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"You must be manstruating today OP? On his meriod  "I'll keep that one in the memory bank thanks  | |||
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"You must be manstruating today OP? " I feel F.I.N.E.  | |||
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"Is that the best way to wear a sanitary towel op?" I wear it where the bleeding is. Up the bum, right? | |||
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"Ahhh thats why you were cranky last week "No I'm cranky every week. You need to worry when I start smiling | |||
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"I'd not heard the Red Army one before  "The french say ‘the English are invading’ on account that soldiers used to wear red tunics | |||
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"The gypsies are in town is what I was bought up to say " Have they tarmacced your drive yet? | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this " I just love the English language eupehisms and etymology  | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this " Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it . | |||
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"I'd not heard the Red Army one before
The french say ‘the English are invading’ on account that soldiers used to wear red tunics "That's interesting ...Vive l'empereur | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it . "Please do. | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it . "I wouldn't regret it one bit  | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this " Likewise when women start cock threads etc etc | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it . "I used to work with a woman when I was a lot younger, she was going through menopause and her favourite phrase was "Oh I'm flooding off my feet!" Followed by "Can you go and buy me some maxi pads, it's like chopped liver" Was that the kind of thing you wanted OP? | |||
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"I'd not heard the Red Army one before
The french say ‘the English are invading’ on account that soldiers used to wear red tunics "Is this one of those things where we're the only different ones and the rest of the world says the English are invading? | |||
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"The gypsies are in town is what I was bought up to say " Genuinely never heard this one, still can't work out why it's said? Oh status update...Platoon?  | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it .
I used to work with a woman when I was a lot younger, she was going through menopause and her favourite phrase was "Oh I'm flooding off my feet!"
Followed by "Can you go and buy me some maxi pads, it's like chopped liver"
Was that the kind of thing you wanted OP?
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it .
Please do. "When you sneeze and birth a blood clot. Am I right ladies!? | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it .
I used to work with a woman when I was a lot younger, she was going through menopause and her favourite phrase was "Oh I'm flooding off my feet!"
Followed by "Can you go and buy me some maxi pads, it's like chopped liver"
Was that the kind of thing you wanted OP?
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"I'd not heard the Red Army one before
The french say ‘the English are invading’ on account that soldiers used to wear red tunics
Is this one of those things where we're the only different ones and the rest of the world says the English are invading? "Ha. Probably. My OH can’t even bear that advert that says your gotta get it up there girls’ so this thread would kill him off | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this " Agreed. Be like me starting a thread- pregnancy and what to the expect. | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it .
Please do.
When you sneeze and birth a blood clot. Am I right ladies!? "Well I have swum in the Red River and tasted the Burgundy. A few clots to clean up after that | |||
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"The gypsies are in town is what I was bought up to say Genuinely never heard this one, still can't work out why it's said? "Prob as they are inconvenient and annoying AF. | |||
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"The gypsies are in town is what I was bought up to say Genuinely never heard this one, still can't work out why it's said?
Prob as they are inconvenient and annoying AF. "It was simply when she was growing up she was told accept the flower they offer or else you’ll be cursed and it stuck with her | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Agreed. Be like me starting a thread- pregnancy and what to the expect. " I'm always open to new thread ideas. Thanks | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it .
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When you sneeze and birth a blood clot. Am I right ladies!? "Indeed!!! It’s not pleasant. Roll on the menopause ... although I know I won’t be saying that when it happens. Lou x Lou x | |||
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"We say "Are Barnsley playing at home" around here "Yes but you’re weirdos from that town | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it .
Please do.
When you sneeze and birth a blood clot. Am I right ladies!?
Well I have swum in the Red River and tasted the Burgundy. A few clots to clean up after that "Well that's turned me right off my food for the day. | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. " To true | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this Tempted to go full period talk and make him regret it .
Please do.
When you sneeze and birth a blood clot. Am I right ladies!?
Well I have swum in the Red River and tasted the Burgundy. A few clots to clean up after that
Well that's turned me right off my food for the day."Should've kept out of my thread then | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. " Thank you. It's all natural. Not dirty or bad or
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"We say "Are Barnsley playing at home" around here
Yes but you’re weirdos from that town "Yeah and we remember who owes us a pint too | |||
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"I'd not heard the Red Army one before "Can either be entertaining or the Red Army is invading | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. " What's good about this particular thread? | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread?" But what is bad about it?  | |||
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Haven't had one in about 5 years. "Are you a vampire? | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread? But what is bad about it? "It's like listening to a bunch of teenage boys making fun of girls because they bleed | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. " Of course it's natural. They can still be gross though. Speaking as someone who had to clean maternity instruments with a hangover in my early 20s anyway . It's not just blood like if you cut yourself. It's not unclean or anything to be ashamed of but it's also okay to be squicked by it. I've been squicked by my own period related stuff like the clots, mucus plugs, visible veins, etc. Bodies do gross things but that's okay. | |||
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Haven't had one in about 5 years.
Are you a vampire?"I may look like one but no . | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread? But what is bad about it?
It's like listening to a bunch of teenage boys making fun of girls because they bleed "But I'm not making fun. I'm asking what phrases people use for menstruation. It's about the language, phrases and colloquialisms used. I could spend a happy few hours researching on the web the etymology and history behind some of them | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread? But what is bad about it?
It's like listening to a bunch of teenage boys making fun of girls because they bleed
But I'm not making fun. I'm asking what phrases people use for menstruation.
It's about the language, phrases and colloquialisms used.
I could spend a happy few hours researching on the web the etymology and history behind some of them "It's still a mighty strange topic for a man to have chosen | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread? But what is bad about it?
It's like listening to a bunch of teenage boys making fun of girls because they bleed
But I'm not making fun. I'm asking what phrases people use for menstruation.
It's about the language, phrases and colloquialisms used.
I could spend a happy few hours researching on the web the etymology and history behind some of them
It's still a mighty strange topic for a man to have chosen "Yup The last time i heard those expressions, it was from teenage boys in my class Everyone sniggered, but what we really thought was " why are boys so immature?" | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread? But what is bad about it?
It's like listening to a bunch of teenage boys making fun of girls because they bleed
But I'm not making fun. I'm asking what phrases people use for menstruation.
It's about the language, phrases and colloquialisms used.
I could spend a happy few hours researching on the web the etymology and history behind some of them
It's still a mighty strange topic for a man to have chosen "But why shouldn’t a man start it? | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. Of course it's natural. They can still be gross though. Speaking as someone who had to clean maternity instruments with a hangover in my early 20s anyway . It's not just blood like if you cut yourself. It's not unclean or anything to be ashamed of but it's also okay to be squicked by it. I've been squicked by my own period related stuff like the clots, mucus plugs, visible veins, etc. Bodies do gross things but that's okay. "Yes, you’re right, but it’s also great to talk about it like this, whether it’s started by a man or a woman. It’s good that you can be candid about it, and speak truthfully about something so natural and normal. | |||
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"On the rag or blob? Painting the town red? The Russians have invaded? Definetly feeling a redness to my threads today. What's your favourite euphemism for the 'curse' or are you just 'entertaining the Red Army'? " Or just simply on your period?! | |||
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"It’s mother nature’s gift right "Yeah and Mother Nature was not expecting someone to decide anal was a better option when the painters were in | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread? But what is bad about it?
It's like listening to a bunch of teenage boys making fun of girls because they bleed
But I'm not making fun. I'm asking what phrases people use for menstruation.
It's about the language, phrases and colloquialisms used.
I could spend a happy few hours researching on the web the etymology and history behind some of them
It's still a mighty strange topic for a man to have chosen
But why shouldn’t a man start it? "He's not exactly looking to get insight into it beyond silly names for it. That's what makes it strange | |||
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"It’s mother nature’s gift right
Yeah and Mother Nature was not expecting someone to decide anal was a better option when the painters were in " it’s bj week right | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this " I really don't understand why anyone would start a thread like this | |||
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"I think it’s good that a man has started this thread. A period is a natural thing, and life comes from it We shouldn’t be afraid of taking about it, with men or women. It’s only blood, and the fact it comes from our uterus does not make it dirty or bad. What's good about this particular thread? But what is bad about it?
It's like listening to a bunch of teenage boys making fun of girls because they bleed
But I'm not making fun. I'm asking what phrases people use for menstruation.
It's about the language, phrases and colloquialisms used.
I could spend a happy few hours researching on the web the etymology and history behind some of them
It's still a mighty strange topic for a man to have chosen
But why shouldn’t a man start it?
He's not exactly looking to get insight into it beyond silly names for it.
That's what makes it strange "There are over 5000+ euphemisms around the world for menstruation. There has even been an academic study on it. Why? Make a case for why women shouldn't use a euphemism but actually just call it what it is. | |||
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"I really don't understand why a man would start a thread like this " It does remind me of when Alan Partridge has two lesbians on his chat show asked them "Do these slang names hurt: Lesbos, Les-be-friends, Dykes, Bulldykes, Dick Van Dykes, Spare-Rib-Ticklers, Cat-Flaps, Pussy Footers, Knicker Pickers, Men, Backpackers, Tent-peggers, Trout fishers, Melon Farmers, Kwikfit Fitters, Baggage Handlers, Left Luggage?" | |||
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"It’s mother nature’s gift right
Yeah and Mother Nature was not expecting someone to decide anal was a better option when the painters were in
it’s bj week right "Kissing week at ours that normally ends up with a bj | |||
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"It’s mother nature’s gift right
Yeah and Mother Nature was not expecting someone to decide anal was a better option when the painters were in
it’s bj week right
Kissing week at ours that normally ends up with a bj " | |||
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"A couple decide to have a code for sex when talking around their young children. They choose writing as the theme, and so are able to speak freely. The Father turns to one of the children one day, and asks one of the children to tell mummy that he needs to write a letter and is the typewriter available? Being a dutiful child they deliver the message and return with a reply "Mummy says you can't this evening, as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter". A few days later, Mummy turn to the child and asks them to tell Daddy that if they still want to type that letter tonight the red ribbon is gone. Being a dutiful child they deliver the message and return with a reply "Daddy says it's okay, he wrote the letter by hand!" I'll get my coat..." | |||
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"A couple decide to have a code for sex when talking around their young children. They choose writing as the theme, and so are able to speak freely. The Father turns to one of the children one day, and asks one of the children to tell mummy that he needs to write a letter and is the typewriter available? Being a dutiful child they deliver the message and return with a reply "Mummy says you can't this evening, as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter". A few days later, Mummy turn to the child and asks them to tell Daddy that if they still want to type that letter tonight the red ribbon is gone. Being a dutiful child they deliver the message and return with a reply "Daddy says it's okay, he wrote the letter by hand!" I'll get my coat..."
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"The mice are in for dinner! God, that sounds awful! "Ewwwwww! | |||
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"The mice are in for dinner! God, that sounds awful! "Never heard that one. A bit bizarre. What exactly are the mice doing?! | |||
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"The mice are in for dinner! God, that sounds awful!
Never heard that one. A bit bizarre. What exactly are the mice doing?! "This one may make you regret your thread choices... 'mice' refer to the build up in a woman in medieval times where hygiene was less of a thing and knickers certainly not. A lady would often 'drop a mouse' when the build up got too heavy. It was common even amongst the Queens of England. Etymology is indeed ace. | |||
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"The mice are in for dinner! God, that sounds awful!
Never heard that one. A bit bizarre. What exactly are the mice doing?!
This one may make you regret your thread choices...
'mice' refer to the build up in a woman in medieval times where hygiene was less of a thing and knickers certainly not. A lady would often 'drop a mouse' when the build up got too heavy. It was common even amongst the Queens of England.
Etymology is indeed ace. "I never regret my thread choices. I'll have to have a web search for medieval mice now. Thank you for the info. | |||
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