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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a long week I have had.

Finally we can celebrate the last bank holiday of the summer.

So the bar is open for all. What may I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of wet please Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of wet please Hope

Every time I have to say I am not sure if I can stretch to a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of wet please Hope

make that 2 please Hope

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello Hope! Happy Bank Holiday Weekend!

So I would like a pumpkin spice latte please with cream and cinnamon lightly sprinkled on top. It's basically autumn now isn't it? I know it's Lorenzo's favourite as well so if you could prep one ready for him now that would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I please have large glass of Yellow Tail Jammy Red Roo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Hope! Happy Bank Holiday Weekend!

So I would like a pumpkin spice latte please with cream and cinnamon lightly sprinkled on top. It's basically autumn now isn't it? I know it's Lorenzo's favourite as well

so if you could prep one ready for him now that would be great."

Happy one to you too Meli x

Our heating kicked in so it must be time for warming treats.

2 special lattes on the way with some handmade biscotti on the side xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of wet please Hope

make that 2 please Hope

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I please have large glass of Yellow Tail Jammy Red Roo xx"

You can have it. I am not sure if I can say it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

Is that a real drink Nippy Shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

Is that a real drink Nippy Shit?

Yeah, Del boy drinks 'em.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

Is that a real drink Nippy Shit?

Yeah, Del boy drinks 'em.....

Well you learn something new. Habe a cocktail umbrella too xx

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor

Hey Hope,happy Friday

Could I have a pint of cider please (might as well as it's still just about summer!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

Is that a real drink Nippy Shit?

Yeah, Del boy drinks 'em.....

Well you learn something new. Habe a cocktail umbrella too xx "

Can you stretch to a fold-out paper pineapple on a cocktail stick and a tinsel top stirrer....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Zombie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Hope,happy Friday

Could I have a pint of cider please (might as well as it's still just about summer!)"

Why not indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Hope.

Can I have a long island iced tea please?

Happy Friday everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

Is that a real drink Nippy Shit?

Yeah, Del boy drinks 'em.....

Well you learn something new. Habe a cocktail umbrella too xx

Can you stretch to a fold-out paper pineapple on a cocktail stick and a tinsel top stirrer....?

You are taking advantage of my love for you now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Zombie"

Zombie coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Hope.

Can I have a long island iced tea please?

Happy Friday everyone x"

Long Island Iced Tea for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triple gin and tonic please Hope

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Pina colada and a walk in the dunes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Triple gin and tonic please Hope

Why not have 4 measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love a rum and please hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada and a walk in the dunes please

I guess you will want a cocktail brolly too

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Feeling a bit autumnal today so I'll have a glass or two of red please... preferably a merlot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would love a rum and please hope "

If a please will please you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feeling a bit autumnal today so I'll have a glass or two of red please... preferably a merlot

Have a bottle. I am sure someone will be happy to join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I need something strong and sweet after a very stressful week!

surprise me?!

Happy Weekend everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Hope my lovely..

Please can I have a large jack Daniels and ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been shifting 2 tones of mortar today my i have larger and also like show of my new jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hope how was your week? Please may I have a strawberries and cream Bailey's please with lots of ice and whatever your having lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I need something strong and sweet after a very stressful week!

surprise me?!

Happy Weekend everyone

"
i am strong and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

Is that a real drink Nippy Shit?

Yeah, Del boy drinks 'em.....

Well you learn something new. Habe a cocktail umbrella too xx

Can you stretch to a fold-out paper pineapple on a cocktail stick and a tinsel top stirrer....?

You are taking advantage of my love for you now?

Awww that's soooooo sweet!

Sweeter than my Stallion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy and pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I need something strong and sweet after a very stressful week!

surprise me?!

Happy Weekend everyone

I shall make you a Greydon's cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Hope my lovely..

Please can I have a large jack Daniels and ..

What is the and Sassy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"been shifting 2 tones of mortar today my i have larger and also like show of my new jacket

Lager coming up. Where is the jacket?

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Feeling a bit autumnal today so I'll have a glass or two of red please... preferably a merlot

Have a bottle. I am sure someone will be happy to join you

I do hope so, who knows what will happen if I'm left to drink the whole bottle in my own

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey hope how was your week? Please may I have a strawberries and cream Bailey's please with lots of ice and whatever your having lovely xx"

Busy but good thanks for asking. I hope you have been having an enjoyable one.

Strawberry Baileys on the way. I have put a side dish of strawberries with it too for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redbreast 15 yr old please, neat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey nohope my lovely

Please may I have a large Caribbean Stallion, with sparkler in it, innit.....

Is that a real drink Nippy Shit?

Yeah, Del boy drinks 'em.....

Well you learn something new. Habe a cocktail umbrella too xx

Can you stretch to a fold-out paper pineapple on a cocktail stick and a tinsel top stirrer....?

You are taking advantage of my love for you now?

Awww that's soooooo sweet!

Sweeter than my Stallion....

I am sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brandy and pls

Have a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feeling a bit autumnal today so I'll have a glass or two of red please... preferably a merlot

Have a bottle. I am sure someone will be happy to join you

I do hope so, who knows what will happen if I'm left to drink the whole bottle in my own

K x"

I will keep an eye out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been shifting 2 tones of mortar today my i have larger and also like show of my new jacket

Lager coming up. Where is the jacket? "
profile pic the white one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Hope my lovely..

Please can I have a large jack Daniels and ..

What is the and Sassy?

Cant say that word as it doesn't let you lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triple gin and tonic please Hope

Why not have 4 measures

One on the house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Redbreast 15 yr old please, neat."

I love all these different drinks.

Of I her sunburnt then I have a redbreast 49

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Hope my lovely..

Please can I have a large jack Daniels and ..

What is the and Sassy?

Cant say that word as it doesn't let you lol..."

Cola. I thought it was something cheeky

Me and my corrupt mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Triple gin and tonic please Hope

Why not have 4 measures

One on the house?

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of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"been shifting 2 tones of mortar today my i have larger and also like show of my new jacket

Lager coming up. Where is the jacket? profile pic the white one

Very rock and roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triple gin and tonic please Hope

Why not have 4 measures

One on the house?

of course

Stay I stay the night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Triple gin and tonic please Hope

Why not have 4 measures

One on the house?

of course

Stay I stay the night?

You know me - open all hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey hope how was your week? Please may I have a strawberries and cream Bailey's please with lots of ice and whatever your having lovely xx

Busy but good thanks for asking. I hope you have been having an enjoyable one.

Strawberry Baileys on the way. I have put a side dish of strawberries with it too for you x "

That's good it's been ok the weather hasn't been helping my mood but that can't be helped. Thanks for my drink I shall feed someone else the strawberries as I'm not overly keen on them but your a star xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have another rum and please hope x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Spiced rum and cherry max please honey.... And make it an extra large! Got to get ready for this elegant event after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been shifting 2 tones of mortar today my i have larger and also like show of my new jacket

Lager coming up. Where is the jacket? profile pic the white one

Very rock and roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey hope how was your week? Please may I have a strawberries and cream Bailey's please with lots of ice and whatever your having lovely xx

Busy but good thanks for asking. I hope you have been having an enjoyable one.

Strawberry Baileys on the way. I have put a side dish of strawberries with it too for you x

The weather has been pants hasn't it.

Funny how you like a strawberry drink but not strawberries. I am sure someone will take them off your hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have another rum and please hope x"

Double on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and cherry max please honey.... And make it an extra large! Got to get ready for this elegant event after all! "

Supersized for you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Spiced rum and cherry max please honey.... And make it an extra large! Got to get ready for this elegant event after all!

Supersized for you

Suits

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Had a beer in a pub recently called "Butcombe" pronounced "butt cum"!

It was fun asking for a pint of the barmaids Butt Cum!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What a long week I have had.

Finally we can celebrate the last bank holiday of the summer.

So the bar is open for all. What may I get you?

A stiff double hendricks with a splash of tonic please Hope x might as well continue what I started a lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo auntie!

Pour a large martini on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a beer in a pub recently called "Butcombe" pronounced "butt cum"!

It was fun asking for a pint of the barmaids Butt Cum!

That is very Porky'sesque

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a long week I have had.

Finally we can celebrate the last bank holiday of the summer.

So the bar is open for all. What may I get you?

A stiff double hendricks with a splash of tonic please Hope x might as well continue what I started a lunch"

Sounds like you have been enjoying your day DC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo auntie!

Pour a large martini on the rocks please

Yo Tender is the surf up man?

One martini on the rocks coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yo auntie!

Pour a large martini on the rocks please

Yo Tender is the surf up man?

One martini on the rocks coming up

I’ll surf your turf auntie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo auntie!

Pour a large martini on the rocks please

Yo Tender is the surf up man?

One martini on the rocks coming up

I’ll surf your turf auntie

You tease

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"What a long week I have had.

Finally we can celebrate the last bank holiday of the summer.

So the bar is open for all. What may I get you?

A stiff double hendricks with a splash of tonic please Hope x might as well continue what I started a lunch

Sounds like you have been enjoying your day DC

It was pleasant if a little wet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I was have my dinner, has anyone agreed to show vag yet....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a long week I have had.

Finally we can celebrate the last bank holiday of the summer.

So the bar is open for all. What may I get you?

A stiff double hendricks with a splash of tonic please Hope x might as well continue what I started a lunch

Sounds like you have been enjoying your day DC

It was pleasant if a little wet! "

That is August for us Augustinians

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, I was have my dinner, has anyone agreed to show vag yet....?

I am slicing cucumber does that help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Hope

May I please have a chilled bottle of Prosecco and a double pink gin chaser

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider

I’m still waiting

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider

I’m still waiting

I'm still waiting for my beaver pic

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Evening all, may I get a spiced rum and with ice please

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Already had a few gins! And I've got work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Hope

May I please have a chilled bottle of Prosecco and a double pink gin chaser

Hello Cheeky. Sorry I got caught with a rush in the kitchen.

Have it on the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider

Pint of cider on the house for your wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all, may I get a spiced rum and with ice please

One spiced rum coming up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Already had a few gins! And I've got work tomorrow

We won't tell

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Evening all

Please may I have a pint of cider

Pint of cider on the house for your wait

Yay thank you kindly

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Since it’s Friday I’ll have a drop of jack Daniels’s please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since it’s Friday I’ll have a drop of jack Daniels’s please

Pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very cold pint of decent cider please x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I have a lot of catching up to do Hope. May I have a margarita please, no salt.

Hello everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you having Hope?

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Prosecco please.. I need bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very cold pint of decent cider please x"

I would never be indecent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a lot of catching up to do Hope. May I have a margarita please, no salt.

Hello everyone."

Hello Lorraine. Are you well. One salt free margarita coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you having Hope?"

Oh I am a strange one. Diet cola,water or black coffee. I make cheap date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prosecco please.. I need bubbles. "

Bubbles fizzing away for you now.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I have a lot of catching up to do Hope. May I have a margarita please, no salt.

Hello everyone.

Hello Lorraine. Are you well. One salt free margarita coming right up x"

I’m very well thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a lot of catching up to do Hope. May I have a margarita please, no salt.

Hello everyone.

Hello Lorraine. Are you well. One salt free margarita coming right up x

I’m very well thank you.

Is it holiday weekend in America?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I have a lot of catching up to do Hope. May I have a margarita please, no salt.

Hello everyone.

Hello Lorraine. Are you well. One salt free margarita coming right up x

I’m very well thank you.

Is it holiday weekend in America? "

No September 7th, labour day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a lot of catching up to do Hope. May I have a margarita please, no salt.

Hello everyone.

Hello Lorraine. Are you well. One salt free margarita coming right up x

I’m very well thank you.

Is it holiday weekend in America?

No September 7th, labour day."

We can have an extra one for you next week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redbreast 15 yr old please, neat.

I love all these different drinks.

Of I her sunburnt then I have a redbreast 49

clever

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