   Man
over a year ago

The right place


"No great surprise that vine blanked my comment "

Oops, sorry I just scrolled back up and saw it.

Aw! Thanks lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No great surprise that vine blanked my comment

Oops, sorry I just scrolled back up and saw it.

Aw! Thanks lovely "

Your forgiving,and your welcome

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By *ev and DeeMan
over a year ago

catterick

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If i bring the wine

Would you like one too

We can picnic under the stars

And see the moon

I will look at you romantically

Then va va voom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

If i bring the wine

Would you like one too

We can picnic under the stars

And see the moon

I will look at you romantically

Then va va voom"

That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAP

Or if shes a newbie, I have my copy and paste message!

Hey there....welcome to fab...I hope it treats ya well and you find what you're looking for. Get back in touch if ya fancy chatting with me sometime! X

Surprising how much this works.....then it fizzles out!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

If i bring the wine

Would you like one too

We can picnic under the stars

And see the moon

I will look at you romantically

Then va va voom

That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie "

Ohh yeah let’s have a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you enjoy white ford transits?

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By *ev and DeeMan
over a year ago

catterick


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

If i bring the wine

Would you like one too

We can picnic under the stars

And see the moon

I will look at you romantically

Then va va voom

That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie

Ohh yeah let’s have a threesome "

Red, white or presseco, your choice ??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

If i bring the wine

Would you like one too

We can picnic under the stars

And see the moon

I will look at you romantically

Then va va voom

That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie

Ohh yeah let’s have a threesome

Red, white or presseco, your choice ??"

Emm can we change it to whiskey

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By *ev and DeeMan
over a year ago

catterick


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

If i bring the wine

Would you like one too

We can picnic under the stars

And see the moon

I will look at you romantically

Then va va voom

That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie

Ohh yeah let’s have a threesome

Red, white or presseco, your choice ??

Emm can we change it to whiskey "

Anything you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Vine

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Vine, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

Something along these lines "

Stan? Is that you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed."

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I won't lie I think you are rather attractive and I find your profile appealing.

I was trying to think of something witty/clever to say to try to attract you into a conversation but I think I've used my 'mojo' up on the forum for the moment - so I've opted for straight forward instead.'

One of my actual 1st messages. We're still messaging

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London, Edinburgh


"Twinnie, i love you "

So tell me, just what was the bad thing that you did today. You know you can tell me anything?

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London, Edinburgh


"FAF "

So Cheeky, what are we dipping in the Marmite jar first?

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