FabSwingers.com forum: I like my coffee as I like my women....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hot, sweet and instant

Your turn

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Seven at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, strong, and black.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Black and bitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled in a perk on the stove ??

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Strong not too sweet and hits the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet and flavourful

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Black and bitter"

1/2 here

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By *aughty_wirral_pairCouple
over a year ago

Bromborough

Shared with friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweet and black. With a dash of full fat cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet and full of sugar and topped with cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot and wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong, black and freshly ground

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Black and bitter

1/2 here

Well, _ello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my coffee as I like myself, dark, bitter and too hot for you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Black and bitter

1/2 here

Well, _ello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky, creamy and not too skinny

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Weak and bitter

. Not true by the way.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Strong, Turkish and Perky

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

Alone in a dark room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong + italian

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Alone in a dark room. "

To see what develops ??

Thought men were visual creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a custard cream??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot ..rich ...creamy

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

With chocolate and topped with whipped cream

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Strong + italian

Good call...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a spoon in them?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

vale

Wet and warm

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By *1TykeMan
over a year ago

North

Hot, sweet and on the coffee table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitter sweet

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"With a custard cream??

Don't leave it in there too long, you don't want it going soggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold and bitter, having been d*unk by many others and spat out due to their after taste....

Nice weather today

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

Digested & excreted by Civet cats

No wai-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm on the lips and always wanting more when it’s finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alone in a dark room.

To see what develops ??

Thought men were visual creatures. "

Not all of us

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

"Tall, strong, and black. "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a cup??? Eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like tea."

Hot, sweet and well stued?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I like my coffee like I like my men...

Hot, tasty and ready for dunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perky and sweet .. with a second helping

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Milky, sweet and plenty of it.

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By *ewismixedbbcMan
over a year ago

birmingham

A hot milky one in a filthy cup haha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Ely

Oh dear, i don't like coffee......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black and bitter"

Sorry this made me laugh!!! Had a partner in Norway and she was a bit bitter. She said she didn't want anything serious then I got with someone else... Not friends no more.

Oh that's a bit sad really... maybe I should make contact its been a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seeming ive ran out of gas mines.

Black no sugar and cold... again reminds me if Norway. Thanks for this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot and strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imported from Brazil or Colombia

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dont drink coffee

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

My ideal specimen attracts me with its scent, is full-bodied, hot, and a little bit bitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, strong, sweet & on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferably no pubic hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a plastic cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, wet, strong, creamy. First thing in the morning. And lots throughout the day!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Alone in a dark room.

To see what develops ??

Thought men were visual creatures. "

Not pitch black! Just subdued lighting

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

I like fair trade coffee, what do you want for your wife?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

... In cake form?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my coffee how I like my men, inside me"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like my coffee how I like my men, inside me""

this wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgotten about and cold in the corner

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Tucked away in a cupboard, until I fancy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of energy and in my face

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Full of energy and in my face

On your face?

Oh sorry, sorry, my mistake

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full of energy and in my face

On your face?

Oh sorry, sorry, my mistake

Mrs TMN x"

Well you got the gist of the thing

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Full of energy and in my face

On your face?

Oh sorry, sorry, my mistake

Mrs TMN x

Well you got the gist of the thing

In, on, potato, potahto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky... well...I can dream

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

The reason to get up in the morning

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Complex and pretentious

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Hot wet and available on every street corner

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London &

Perpetually hot, fresh and gloriously scented

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Hot and sweet, black with a shot of milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 in the morning

Greedy... but also understandable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken from a sealed container stored in the fridge

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

Before I take a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With 2 Es in them

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Lytchett Matravers

Decaffinated... Looks and taste like the real thing, is equally as satisfying but without the visit to A&E afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, strong and keeps me up all night.

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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.

Strong and naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, strong, French and frequent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally a double, always strong, sweet and if I'm feelling indulgent, with a trail of caramel syrup

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Bitter isnt good but looking forward to it and savouring the taste is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Splashed all over my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a table for two at Costas or Starbuck's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dip in my hard custard cream when it's hot and freshly prepared.. i don't last long before it goes soft, and just makes a creamy mess

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hot, strong, French and frequent"

I'll have what you're having

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Hot, strong, French and frequent

I'll have what you're having

French! How dare you both. Don’t you know you are lucky enough to be surrounded by Englishmen- widely recognised as the best lovers in Europe. Based on research by Sydney University. Middle aged men from North Essex were singled out for distinction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot, strong, French and frequent

I'll have what you're having

I'm not surrounded by Englishmen

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Simple Hot

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

In a tall glass coffee cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoyed throughout the morning until I go a bit cross-eyed and have to stop...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more than 2 sends me a little crazy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not often, but strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not often, but strong

Aww shit, I mean tea though. I don't drink coffee.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Alone in a dark room.

To see what develops ??

Thought men were visual creatures.

Not pitch black! Just subdued lighting "

Lighting is a funny name for a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mellow with a hint of sweetness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One at a time

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Instant out if a sachet

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

Every hour hot and wet but this is no ordenary coffee its m&s coffee ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Exclusive and hipster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ground up and stored in a freezer?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Freshly grinded, strong, usually mixed (3 varieties ) Black, slightly sweetened.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

The cheap stuff from Aldi..

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By *anctionedSecretsCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

Warm and Strong, yet sweet and smooth. X

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Burr ground Italian double expresso, not 100% arabica either, like a good caffeine kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade” - Krieger

(Archer reference)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burr ground Italian double expresso, not 100% arabica either, like a good caffeine kick"

So you like mixed race Italian-Arab women who kick like a mule?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong,tall, creamy and a Few time’s a day

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Burr ground Italian double expresso, not 100% arabica either, like a good caffeine kick

So you like mixed race Italian-Arab women who kick like a mule?!

Now you come to mention it.... that sounds perfect

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Non existent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to cut down.....

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By *ishygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Hot, wet and satisfying!

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