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And in this thread a man will talk about being pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have been earlier.

At least it felt like I was when I ‘gave birth’ on the throne this morning.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I remember those birth pains ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might have been earlier.

At least it felt like I was when I ‘gave birth’ on the throne this morning. "

Did you name it yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would any men here WANT to experience pregnancy and/or childbirth? Reasons if yes/No...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Would any men here WANT to experience pregnancy and/or childbirth? Reasons if yes/No... "

No! I’m fine thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare a man talk about such a topic

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Would any men here WANT to experience pregnancy and/or childbirth? Reasons if yes/No... "

I'd quite happily want to forget both those experiences to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might have been earlier.

At least it felt like I was when I ‘gave birth’ on the throne this morning.

Did you name it yet? "

Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Or not "

Think it does impact men, when their other half is pregnant. Not in the same way granted but they have their own experience of it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Honestly, I found childbirth simultaneously the most intense and empowering experience of my life. It's not all horrific, men! Obviously, I know this isn't everyone's experience

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or not

Think it does impact men, when their other half is pregnant. Not in the same way granted but they have their own experience of it "

I ranted at my ex when I'd been Told I couldn't eat all day (I was being induced) and he came in smelling of coffee which made me sooo hungry! Bad times.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm pregnant

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Or not

Think it does impact men, when their other half is pregnant. Not in the same way granted but they have their own experience of it

I ranted at my ex when I'd been Told I couldn't eat all day (I was being induced) and he came in smelling of coffee which made me sooo hungry! Bad times. "

Everything I ate during labour was rapidly thrown up. After being in labour for over 12 hours he decided to eat salt and vinegar chipsticks, I literally hit the roof!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

And the father is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the father is?"

Mr Mystique

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique "

No I ate him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique

No I ate him "

Gobbled him whole

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique

No I ate him

Gobbled him whole "

No read again I ate him with salt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique

No I ate him

Gobbled him whole

No read again I ate him with salt "

Pepper?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique

No I ate him

Gobbled him whole

No read again I ate him with salt

Pepper? "

Mint sauce xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique

No I ate him

Gobbled him whole

No read again I ate him with salt

Pepper?

Mint sauce xx"

He's a lamb

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique

No I ate him

Gobbled him whole

No read again I ate him with salt

Pepper?

Mint sauce xx

He's a lamb "

He is x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Having finally had my lady bits cobbled back together 18 years after the event that first knackered them, I can safely say I doubt many men would sign up for it. Lady bits aside, my second (and final) pregnancy left me using a wheelchair.

I'm really good at firing them out au naturel, no pain relief etc but the consequences? Well, let's just say it's a damn good job I love my kids.

Where is the sobbing like a big girl's blouse emoji ?

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By *eathersnlustCouple
over a year ago

stoke

for those that can remember .... think I am going to have a BABY ....

the young ones lol .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having finally had my lady bits cobbled back together 18 years after the event that first knackered them, I can safely say I doubt many men would sign up for it. Lady bits aside, my second (and final) pregnancy left me using a wheelchair.

I'm really good at firing them out au naturel, no pain relief etc but the consequences? Well, let's just say it's a damn good job I love my kids.

Where is the sobbing like a big girl's blouse emoji ? "

: ' ( without spaces

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Having finally had my lady bits cobbled back together 18 years after the event that first knackered them, I can safely say I doubt many men would sign up for it. Lady bits aside, my second (and final) pregnancy left me using a wheelchair.

I'm really good at firing them out au naturel, no pain relief etc but the consequences? Well, let's just say it's a damn good job I love my kids.

Where is the sobbing like a big girl's blouse emoji ?

: ' ( without spaces"

Thanks. That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the father is?

Mr Mystique

No I ate him "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Have you ever seen footage of guys with the Braxton Hicks simulators attached to them? Oh my gosh, they were tapping out at 2-3cm contractions, I don’t think one of them made it to the full 10cm equivalent yeah well try getting there then still having to push a melon out of your “mangina”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen footage of guys with the Braxton Hicks simulators attached to them? Oh my gosh, they were tapping out at 2-3cm contractions, I don’t think one of them made it to the full 10cm equivalent yeah well try getting there then still having to push a melon out of your “mangina” "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Have you ever seen footage of guys with the Braxton Hicks simulators attached to them? Oh my gosh, they were tapping out at 2-3cm contractions, I don’t think one of them made it to the full 10cm equivalent yeah well try getting there then still having to push a melon out of your “mangina”

"

Just thought I’d mention it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen footage of guys with the Braxton Hicks simulators attached to them? Oh my gosh, they were tapping out at 2-3cm contractions, I don’t think one of them made it to the full 10cm equivalent yeah well try getting there then still having to push a melon out of your “mangina”

Just thought I’d mention it "

It is rather fascinating though

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

I'm fortunate enough to be able to witness the wonder that is childbirth in my line of work truly humbling and truly privileged

Ms

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By *hyandtwistedCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

I watched childbirth on TV once it only took 45 mins and there where advert breaks.

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By *hyandtwistedCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

Also I was there when my Daughter gave birth to my grandson, it was both amazing and humbling at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also I was there when my Daughter gave birth to my grandson, it was both amazing and humbling at the same time. "

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