FabSwingers.com forum: What is a unicorn

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It’s like a dickhead horse.

Farts rainbows, apparently.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Usually a bi woman that will meet with men, women and both parties in a couple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s like a dickhead horse.

Farts rainbows, apparently.

Bu bum tis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s like a dickhead horse.

Farts rainbows, apparently.

And glitter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first rule of unicorns, don't call them unicorns..

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

A straight man.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s like a dickhead horse.

Farts rainbows, apparently.

Bu bum tis"

Sorry, we're all a bit giddy today. It's as someone said above, a single lady, often bisexual, who will meet with couples etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s like a dickhead horse.

Farts rainbows, apparently.

Bu bum tis

Sorry, we're all a bit giddy today. It's as someone said above, a single lady, often bisexual, who will meet with couples etc. "

No need to apologise. I thought it was funny

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of unicorns, don't call them unicorns.."

Except for the ones who like being called unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean? "

It's generally accepted to be a bisexual woman who is happy to play with both halves of couples

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You know when you are on a diet ? and your mate offers you a piece of their pop corn ? and you go to take just one ? but three come out stuck together ?

That's uni-corn that is.

Next !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You know when you are on a diet ? and your mate offers you a piece of their pop corn ? and you go to take just one ? but three come out stuck together ?

That's uni-corn that is.

Next !"

Granny is on top form today

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.

No. It's not a horse. It's a unicorn.

I can't say that an elephant is a mythical horse with a long nose.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

It’s Scotland’s national animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of unicorns, don't call them unicorns..

Except for the ones who like being called unicorns

You're a brave man to want to find out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.

No. It's not a horse. It's a unicorn.

I can't say that an elephant is a mythical horse with a long nose. "

I just backspaced a comment saying it was a narwhal with hooves.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.

No. It's not a horse. It's a unicorn.

I can't say that an elephant is a mythical horse with a long nose.

I just backspaced a comment saying it was a narwhal with hooves.....

No. Who has a lunch box with a narwhal on ? or narwhal drinking cups ...... NO ONE that's who.

Not to mention rainbow tails and manes.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"No. Who has a lunch box with a narwhal on ? or narwhal drinking cups ...... NO ONE that's who.

Not to mention rainbow tails and manes."

Narwhals are in just now. Get with the programme

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It’s a horse with a dildo on its head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We fart rainbows and shit glitter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We fart rainbows and shit glitter

Told you I'm no unicorn. I fart glitter and shit rainbows.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"We fart rainbows and shit glitter

Told you I'm no unicorn. I fart glitter and shit rainbows.

Posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a horse with a dildo on its head

I much prefer to put mine up other peoples bums

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean? "

Well over used phrase..

Go on YouTube put Hot Crazy Matrix

Old AF now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We fart rainbows and shit glitter

Told you I'm no unicorn. I fart glitter and shit rainbows.

You just have to be different don't you?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Personally I prefer mermaids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean? "

Apparently rare as hen’s teeth

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"A straight man....."

Hahahahahahahaha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We fart rainbows and shit glitter

Told you I'm no unicorn. I fart glitter and shit rainbows.

You just have to be different don't you?

I'm proper spesh....

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

From FABwatch Compendium 2020:

Unicorn = existence of rare or non-fantasy woman of sound mind and body willing to have sex with single male or couple. Possibly may only have one tooth in mouth. See also "hen's teeth" and "rocking horse shit"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No. Who has a lunch box with a narwhal on ? or narwhal drinking cups ...... NO ONE that's who.

Not to mention rainbow tails and manes.

Narwhals are in just now. Get with the programme

How very Metro Male of you. Do you cut your crusts off ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s a horse with a dildo on its head

See my video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who likes the best of both worlds cant say I blame them

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Someone who likes the best of both worlds cant say I blame them

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We fart rainbows and shit glitter

Told you I'm no unicorn. I fart glitter and shit rainbows.

Posh!

Sowwy

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean?

It's generally accepted to be a bisexual woman who is happy to play with both halves of couples

So what's the male equivalent of a unicorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean?

It's generally accepted to be a bisexual woman who is happy to play with both halves of couples

So what's the male equivalent of a unicorn?"

An Ass!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s something they say to lure you in OP.

Don’t believe a word of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.

Don’t believe a word of it

You did

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.

Don’t believe a word of it

You did

Oh yeah

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

It’s a mystical creature which is very hard to find, but if you are lucky please do cherish and take good care of them

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.

No. It's not a horse. It's a unicorn.

I can't say that an elephant is a mythical horse with a long nose. "

well it sure looks like a big white donkey with a horn on its head to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.

Don’t believe a word of it

You did

Oh yeah

Repeatedly if I remember correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.

Don’t believe a word of it

You did

Oh yeah

Repeatedly if I remember correctly

You two need to get a room... again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.

Don’t believe a word of it

You did

Oh yeah

Repeatedly if I remember correctly

You two need to get a room... again

But making him wait is part of the fun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a horse with 1 horn

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.

Don’t believe a word of it

You did

Oh yeah

Repeatedly if I remember correctly

You two need to get a room... again

But making him wait is part of the fun....

What am I waiting for now?

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