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Whats your Dream JOB ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

SO you can do what ever you like ? what would it be ??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oenologist in Champagne, perfecting the blends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not pinned it down yet.

When I was younger, I fancied being a pilot then cabin crew, but as I am colour blind (and thick as fk when it comes to maths and physics) both were ruled out very quickly.

So, whatever it was, I would like to do something involve international travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queen

Of course

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

As a highly paid geanaecologist. I'd only work a couple of days a week to keep my hand in.

Or possibly a condom tester as part of a couple. But I'd hate being told to work a month in hand

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A male fluffer on a porn planet full of blue women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A male fluffer on a porn planet full of blue women."
Did you see the group of ladys dressed in blue for Ascot , lol I bet you would love x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A male fluffer on a porn planet full of blue women. Did you see the group of ladys dressed in blue for Ascot , lol I bet you would love x"

Did they paint their skin blue???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male fluffer on a porn planet full of blue women. Did you see the group of ladys dressed in blue for Ascot , lol I bet you would love x

Did they paint their skin blue??? "
that's smurftastic

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a QC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Queen

Of course "

I thought that was a title hahahahahah

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A male fluffer on a porn planet full of blue women. Did you see the group of ladys dressed in blue for Ascot , lol I bet you would love x

Did they paint their skin blue??? that's smurftastic "

Smurfette would so get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dream job would be working in a rescue centre in Africa for primates, i'd love to work with chimpanzees and/or gorillas to rehabilitate them and get them back into the wild

I would wake up every day looking forwards to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dream job would be working in a rescue centre in Africa for primates, i'd love to work with chimpanzees and/or gorillas to rehabilitate them and get them back into the wild

I would wake up every day looking forwards to work "

Believe me you wont be short of work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dream job would be working in a rescue centre in Africa for primates, i'd love to work with chimpanzees and/or gorillas to rehabilitate them and get them back into the wild

I would wake up every day looking forwards to work

Believe me you wont be short of work"

i know, i did voluntary work many years ago with primates, i just love the idea of giving back to them the lifes humans stole away in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal job would be Chief Oiler-Upper on the Miss World, World Tour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A (successful) writer or an artist ..... and no not a piss-artist!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"a QC

"

Ooh the jokes going through my head with that one!

Personal dresser to Messrs Beckham and Craig...I'd work for minimum wage too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a QC

Ooh the jokes going through my head with that one!

Personal dresser to Messrs Beckham and Craig...I'd work for minimum wage too. "

..... he must be partial to 'taking the silk'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"My dream job would be working in a rescue centre in Africa for primates, i'd love to work with chimpanzees and/or gorillas to rehabilitate them and get them back into the wild

I would wake up every day looking forwards to work "

You've been on here long enough to qualify for the job!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

We wouldl love to run a swingers meeting bar as we nearly bought one in gran canaria once......wish we had now as its making a killing

Would still love to but cant see iy happening in the real world now

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pippa Midleton's personal masseur...;-)

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"a QC

Ooh the jokes going through my head with that one!

Personal dresser to Messrs Beckham and Craig...I'd work for minimum wage too.

..... he must be partial to 'taking the silk' "

Maxine Peake and Rupert Penry Jones

if only...

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

The job I have done since leaving school. Nursing apparently from the age of 2. I wanted to be a nurse ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always, ever since a little boy, wanted to be a fighter pilot. Nearest I can do now is take flying lessons.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Jo's Gigolo.

Nuff said.

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

working on roads laying tarmac digging holes; you know them jobs where they

sit in a van all day drinking coffee;

let me say i would be great at that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im going to be a porno star. Well in my head anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doesn't really sound like a dream job but a teacher

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

army, but been there and got the t.shirt and scars to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"army, but been there and got the t.shirt and scars to go with it "

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking _iew

Dream job ?

The one I'm doing, but with better pay !

I'm a nurse

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By *ich_shadiwMan
over a year ago

closeish

A film location researcher. Traveling round the world to look for the weird and the wonderfull places.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i love the job i do know,just wish it was better paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love the job i do know,just wish it was better paid"

I would have thought that 'Executive Director of List Writing' carried quite an attractive package ?

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

I love my day job filming & photographing naked ladies all day.

John x

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By *weetguy33Man
over a year ago

some where near you

Going in to the office feet up on desk, signing a few cheques, surfing the net and going home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broads authority river police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattooist.. Oh wait i am one :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already do my dream job n love it too!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Combining a love of singing, my ideal job would be as a successful backing singer at major concerts, recording studios etc.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Rock Musician..not for the sex and drugs..but because I love music.

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By *oole2010Couple
over a year ago

southampto

a thousand pound a week bed tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a thousand pound a week bed tester"
bad girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I've been doing for the last 23 years, playing with my hose and helmet

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Well I have my dream jobs. I run Aberdeen Swingers Club, and when I am not doing that, I earn a living taking photos of women in their underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been and done my dream job, they were the days...

Get up, meet nice people, ski till lunchtime, have lunch brought, go skiing, meet in bar and get dinner and drinks brought, then some apres ski...

Then start all over again....., for 16 weeks and of every year for 6 winter seasons........Blissssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the one I have. Loved the one I had before too but not the culture that surrounded it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be anything you dream of ... if you want it enough to put in the graft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lead guitarist for an awesome band like The Stones, Led Zep, Pink Floyd - Keith Richards has lived on hell of a life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After watching that documentary about Love Honey I would love to work there. Looks like a lot of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England manageriece of piss,just watch a load of over paid tossers kickin a bit of leather for fun,then they sat its a hard life.Wankers !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be a paramedic or an armed police officer. Both varied and exciting.

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"I'd love to be a paramedic or an armed police officer. Both varied and exciting."

Why an armed cop? Any beat bobby or a cid investigator will have a varied job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barman in a pole dancing club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" SO you can do what ever you like ? what would it be ??"

my dream job and goal is to help people stop reoffending, stop dink and drugs, anopenup my own hostel maybe 2 to help thhose in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lottery winner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be a squeezer in a titty factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to work in a creamery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daytime television critic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to help Rachel Riley on Countdown get in and out of her tight dresses each day.

Heavenly job ....

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'd love to work either in Lake Malawi with the fish, re-stocking the lake, examining behaviour etc.

Or working with rescue parrots, rehabilitating them.

Meanwhile back in the real world, I'm studying for a degree that will hopefully get me into youth probation, or the prison service as a youth worker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have worked with female offenders for many years, but would love to open a womens crisis centre, where any woman can seek help and advice. A crisis can hit any gender at any time and doing the rounds looking for help is difficult when you're at your best. A 'one stop shop' approach would mean help for those in need quicker and provide a good support network

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have worked with female offenders for many years, but would love to open a womens crisis centre, where any woman can seek help and advice. A crisis can hit any gender at any time and doing the rounds looking for help is difficult when you're at your best. A 'one stop shop' approach would mean help for those in need quicker and provide a good support network "

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre


"As a highly paid geanaecologist. I'd only work a couple of days a week to keep my hand in.

Or possibly a condom tester as part of a couple. But I'd hate being told to work a month in hand

"

Well for that to happen you gonna have to learn how to spell gynaecologist first of all, hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having worked in Debt Recovery and Credit Control for several years I would love to switch over and do Debt Advice for a charity. the Management companies usualy charge so I wouldn't like that.

Or a full time Union rep might be nice too.........

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