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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

And I have 37% phone battery. It's been nice knowing you all.

No hot drinks

No hot food

No hot water

No shower

No lights

No music

It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.

#firstworldproblems

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

At least you don’t have to make dinner

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

fks sk where ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh bummer! Hope it doesn't last long.

(Plenty of power here if you fancy a road trip )

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"fks sk where ? "

At ma house, in the Greater bit of Manchester

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have power in my pelvic thrusts

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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That's crap! Can you send the other half out to a coffee chain to charge up devices/power banks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's started....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"fks sk where ?

At ma house, in the Greater bit of Manchester "

Ah well....... I'm safe.

Wanna a cangle ?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That's crap! Can you send the other half out to a coffee chain to charge up devices/power banks? "

Possibly, although we don't have any chain places within walking distance and he can't drive. My work phone is charged but off so have that for emergencies. I'm currently charging mine off what's stored in the laptop battery.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I have power in my pelvic thrusts "

Would you care to bring them round so I can charge myself up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?"

First they cut the power...

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"

It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.

#firstworldproblems"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?

First they cut the power... "

Then what...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.

#firstworldproblems

"

Greater Manchester is hardly first world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?

First they cut the power...

Then what...? "

Then they seal you off...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"

It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.

#firstworldproblems

Greater Manchester is hardly first world "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I have power in my pelvic thrusts

Would you care to bring them round so I can charge myself up? "

By eckers like love. Don’t thay have leccy in back of yonder?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.

#firstworldproblems

Greater Manchester is hardly first world "

Gosh, that's below the belt. There's a disabled woman with a young child here and you invoke intercity rivalry? Just remember that when I can't wash my hair, pal

#theM62isthedevilshighway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?

First they cut the power...

Then what...?

Then they seal you off... "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?

First they cut the power...

Then what...?

Then they seal you off... "

Don't panic! Seal you off... is a Manc phrase for a hand job.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?

First they cut the power...

Then what...?

Then they seal you off...

Don't panic! Seal you off... is a Manc phrase for a hand job. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?

First they cut the power...

Then what...?

Then they seal you off...

Don't panic! Seal you off... is a Manc phrase for a hand job. "

Phew...

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's fine, we're back on now. Normal (ish) service may resume.

*Waiter - bring me a cup of green tea please*

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"It's fine, we're back on now. Normal (ish) service may resume.

*Waiter - bring me a cup of green tea please* "

Whoop whoop

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's fine, we're back on now. Normal (ish) service may resume.

*Waiter - bring me a cup of green tea please*

Whoop whoop "

And I finally washed my hair

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"It's fine, we're back on now. Normal (ish) service may resume.

*Waiter - bring me a cup of green tea please*

Whoop whoop

And I finally washed my hair "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I have 37% phone battery. It's been nice knowing you all.

No hot drinks

No hot food

No hot water

No shower

No lights

No music

It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.

#firstworldproblems"

Candles/soft blankets/cosiness/tapas/mullednwine..instead

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nice cleavage in your new pic

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Nice cleavage in your new pic "

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Awwww thanks guys - it was taken in crappy light during the power cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!

Hope the power comes back soon x

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By *voryforebonyMan
over a year ago

boogie town


"Ahh bummer! Hope it doesn't last long.

(Plenty of power here if you fancy a road trip ) "

They would but they have a Tesla! Can't charge the bloody thing!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww thanks guys - it was taken in crappy light during the power cut "

See. Another perk!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!

Hope the power comes back soon x"

Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Awwww thanks guys - it was taken in crappy light during the power cut

See. Another perk!"

Who'd have thunk it, Rose?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!

Hope the power comes back soon x

Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good "

Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging

That would really have been catastrophic!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!

Hope the power comes back soon x

Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good

Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging

That would really have been catastrophic! "

See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging

That would really have been catastrophic!

See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! "

They sell everything.. Even unicorns !

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging

That would really have been catastrophic!

See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!

They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! "

*Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging

That would really have been catastrophic!

See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!

They sell everything.. Even unicorns !

*Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil? "

Its always good to have plenty of lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging

That would really have been catastrophic!

See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!

They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! "

Souls,morals,the lot!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging

That would really have been catastrophic!

See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!

They sell everything.. Even unicorns !

*Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil?

Its always good to have plenty of lead"

We always pack the right tool for the job

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase."

Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase.

Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed. "

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs


"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase.

Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed.

"

Covid world take your masks off and stand up

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