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How much weight can your knob hold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold "

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By *ice__blokeMan
over a year ago

redcar

Last time i tried to lift 10 kg dumbbell - at the gym - i got banned and membership cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watches with interest!!

I bet its not much at the tip, different story at the root though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morningstar, you should set the benchmark. Bonus points for a video clip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This can only end it tears. And tears.

Probably tears and tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This can only end it tears. And tears.

Probably tears and tears. "

For years and years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's got to be a terrible drinking game in this.

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By *ice__blokeMan
over a year ago

redcar

Come on star spill

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

About 20 stone.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold "

Would depend on who I was thinking of, and how long I'd been thinking about them for

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

about 80 pound - if the notes don't slide off

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By *nasuitMan
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tried this, still doesn't make it any longer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About 20 stone. "

Rubber ain't that hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opposable cock thumbs are surely required for holding shiz.....?

My balls just hang.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 stone 7llbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock moves women, so whatever they weigh.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"About 20 stone.

Rubber ain't that hard "

Metal is though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a how many old bags have you had on your cock question?

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

Connemara

My friend can line up 13 euro coins in a row on his cock.. Not sure what weight, or length that is.. But its an impressive bar trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend can line up 13 euro coins in a row on his cock.. Not sure what weight, or length that is.. But its an impressive bar trick. "

Did he get kicked out of the pub?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My friend can line up 13 euro coins in a row on his cock.. Not sure what weight, or length that is.. But its an impressive bar trick. "

and an unusual pay to buy a round

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My friend can line up 13 euro coins in a row on his cock.. Not sure what weight, or length that is.. But its an impressive bar trick.

and an unusual pay to buy a round"

The tip is at the tip

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold "

How much can yours hold OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And is this the new hands free method of shopping that's recommended for safety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That just sounds painful!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"And is this the new hands free method of shopping that's recommended for safety?"

It's how to shop if you have no hand sanitiser

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I will find out how many pints it can hold later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold

How much can yours hold OP?"

666grams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold

How much can yours hold OP?

666grams"

That little?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D’ya know what? Surprisingly I’ve never found out. But now I want to, so I’m gonna put him through a rigorous Olympic lifting program before I put him to the test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And is this the new hands free method of shopping that's recommended for safety?

It's how to shop if you have no hand sanitiser "

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By *DGF20Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Never measured but definitely a lot when i am rock hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much after the last time I tried to lift weights with it

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

D of Intruiged32 amply demonstrated his technique and skill for this last year, with a morning brew photo challenge that tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 milky bars and a curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a bit

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Last time i tried to lift 10 kg dumbbell - at the gym - i got banned and membership cancelled "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend can line up 13 euro coins in a row on his cock.. Not sure what weight, or length that is.. But its an impressive bar trick. "

Then the barmaid doesn't want to take his money

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Haha! Love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this going to be the new picture craze, instead of a TV remote or bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner suggests between 500g-1kg would be average for most men.

No idea where he did his research for this... but I’ll roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My partner suggests between 500g-1kg would be average for most men.

No idea where he did his research for this... but I’ll roll with it "

I think I have a half a bag of sugar left, I'll stick a spoon in it and try my luck

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

A good sized bottle of hand sanitizer..

But not a giant lynx can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My partner suggests between 500g-1kg would be average for most men.

No idea where he did his research for this... but I’ll roll with it "

So my 666 grams isn't so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Not sure how much it can hold but I pulled my land rover out a ditch with my willy not bragging perhaps it could be a world record of to check the Guinness book of records on cock pulling power I may be a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure how much it can hold but I pulled my land rover out a ditch with my willy not bragging perhaps it could be a world record of to check the Guinness book of records on cock pulling power I may be a while "

Did you wind it in gently?!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"My partner suggests between 500g-1kg would be average for most men.

No idea where he did his research for this... but I’ll roll with it

So my 666 grams isn't so bad "

Would you notice if it were 667g?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dragged a bus attached to my knob once

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Wantage

Haha, love this game. Reminds me of the Trojan Condoms Olympic games.

There was also a tictoc trend of men holding up shampoo bottles etc with their pants still on.

Mole can carry a towel around, and also held a full bottle of pantene shampoo.

Funny things make funny games to play.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Not sure how much it can hold but I pulled my land rover out a ditch with my willy not bragging perhaps it could be a world record of to check the Guinness book of records on cock pulling power I may be a while

Did you wind it in gently?! "
of course and bent my knees as not to pull my back out you can’t forget about the health and safety side of things I didn’t have a method statement perhaps I should of had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dragged a bus attached to my knob once "

Mini bus or double decker?

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Wantage


"I dragged a bus attached to my knob once

Mini bus or double decker? "

Do love a double decker. Nomnomnom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold "
i don't know but im gonna find out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dragged a bus attached to my knob once

Mini bus or double decker? "

Mini bus, I'm not that strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2.5kg is the answer from Moi.

It’s a much played game along with other such testosterone fuelled antics within the maroon machine.

Others include hanging a weight from your cock and squeezing as if to stop peeing to strengthen your cock muscles and increase the distance one can shoot his load

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Move around for work

Heard it's a good exercise, hanging a wet towel on yourself & lifting. 3 sets of 12 reps should do it.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Several tons at the moment, not offering to use it as a crane though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well how much it holds I have no idea..but mine stops me from falling from bed when I roll over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all know that you should be doing cock push ups? That's where you lay down on the ground, and you let your boner lift you up off the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in if you were to hang a grocery bag filled with products of the tip of your cock, how much could your erection hold "

A sky remote possibly?

Can't be any other reason for all them lame photos

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Love this thread - made me titter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking this is quite funny and interesting... will there be any pics to prove? Waiting in anticipation

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