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So your finally famous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you're finally a world wide star.

I dont care how or why.

Its now time for you to die but you have to die in a comedic way.

How do you die and what would the news paper headline be the morning after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaten to death by small ornaments in a rice field

First known case of Knick-knack paddy whack

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Terrific lover and sex god suffocated by huge tits at an orgy and died at the age of 98. Kelly (25, 40FF) and Suzie (26, 38F): "He was just sucking on our nipples when he exploded and start to cough. I thought it was another one of his famous licks"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I would release a cover version of I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester as a charity single with a star-studded line-up including surviving members of Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin and then a week later commit suicide by throwing myself in in front of a combine harvester. I reckon people would remember that.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I imagine murdered by a jealous husband is the biggest risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be shot dead, in bed, at 98, by a very jealous husband. I'd like the funeral to be large, with the congregation dominated by women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having just won the X factor, I get up to sing "can't stop me...." when I have a sudden heart attack.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Died in the arms of Tom Hardy

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

On the toilet. Like Elvis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an old man - just turned 98. Anyway, I'd win the lottery but die the next day.

Headline would be 'Ironic'. Don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would die with my face planted into a pillow while my dick is rock hard inside a cantaloupe

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"On the toilet. Like Elvis. "

GG finally gave a shit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

one stab in the back too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies Sirius. He died of embarrassment after being caught after following through with what he thought was a fart while receiving a rusty trombone from an unfortunate lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be an old man - just turned 98. Anyway, I'd win the lottery but die the next day.

Headline would be 'Ironic'. Don't you think? "

Not heard that song in ages. Well played Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having just won the X factor, I get up to sing "can't stop me...." when I have a sudden heart attack. "

Yeaaaaa.....?

What's that got to do with being famous??!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A famous Greek Bloke died in ancient times because an eagle mistook his bald dome for a rock and dashed a tortoise down on it thinking he was gonna crack that fucker open and eat it.

I would like to go out like that please.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"A famous Greek Bloke died in ancient times because an eagle mistook his bald dome for a rock and dashed a tortoise down on it thinking he was gonna crack that fucker open and eat it.

I would like to go out like that please. "

Actually yeah. I want to go like That bloke that died laughing at his own joke

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Dementia so I can forget some shit..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So.

I think my headline would be "banana waffles anyone"

I would have slipped on a random banana skin and landed face first in a waffle iron and died from the resulting burns

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