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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are some of the biggest fibs which are common to Fab? Keep it light hearted please, serious threads make me uncomfortable

Here's mine:

"Pending approval (doesn't take long)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

The wife had to visit her sister.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Won’t meet married men!

(Thank goodness)

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Age and height

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

6ft...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Straight...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hung

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

18 - 99

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

“Don’t want to shag the whole site“ ... yeah sure you would given half the chance

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I'm a genuine person" says sexy Sally... A 38 year old brickie from Northampton with a bulldog tattoo, pulling the head off himself to your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10"

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

“I often work in your area”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for pics when they dont even have a profile picture

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"What are some of the biggest fibs which are common to Fab? Keep it light hearted please, serious threads make me uncomfortable

Here's mine:

"Pending approval (doesn't take long)" "

No smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can lick for hours "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x"

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight..."

Ooo I like this one. The amount of straight gentlemen that would like me to put my winky in their bottoms......

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


""I can lick for hours " "

I usually reply to that "you don't need to for hours if you do it right."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

We are a couple but Mrs is at work

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male half only tonight...don’t think there ever is a female half

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"What are some of the biggest fibs which are common to Fab? Keep it light hearted please, serious threads make me uncomfortable

Here's mine:

"Pending approval (doesn't take long)" "

Athletic....

Like the finer things in life...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "

Usually a ploy to chat off site I think. I don't mind waiting for pics to be approved then sent on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any1 for wife chat on fone while she at work"

Narrator: There is no wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one may spark controversy...’happily married’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "

Direct photo uploads don't require "approval" x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't send pics due to my sensitive job...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was not expecting so many, so quickly

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?

"

Your username is brilliant

Quality over quantity every time ... Yet they have like 300 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won’t meet married men!

(Thank goodness) "
that’s a classic

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

“I honestly only want to socially distance meet you“

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

You are the most beautiful woman on fab!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Single "

This for definite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "

No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I honestly only want to socially distance meet you“"

I don't know anyone who wouldn't break rules to get closer than 2 meters to You

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You are the most beautiful woman on fab! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send face pic for reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're absolutely stunning" when all they can see is feet

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

“my wife has given me permission to play alone”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message

No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages"

I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

It's not about the sex, it's about the connection.

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message

No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages

I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded "

Think it's a 'site supporter' feature... Don't quote me on that though

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"It's not about the sex, it's about the connection.

"

Lol!!! Classic

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South


"“my wife has given me permission to play alone”"

That is actually true in my case

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"“my wife has given me permission to play alone”"

This can be true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

[Removed by poster at 28/08/20 17:22:25]

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"My photo verification is pending."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will fill in later"

Nearly always on a profile that’s over a year old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will reply after face picture.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A common one for me has been "I normally can accommodate but I have my dad/mum/uncle/sibling/third cousin twice removed staying with me right now" (and they still are 6 monthes later).

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Guaranteed to make you squirt and cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"goodbye leaving the site"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A common one for me has been "I normally can accommodate but I have my dad/mum/uncle/sibling/third cousin twice removed staying with me right now" (and they still are 6 monthes later). "

I can accommodate but my girlfriend lives with me and I'm worried she'll steal any hot ladies who come around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Not looking to fuck my way through fab’ with verifications in triple digits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here for the forum.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A common one for me has been "I normally can accommodate but I have my dad/mum/uncle/sibling/third cousin twice removed staying with me right now" (and they still are 6 monthes later).

I can accommodate but my girlfriend lives with me and I'm worried she'll steal any hot ladies who come around "

You're right, she will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/08/20 17:26:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here for the forum. "

I am actually just here for the forum though

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm just here for the forum.

I am actually just here for the forum though "

Dreams shattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GSOH"

This....

A few pms later and I realise I laughed more during my last smear test.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"GSOH

This....

A few pms later and I realise I laughed more during my last smear test."

Ticklish cervix eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep my verifications to myself

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here for the forum.

I am actually just here for the forum though "

Loving the techy profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Thunderace... I want you so badly!!

I'm sick of hearing it, mind you it is in my dreams I hear it. Must be the strong cheese I eat before bedtime...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I can lick for hours "

I usually reply to that "you don't need to for hours if you do it right.""

LOL very true !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here for the forum.

I am actually just here for the forum though

Dreams shattered "

Fantasising about tarts and breaking hearts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here for the forum.

I am actually just here for the forum though

Loving the techy profile lol"

That’s bait for luring the hot nerds to my web

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?

"

Tbh for 30 seconds i may well be!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

“ Im DOM”

Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "

Which takes what? 5 mins max? X

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

location - Most people appear to live miles away from where they claim to live

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm just here for the forum.

I am actually just here for the forum though

Dreams shattered

Fantasising about tarts and breaking hearts "

I'll get over it eventually.

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?

Your username is brilliant

Quality over quantity every time ... Yet they have like 300 verifications "

Thanks!

That's a good one you've said there too! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here for the forum.

I am actually just here for the forum though

Loving the techy profile lol

That’s bait for luring the hot nerds to my web "

Certainly works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message

Which takes what? 5 mins max? X"

You can send direct from your phone instantly though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Plenty banter’ or I’m really dirty you wouldn’t believe how dirty I am .....

Ask them what they’re up for and their reply is welllllll I wanna fuck you pussy And lick you pussy and make you suck my cock.

Ohhhhhh mr grey calm down you’re turning us both on sooooo much lol

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By *horley GirlWoman
over a year ago

Local-ish


"Single "

Oh this old chestnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add me on WhatsApp and I can send you a face picture and I promise I won’t call you!!!!

Ok

Six phone calls within an hour later he was blocked blocked and blocked again,melt!!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“ Im DOM”

Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face "

Ain't that the truth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal is for special people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Curvy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Curvy’"

Ooh controversial!

'Hung'

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I dont bite ..... unless you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Curvy’

Ooh controversial!

'Hung'"

Well... Technically everyone has curves. No one is angular

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry ran out of messages! someone gift me gold so I can reply"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them "

Could be their flatmates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Curvy’

Ooh controversial!

'Hung'"

It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t usually do this ! After being invited round first thing in the morning

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Has anyone told you ...... Your the most sexiest woman on here

Ha ha ha sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alpha male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually measured myself the other day and found I was an inch taller than I'd originally put on fab. Totally having that inch now!

Might measure my other bits with my new tape measure....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age - some are a little iffy

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I actually measured myself the other day and found I was an inch taller than I'd originally put on fab. Totally having that inch now!

Might measure my other bits with my new tape measure.... "

Is it a more expensive tape measure? I mean not like china measurements?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I can give you what your husband can't"

Unless you mean an STD, then no you can't.

Mrs TMN x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them

Could be their flatmates "

True but when different sizes not so much

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"‘Curvy’

Ooh controversial!

'Hung'

It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me "

Once witnessed a fab arguement between two women over whether I was considered curvy. Awkward .

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m inclusive and nice to all !

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Let’s do that again soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dominant male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually measured myself the other day and found I was an inch taller than I'd originally put on fab. Totally having that inch now!

Might measure my other bits with my new tape measure....

Is it a more expensive tape measure? I mean not like china measurements? "

It's one I pulled out of my garage, I bought it last year from a well known diy chain rhyming with peekaboo. I AM 6' 1"!!!!

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

Male half of the “couple” here haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None smokers. When it's obvious they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't send pics because of my job !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Curvy’

Ooh controversial!

'Hung'

It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me

Once witnessed a fab arguement between two women over whether I was considered curvy. Awkward . "

And what did they conclude? Lol I see you as curvy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A couples profile...Her/I'm alway at the moment would you like to play with the Mr!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

want to be licked..i expect nothing in return?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term fabulous

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"‘Curvy’

Ooh controversial!

'Hung'

It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me

Once witnessed a fab arguement between two women over whether I was considered curvy. Awkward .

And what did they conclude? Lol I see you as curvy "

One thought I was, one thought I wasn't. I guess it's a subjective subject.

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By *iffy1968Man
over a year ago

STAFFORD

will fill in later or cant send anymore messages please message

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

your gorgeous...they've never even seen a face pic!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"your gorgeous...they've never even seen a face pic!"

Or you're gorgeous until you say no. Then you're fat/ugly/insert negative adjective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“ Im DOM”

Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face "

This is true.

Think some watched 50 shades and thought yeah thats me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“ Im DOM”

Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face

This is true.

Think some watched 50 shades and thought yeah thats me... "

And can’t even tie a knot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your gorgeous...they've never even seen a face pic!"
I have ! And you definitely are x

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "

No, you can send them as direct pics in a message

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Best oral you've ever had

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

'Stunning.' When it's just a pic of my hand lol.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"“my wife has given me permission to play alone”"

Or... I (the wife) am busy tonight so who would like meet with my hubby at their place?

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland


"Age - some are a little iffy"

This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.

-B

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age - some are a little iffy

This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.

-B"

Good genes. My father looks at least 20 years younger than he really is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually [insert true age here] I don't know why it won't let me change it.

We all know it's because you've tried to bypass someone's filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message

No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages

I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded "

I am guessing, if you don't get the blue banner saying something like "add private photo" just before you choose an uploaded photo, then I am thinking it may be a site supporter thing

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

A Pharaoh Way

It's all about the chemistry and then don't even look at profile just look at pic you've sent. How can you click if you don't make the effort and reply

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Not reading profile after clearly saying that they do

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By *ucy baileyCouple
over a year ago

North Cambridgeshire

Saw a profile recently that said "non smoker" .... with a photo showing all his glory and had a cigarette in his hand haha

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I'm new to fab".... (been registered on the site for over a year)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I will take legal action..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age - some are a little iffy

This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.

-B

Good genes. My father looks at least 20 years younger than he really is"

Whereas I look about 10nyears older.

I actually was born in 1984

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Age - some are a little iffy

This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.

-B

Good genes. My father looks at least 20 years younger than he really is

Whereas I look about 10nyears older.

I actually was born in 1984 "

And we're a year younger but we know we both look a lot younger. It's swing(ers) and roundabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single , not married lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non judgemental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x"

This had got to be the biggest x

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By *asygoingguy82Man
over a year ago

bognor


""I'm a genuine person" says sexy Sally... A 38 year old brickie from Northampton with a bulldog tattoo, pulling the head off himself to your pics "

"Pulling the head off himself" brilliant

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message

No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages

I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded

I am guessing, if you don't get the blue banner saying something like "add private photo" just before you choose an uploaded photo, then I am thinking it may be a site supporter thing "

I believe it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non smoker

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My cam won't work on here... Yes it will if you use the right browser.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message

No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages

I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded

I am guessing, if you don't get the blue banner saying something like "add private photo" just before you choose an uploaded photo, then I am thinking it may be a site supporter thing "

I'm not a site supporter and I can do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them "

Had a few like that. Then I point out they looked good on their wedding day in the photie on the fireplace behind them

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm a single guy with a female friend who wants to...

So treat me as a couple in this case.

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By *parkyjayneCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Hello pop pickers . What's the definitive top 10?

1. wife at work

2. Wife is ill wants to lend husband out.

3. Not new here . Slipped and deleted profile.

4. Well groomed and hung. Cock pic like chewbacca smoking a roll up

5. Looking for mental/ spiritual connection . Try Budhism.

6. Someone finish it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make you squirt

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Looking for no string fun!

Well that’s what penny told me on our singles meet over three years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my verifications have left the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x

This had got to be the biggest x "

I didn't like to send face pics on here when I first started because I was paranoid about someone screenshotting them with the URL in sight. I was always honest about my reasoning though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all lies.

Men that want to get their dick wet and lonely women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all lies.

Men that want to get their dick wet and lonely women.

"

Well you’re a real spoonful of sugar tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.

Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.

I choose to believe the second part was a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.

Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.

I choose to believe the second part was a lie "

Was that because you didn't reply to the first....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.

Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.

I choose to believe the second part was a lie

Was that because you didn't reply to the first....? "

Yes it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.

Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.

I choose to believe the second part was a lie

Was that because you didn't reply to the first....?

Yes it was "

Fucking FILTHY dog of a lier!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lie as such but when they say "can we meet?" When haven't exchanged face pics..

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

"best blow job of your life" - quits sucking after 10 minutes and doesn't even give the balls any attention!! Heads up ladies give the balls some love too

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"This one may spark controversy...’happily married’ "

We are!! We met on here as 2 singles

J x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Straight"

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I looking for "quality over quantity"

Ss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm the height

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?

Your username is brilliant

Quality over quantity every time ... Yet they have like 300 verifications "

Could be from socials through?

J x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ermm the height "

Are you really 5ft 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermm the height

Are you really 5ft 2?"

5'6"

The general rule is to subtract 3" of land height and add 3" to women's waist for the real answers!

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By *uyfrombristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Almost every profile and message on the site, ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna close this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight man looking to suck straight men.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna close this thread"

I lied...but now I might as well do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not honestly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will beat chu at dis....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Thread closed"

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