FabSwingers.com forum: Easy riddle 2

By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

I am not alive but I grow, I don't have lungs but I need air, I don't have a mouth but water kills me. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome_chef88

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep em coming in one thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire"

You can't just copy my answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What she said!

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

What can you catch but never throw ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you catch but never throw ?"

Feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you catch but never throw ?"

Virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a pond, perfectly circle. There is a frog, dead in the centre of it.

Which way does it swim out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a pond, perfectly circle. There is a frog, dead in the centre of it.

Which way does it swim out? "

He can’t he’s dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a pond, perfectly circle. There is a frog, dead in the centre of it.

Which way does it swim out? "

Didn't mean to hijack that there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a pond, perfectly circle. There is a frog, dead in the centre of it.

Which way does it swim out?

He can’t he’s dead "

Prize photo sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? "

A map.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

A map."

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure I'm wrong. Bra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure I'm wrong. Bra? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will describe an item.

The man who makes it sells it.

The man who buys it uses it.

The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it.

What is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?"

Age

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"What can you catch but never throw ?"
your breath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will describe an item.

The man who makes it sells it.

The man who buys it uses it.

The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it.

What is it? "

Coffin

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I will describe an item.

The man who makes it sells it.

The man who buys it uses it.

The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it.

What is it? "

A coffin?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I will describe an item.

The man who makes it sells it.

The man who buys it uses it.

The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it.

What is it? "
lol this one came up in work last week, had everyone stumped on lunch,, A Coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/08/20 16:11:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age "

You got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will describe an item.

The man who makes it sells it.

The man who buys it uses it.

The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it.

What is it? lol this one came up in work last week, had everyone stumped on lunch,, A Coffin "

Couldn't remember if I posted the answer to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?"

Stamp

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

Stamp

that had me stumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

Stamp

Well that was quick

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How does the frog swim out of the pond ?

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A nice easy one for you all..

What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice easy one for you all..

What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?"

Teapot

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"A nice easy one for you all..

What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?

Teapot

Yep!

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Hopefully a slightly harder one..

What has four eyes but can’t see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?

Stamp

Well that was quick

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haha I dont hang around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully a slightly harder one..

What has four eyes but can’t see?"

Button

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hopefully a slightly harder one..

What has four eyes but can’t see?

Button "

Or a potato. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forward I am heavy,

But backward I am not.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully a slightly harder one..

What has four eyes but can’t see?

Button

Or a potato. Lol"

Haha scratch that Mississippi lol

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

[Removed by poster at 26/08/20 16:33:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forward I am heavy,

But backward I am not.

What am I?"

Ton

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Hopefully a slightly harder one..

What has four eyes but can’t see?

Button

Or a potato. Lol

Haha scratch that Mississippi lol "

Yay, we have a winner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

Tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape?

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape?"

Stop imagining

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape?"

I'll huff and I'll puff until i blow the house down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape?

Stop imagining

Good stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you tell 2 identical trees apart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

Tent"

Damn have to up my game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you tell 2 identical trees apart?"

You've got me stumped on this one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape?

Stop imagining

Good stuff!"

I thought my answer was funnier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

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over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?"

Newspaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you tell 2 identical trees apart?

You've got me stumped on this one "

HA! Love the pun

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

One hell of a great sexual partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

Newspaper? "

Close but not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

Newspaper?

Close but not quite

Letter, I realised as soon as posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?"

A paperboy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

A paperboy?"

Well done fancy being my paperboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

A paperboy?

Well done fancy being my paperboy

Only if stuffing your box isn't a metaphor

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over a year ago

"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

A paperboy?

Well done fancy being my paperboy

Only if stuffing your box isn't a metaphor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?"

Bulldozer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way, you still didn't get the one about the trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?

Bulldozer"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the way, you still didn't get the one about the trees

Seriously it has me stumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?

Bulldozer

Nope "

You've got me stumped as well

Looks like we're at a stalemate

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?"

A crane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?

A crane"

That's what I meant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?"

A carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

A carrot?"

Nope

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?"

Oh, I think I know this one, is it a candle!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

Oh, I think I know this one, is it a candle!?

Thought I'd bump this, the suspense is killing me!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? "

Footsteps

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

Footsteps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?

Oh, I think I know this one, is it a candle!?

Your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?"

An arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

An arrow"

Damn that was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lift?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A frog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very lucky girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was an elevator

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, ch*kes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chicken?

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Chicken?"

No, and not at all warm

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Chicken?

No, and not at all warm

Cold chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seatbelt??

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"A seatbelt??"

* Ding, ding, ding *

We have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A seatbelt??

* Ding, ding, ding *

We have a winner!"

Score!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can a person go 30 days without sleep and not be tired?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a person go 30 days without sleep and not be tired?"

In a coma?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"How can a person go 30 days without sleep and not be tired?"

Sleep at night.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can a person go 30 days without sleep and not be tired?

Sleep at night. "

Yes indeedio.

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

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over a year ago

"I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

Popcorn

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By *dr97531Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

Popcorn

Well done!

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