FabSwingers.com forum: Happy Birthday Mr Mystique

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not my birthday

but if this approach works then it’s my birthday every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s not my birthday

but if this approach works then it’s my birthday every day

Ouch!! Good one. Ever heard of boy who cried wolf lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not my birthday

but if this approach works then it’s my birthday every day

Ouch!! Good one. Ever heard of boy who cried wolf lol.

no, but I’ve heard of the bloke who cried tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need boobs?

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By *leeperMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Happy birthday ?? in ___ days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need boobs?

Yes please, don’t you know it’s not my birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s not my birthday

but if this approach works then it’s my birthday every day

Ouch!! Good one. Ever heard of boy who cried wolf lol.

no, but I’ve heard of the bloke who cried tits

I cried something else that's a body part when you said it wasn't your birthday! And it wasn't tits!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need boobs?

Yes please, don’t you know it’s not my birthday

Of course! Which means a non birthday requires boobs, I shall do my duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Incoming...."

It's my Birthday today... probably.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Do you need boobs?

Yes please, don’t you know it’s not my birthday

Of course! Which means a non birthday requires boobs, I shall do my duty

It’s not my birthday either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you need boobs?

Yes please, don’t you know it’s not my birthday

Of course! Which means a non birthday requires boobs, I shall do my duty

It’s not my birthday either! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys, Mr M is my part time husband so I had a duty to fulfil. Can't send boobs to everyone

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By *ustyshowoffCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Happy Birthday

J xxx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Happy Burthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys, Mr M is my part time husband so I had a duty to fulfil. Can't send boobs to everyone

Nice norks wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry guys, Mr M is my part time husband so I had a duty to fulfil. Can't send boobs to everyone

Nice norks wifey

You say the nicest things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Happy not Birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy not Birthday xx "

Happy Birthday to you Jo

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Happy not Birthday xx

Happy Birthday to you Jo

Thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys thanks for the messages but it’s not my birthday.

I REPEAT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Guys thanks for the messages but it’s not my birthday.

I REPEAT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

It could be if you play your cards right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys thanks for the messages but it’s not my birthday.

I REPEAT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

It could be if you play your cards right

This is exactly my sentiment as well

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Guys thanks for the messages but it’s not my birthday.

I REPEAT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

It could be if you play your cards right

This is exactly my sentiment as well

Looks like it could be mine too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"It’s not my birthday

but if this approach works then it’s my birthday every day

Is it your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys thanks for the messages but it’s not my birthday.

I REPEAT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

Happy NOT your birthday;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys thanks for the messages but it’s not my birthday.

I REPEAT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not my birthday

but if this approach works then it’s my birthday every day

Is it your birthday?"

It’s my birthday everyday with you Yassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys thanks for the messages but it’s not my birthday.

I REPEAT ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

Happy NOT your birthday;-)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Hes lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich "

Oh who with?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

Oh who with?

The birthday man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

Oh who with?

The birthday man"

And who's in the middle?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

Oh who with?

The birthday man

And who's in the middle? "

Jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

Oh who with?

The birthday man"

You’ll have to wait 4 months then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

Oh who with?

The birthday man

And who's in the middle?

Jam"

Oh... well better be strawberry at least...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

Oh who with?

The birthday man

You’ll have to wait 4 months then

Last month of free movement! Find a filling mate and I'll be there lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"There you go mate!

Happy Birthday Bud!

If it's not his birthday why have you done a thread saying it is

Because he posted on another birthday thread saying it was lol... the swine!!!

Nasty ain't he.

Anything for the feel of a woman

If it works it works. What do I get?

A sandwich

Oh who with?

The birthday man

You’ll have to wait 4 months then

I can wait can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday x"

Don't hate me mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday pal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Happy birthday pal

It's not his birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday x"

ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

BUT THANKYOU ANYWAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday x

ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

BUT THANKYOU ANYWAY

Oh ok. I take it back then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not his birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday x

ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

BUT THANKYOU ANYWAY

Oh ok. I take it back then lol "

So you can only be nice to me on my actual birthday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday x

ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

BUT THANKYOU ANYWAY

Oh ok. I take it back then lol

So you can only be nice to me on my actual birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy unbirthday buddy well if the wueen can have two , why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday x

ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

BUT THANKYOU ANYWAY

Oh ok. I take it back then lol

So you can only be nice to me on my actual birthday?

The first comment says it's not your birthday I'm surprised you got so many. Probably more than I'd get on my actual birthday lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Happy unbirthday buddy well if the wueen can have two , why not

Wueen?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Happy unbirthday buddy well if the wueen can have two , why not

His Weener

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Happy Birthday x

ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

BUT THANKYOU ANYWAY

Oh ok. I take it back then lol

So you can only be nice to me on my actual birthday?

The first comment says it's not your birthday I'm surprised you got so many. Probably more than I'd get on my actual birthday lol.

I blame you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy unbirthday buddy well if the wueen can have two , why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday x

ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

BUT THANKYOU ANYWAY

Oh ok. I take it back then lol

So you can only be nice to me on my actual birthday?

The first comment says it's not your birthday I'm surprised you got so many. Probably more than I'd get on my actual birthday lol.

I blame you "

Uuuuuummmmm NO!!! I was trying to be nice! I was fibbed too lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr M is a popular dick, even on his un birthday

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Happy birthday. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr M is a popular dick, even on his un birthday

Nuts ain't it!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mr M is a popular dick, even on his un birthday

Nuts ain't it!

I believe his nuts are quite tasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr M is a popular dick, even on his un birthday

Nuts ain't it!

I believe his nuts are quite tasty

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy unbirthday buddy well if the wueen can have two , why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday to the best daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday to the best daddy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP?"

The guy who travels

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