FabSwingers.com forum: Lynx Africa and Marmite!

By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

It's been a few days since the last Marmite thread, and we all know the subject is one close to all our hearts.

I then happened to notice that Lynx have release a new body spray (and I assume shower gel etc.).

It combines their Africa scent with MARMITE!

To me this sounds like my new signature smell. How would you all feel if someone turned up to a meet smelling of Marmite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repulsed...

Now wheres that spewing emoji?? Haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Repulsed...

Now wheres that spewing emoji?? Haha"

Here

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Repulsed...

Now wheres that spewing emoji?? Haha

Lol

personally I hope they do a bubble bath version...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I suppose its mildly better than smelling of Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now don't get me wrong, I like marmite, not sure I would want to go about smelling of it

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Marmite sprouts, might have to try that...

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Marmite sprouts, might have to try that..."

With bacon, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repulsed...

Now wheres that spewing emoji?? Haha

Here

Have a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose its mildly better than smelling of Sprouts

Had a girlfriend who smeared her lady bits in marmite. Put me off for life. Marmite that is not cunninlingus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure it will have the girls gushing.......

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

FFS im going to have to list that on my profile as being anti africa marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a real thing!

I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"It's a real thing!

I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat. "

Whoa, tough crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a real thing!

I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.

Whoa, tough crowd

A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"It's a real thing!

I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.

Whoa, tough crowd

A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy.

Wow, he really went all out to impress you, clearly

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"It's a real thing!

I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.

Whoa, tough crowd

A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy.

Wow, he really went all out to impress you, clearly

Sounds very thoughtful to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I have a ridiculous childish crush on in real life posted on Facebook he was wearing it as a joke. I think I could just about stomach it on him, no chance for anyone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a real thing!

I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.

Whoa, tough crowd

A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy.

Wow, he really went all out to impress you, clearly

Sounds very thoughtful to me."

I know right.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Marmite sprouts, might have to try that...

With bacon, obviously

And liver. Don't forget the liver.

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I thought I would report back here.

As my friend delivered me some of the above shower gel and body spray last night (I think because she is a big Marmite fan, and therefore it will make cuddling me more bearable).

It really does smell (quite strongly) of Marmite. More disturbingly, the shower gel looks like (runny) Marmite, or as I described it, the morning after a night of bad real ale.

I am now concerned about the two famous phenomenon combining: the Lynx effect, and the Love it or Hate it of Marmite.

If I leave my house will there be dozens of women chasing me to either lick me or stab me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone posted about Lynx Africa/Marmite on my Facebook newsfeed a few days ago. Considering he saw it in a pound shop, it would indicate to me that it isn't going down too well...

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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Someone posted about Lynx Africa/Marmite on my Facebook newsfeed a few days ago. Considering he saw it in a pound shop, it would indicate to me that it isn't going down too well...

It's not going to be to many people's taste!

;-)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Had a girlfriend who smeared her lady bits in marmite. "

Has she tried Vegemite on her vag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a girlfriend who smeared her lady bits in marmite.

Has she tried Vegemite on her vag ?"

Vagimite?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"It's been a few days since the last Marmite thread, and we all know the subject is one close to all our hearts.

I then happened to notice that Lynx have release a new body spray (and I assume shower gel etc.).

It combines their Africa scent with MARMITE!

To me this sounds like my new signature smell. How would you all feel if someone turned up to a meet smelling of Marmite?"
a yeast extract ? Honestly? Yuk

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I thought I would report back here.

As my friend delivered me some of the above shower gel and body spray last night (I think because she is a big Marmite fan, and therefore it will make cuddling me more bearable).

It really does smell (quite strongly) of Marmite. More disturbingly, the shower gel looks like (runny) Marmite, or as I described it, the morning after a night of bad real ale.

I am now concerned about the two famous phenomenon combining: the Lynx effect, and the Love it or Hate it of Marmite.

If I leave my house will there be dozens of women chasing me to either lick me or stab me?! "

They might be trying to wrap you in a giant cheese slice. You hadn't considered that, had you?

And if your friend likes it and us going to get closer as a result, who the hell cares what anyone else thinks? Go for it, studmuffin

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

All the lickiness without the stickiness

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