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"fks sk where ? " At ma house, in the Greater bit of Manchester | |||
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"fks sk where ? At ma house, in the Greater bit of Manchester " Ah well....... I'm safe. Wanna a cangle ? | |||
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"That's crap! Can you send the other half out to a coffee chain to charge up devices/power banks? " Possibly, although we don't have any chain places within walking distance and he can't drive. My work phone is charged but off so have that for emergencies. I'm currently charging mine off what's stored in the laptop battery. | |||
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"I have power in my pelvic thrusts " Would you care to bring them round so I can charge myself up? | |||
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?" First they cut the power... | |||
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" It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that. #firstworldproblems" | |||
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ? First they cut the power... " Then what...? | |||
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ? First they cut the power... Then what...? " Then they seal you off... | |||
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" It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that. #firstworldproblems Greater Manchester is hardly first world " | |||
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"I have power in my pelvic thrusts Would you care to bring them round so I can charge myself up? " By eckers like love. Don’t thay have leccy in back of yonder? | |||
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" It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that. #firstworldproblems Greater Manchester is hardly first world " Gosh, that's below the belt. There's a disabled woman with a young child here and you invoke intercity rivalry? Just remember that when I can't wash my hair, pal #theM62isthedevilshighway | |||
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ? First they cut the power... Then what...? Then they seal you off... " | |||
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ? First they cut the power... Then what...? Then they seal you off... " Don't panic! Seal you off... is a Manc phrase for a hand job. | |||
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ? First they cut the power... Then what...? Then they seal you off... Don't panic! Seal you off... is a Manc phrase for a hand job. " | |||
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ? First they cut the power... Then what...? Then they seal you off... Don't panic! Seal you off... is a Manc phrase for a hand job. " Phew... | |||
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"It's fine, we're back on now. Normal (ish) service may resume. *Waiter - bring me a cup of green tea please* " Whoop whoop | |||
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"It's fine, we're back on now. Normal (ish) service may resume. *Waiter - bring me a cup of green tea please* Whoop whoop " And I finally washed my hair | |||
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"It's fine, we're back on now. Normal (ish) service may resume. *Waiter - bring me a cup of green tea please* Whoop whoop And I finally washed my hair " Yay | |||
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"And I have 37% phone battery. It's been nice knowing you all. No hot drinks No hot food No hot water No shower No lights No music It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that. #firstworldproblems" Candles/soft blankets/cosiness/tapas/mullednwine..instead | |||
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"Nice cleavage in your new pic " | |||
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"Ahh bummer! Hope it doesn't last long. (Plenty of power here if you fancy a road trip ) " They would but they have a Tesla! Can't charge the bloody thing!!!!! | |||
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"Awwww thanks guys - it was taken in crappy light during the power cut " See. Another perk! | |||
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"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!! Hope the power comes back soon x" Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good | |||
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"Awwww thanks guys - it was taken in crappy light during the power cut See. Another perk!" Who'd have thunk it, Rose?! | |||
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"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!! Hope the power comes back soon x Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good " Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging That would really have been catastrophic! | |||
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"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!! Hope the power comes back soon x Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging That would really have been catastrophic! " See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! | |||
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" Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging That would really have been catastrophic! See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! " They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! | |||
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" Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging That would really have been catastrophic! See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! " *Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil? | |||
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" Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging That would really have been catastrophic! See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! *Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil? " Its always good to have plenty of lead | |||
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" Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging That would really have been catastrophic! See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! " Souls,morals,the lot! | |||
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" Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging That would really have been catastrophic! See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! *Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil? Its always good to have plenty of lead" We always pack the right tool for the job | |||
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"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase." Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed. | |||
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"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase. Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed. " | |||
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"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase. Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed. " Covid world take your masks off and stand up | |||
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