FabSwingers.com forum: Mysteries of life that still make you wonder?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why so single socks disappear in the wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why people put empty wrappers/cartons back in the cupboard/fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do I want the only one that doesn’t want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ate all the biscuits, when I live alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who ate all the biscuits, when I live alone. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are so many good ones suddenly leaving fab?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Why do I still get Nervous when I see i butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I want the only one that doesn’t want me?

Hmmm.. The chase / the challenge... The excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does the cat throw up in exactly the place your bare foot will squelch through?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do I still get Nervous when I see i butternut squash "

What Midnight said, the chase, challenge and anticipation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I still get Nervous when I see i butternut squash

What Midnight said, the chase, challenge and anticipation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How on earth do they get those little boats in the bottle....

witchcraft I tell thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t some people just be upfront and honest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has had their cock in the nutella?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Why is the cake always gone.... and who the f**k has got toast crumbs in the butter AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How on earth do they get those little boats in the bottle....

witchcraft I tell thee

Oh yes! And that pear in the Schnaps bottle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Why is the cake always gone.... and who the f**k has got toast crumbs in the butter AGAIN

You had cake and didn't share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that mask guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth do they get those little boats in the bottle....

witchcraft I tell thee

Oh yes! And that pear in the Schnaps bottle

By the time I get to the schnapps, I've never noticed there was something in it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why are so many good ones suddenly leaving fab?"

I'm still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why people don't put bottle/jar lids on properly?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Why? Just why?

And when?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do the twats always get the best jobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do burgers come in backs of 8 and burger buns in packs of 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who milked the first cow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ate all the biscuits, when I live alone. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can’t some people just be upfront and honest?"

Million Dollar question

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why are there never enough Jaffa Cakes in a pack

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

How can horses do that and still walk?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Why do burgers come in backs of 8 and burger buns in packs of 6

Because you need to eat 24 in one sitting?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why does a '5 minute job' take an hour?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Why is the cake always gone.... and who the f**k has got toast crumbs in the butter AGAIN

You had cake and didn't share?

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this is probably true

but the cake still shouldn't be all gone

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Why is the cake always gone.... and who the f**k has got toast crumbs in the butter AGAIN

You had cake and didn't share?

this is probably true

but the cake still shouldn't be all gone

We need another cake then.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Why can't I be a bit more aloof?

Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do fish have watertight arseholes?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Why can't I be a bit more aloof?

Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times? "

Put yourself in the position of those wires; wouldn’t you want to dig into your boobs too?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

( From a lurker not me )

Why are all the hugs I want so impossible!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why can't I be a bit more aloof?

Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times? "

its annoying isnt it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Why can't I be a bit more aloof?

Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times?

Put yourself in the position of those wires; wouldn’t you want to dig into your boobs too?"

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When dating, why do I keep finding all these hairpins everywhere?

They end in your fucking cuppa soup and god knows how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the really useful thing. The thing you really need NOW

The thing that was sat in your drawer for ten years. The thing that you threw away yesterday?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That thing, you know - the thing you put in a safe place - is never to be found again until you don't need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does my phone battery drop to 10% almost immediately, but that last 10% can last all day?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried."

Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who milked the first cow...."

Probably the baby cows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.

Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?

Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can’t some people just be upfront and honest?"

Why can't all people be honest? Some are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has had their cock in the nutella?"

Is cheese and Nutella a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.

Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?

Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me

I just sent you another abusive message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do the twats always get the best jobs?"

You mean like the PM and his advisor?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Why so single socks disappear in the wash?

How do they get the figs into the figs rolls,

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Who has had their cock in the nutella?

Is cheese and Nutella a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When dating, why do I keep finding all these hairpins everywhere?

They end in your fucking cuppa soup and god knows how?"

Simple - don't use hairpins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who milked the first cow....

Probably the baby cows

No one likes a witty response...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.

Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?

Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me

I just sent you another abusive message

The birds have been called off

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Is 2018VP1 a portent for the US Presidential election?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried.

Why do birds always shit on my car when I have washed it?

Sorry I sent them to get you back for the abusive messages you send me

I just sent you another abusive message

The birds have been called off

Why thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they sterilise the needle when giving a lethal injection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are so many good ones suddenly leaving fab?"

Because they are good ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't I be a bit more aloof?

Why do the wires of my bras always dig into my boobs at the most irritating times?

Put yourself in the position of those wires; wouldn’t you want to dig into your boobs too?

Brilliant.

Don’t start talking to those wires though Meli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do birds only shit on the washing once it has dried."

Just had this

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Who left the hair in the plug hole??? It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If heat rises how come it’s bloody cold at the top of a mountain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If heat rises how come it’s bloody cold at the top of a mountain "

OMG

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

why youger guys in their 2o's want fuck an old grandmother like always been a mestary to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do they sterilise the needle when giving a lethal injection?"

They don't. They use a cannula which comes pre-sterilised in its own packaging.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

How nasty some people are, and with no reason

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Why leave one piece of loo paper on the roll instead of replacing it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why is naval fluff always blue?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Why is the word "dyslexia" so hard to spell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is naval fluff always blue?

It isn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I ever learn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I ever learn?"

Nope. Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I ever learn?

Nope. Never

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Will I ever learn?"

You have much to learn my young padawan.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Why is it so hard to be happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If shops and banks enable you to opt out of marketing info, why do they "need" your info at all?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Will I ever learn?"

There can be lots of fun in trying again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why is naval fluff always blue?

It isn’t

Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.

Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is naval fluff always blue?

It isn’t

Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.

Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good

Quite the intrepid explorer huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need to pee as soon as you find a comfortable position in bed?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why is naval fluff always blue?

It isn’t

Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.

Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good

Quite the intrepid explorer huh?

I’m thinking of asking the National Graphic channel for some money to launch a full on expedition down there; Anyone wishing to take part in this honourable quest will require some abseiling gear, rations to last a few weeks and a torch. No need to bring reading material as more will likely be found within....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide awake until 30 mins before the alarm goes off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is naval fluff always blue?

It isn’t

Actually, you’re right- I’ve just had a rummage in there and pulled out some grey fluff.

Incidentally I also found a copy of Men’s Health in there dated January 2017 which was quite good

Quite the intrepid explorer huh?

You sound as if you need a little tongue action. Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I always wide awake at bedtime, but come morning, I'm bloody knackered?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do dogs think in barks or the language of the country they are from

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Do dogs think in barks or the language of the country they are from

Do animals from different countries understand each other? Do they have regional accents?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why does the phone ring when you're in the bog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wide awake until 30 mins before the alarm goes off

Have a similar issue where I always wake up half an hour before my alarm is set to go off. So annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you drop the toast and it lands msrmalade side down

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why do you produce unflushable floaters when you're out somewhere posh?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why do you produce unflushable floaters when you're out somewhere posh?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .

I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .

I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried

Do you live near a McDonald's.

They love McDs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do dogs think in barks or the language of the country they are from

Do animals from different countries understand each other? Do they have regional accents?

I was reading about monkeys last week. The same monkey but in different regions have different variants of calls/song.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

How I managed to father a handsome young boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How I managed to father a handsome young boy

Awww.

With a handsome penis?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"How I managed to father a handsome young boy

Awww.

With a handsome penis? "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .

I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried

I noticed this in Worcester when I went for an unscheduled visit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why am I always wide awake at bedtime, but come morning, I'm bloody knackered?!"

Tell me about it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .

I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried

Do you live near a McDonald's.

They love McDs.

That’s so true

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Why are there so many fucking seagulls over my head right now .

I mean I couldnt live further away from a beach in England if i tried

Do you live near a McDonald's.

They love McDs.

That’s so true

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there know as beach pigeons where we come from

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Why is it the faster you go, the slower time goes #einsteinsrelativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there only one monopolies commission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why every time l try to eat healthy to shed a few kilos l crave so much for cake and fizzy drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lid to your tupperware

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lid to your tupperware "

Always goes missing?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Why does my dog always look at me like it's my fault when she farts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the sky blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tubs no lids that's me lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why is the sky blue?"

Due to the way the visible light scatters in the atmosphere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do some people survive into adulthood! Darwin should work harder!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How do some people survive into adulthood! Darwin should work harder!!"

Why Darwin?! He just wrote a book and grew a stonking beard

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