FabSwingers.com forum: Wow, that was close

By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Just been to the loo at work, but the cleaner had obviously only just left. I very nearly ended up putting my botty on to a wet seat

It was only because it looked shinier than usual to the casual glance that I noticed....

Who else has had a lucky escape today?

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Just been to the loo at work, but the cleaner had obviously only just left. I very nearly ended up putting my botty on to a wet seat

It was only because it looked shinier than usual to the casual glance that I noticed....

Who else has had a lucky escape today? "

Well, it could have been superglue

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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

That escalated quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly sat on a tow bar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly sat on a tow bar... "

He’s never going to be allowed to forget that is he?

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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"I nearly sat on a tow bar...

He’s never going to be allowed to forget that is he?

Just for the record, it wasn't me wanting to sit on the damn thing...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I always wipe the seat before sitting. Not risking sitting on someone elses wee

. Bonus is I always notice before sitting down if there's no loo roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly bleached your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly sat on a tow bar... "

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Ahhh, the pre cursor to Neptune's "kiss"

Well spotted my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't have anything to saybuntil now. Nearly drank a wasp that was in my coffee. I saved him though he's fine!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You'd have an albino arsehole

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Just been to the loo at work, but the cleaner had obviously only just left. I very nearly ended up putting my botty on to a wet seat

It was only because it looked shinier than usual to the casual glance that I noticed....

Who else has had a lucky escape today? "

Clingfilm on the loo is fun

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just been to the loo at work, but the cleaner had obviously only just left. I very nearly ended up putting my botty on to a wet seat

It was only because it looked shinier than usual to the casual glance that I noticed....

Who else has had a lucky escape today?

Clingfilm on the loo is fun

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you're just naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We left a bag on the tube yesterday and i thought that was bad but nothing compared to what you nearly went through OP.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Just been to the loo at work, but the cleaner had obviously only just left. I very nearly ended up putting my botty on to a wet seat

It was only because it looked shinier than usual to the casual glance that I noticed....

Who else has had a lucky escape today?

Clingfilm on the loo is fun

you're just naughty

Shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly sat on a tow bar...

He’s never going to be allowed to forget that is he?

The gift that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I very nearly stepped on the fattest slug you’ve ever seen in your life. If I hadn’t put the light on to grab my midnight munchies........

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By *ingmaster1Man
over a year ago

coulsdon

"I always wipe the seat before sitting. Not risking sitting on someone elses wee

. Bonus is I always notice before sitting down if there's no loo roll. "

great post i do the same how many of us has sat down carried on then no paper!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wipe the seat before sitting. Not risking sitting on someone elses wee

. Bonus is I always notice before sitting down if there's no loo roll.

great post i do the same how many of us has sat down carried on then no paper!!!!"

I had to text my work mate once to get him to drop some loo roll in to me... He told everyone in the team and they were all outside the toilet to give me a round of applause when I came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly sat on a tow bar...

He’s never going to be allowed to forget that is he?

If you've read that thread, unfortunately, neither will you!

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