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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!

What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!)

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I don't have a back door I'm afraid, what would I'm gonna smash your balcony door in mean?

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Heard this one: I'm an interior decorator - I don't wear condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bang you harder than a door in a police raid.

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"Heard this one: I'm an interior decorator - I don't wear condoms "

Ohhh FFS hahaha

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"I don't have a back door I'm afraid, what would I'm gonna smash your balcony door in mean?"

Good question!!

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"I'll bang you harder than a door in a police raid."

Haha... damn those police!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to bang the shit out of you...

If that actually happened I’d get into the females shower before going home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have yer gushing more than Niagara Falls.

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"I’ll have yer gushing more than Niagara Falls. "

and there was me thinking id liken it to "Old Faithful".... another good one though Incan!

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"I’m going to bang the shit out of you...

If that actually happened I’d get into the females shower before going home. "

I like that you decided to use the female showers chap! No shit in the gents please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to bang the shit out of you...

If that actually happened I’d get into the females shower before going home.

I like that you decided to use the female showers chap! No shit in the gents please!!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have yer gushing more than Niagara Falls.

and there was me thinking id liken it to "Old Faithful".... another good one though Incan!"

If you said it it’d make me laugh

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"I’ll have yer gushing more than Niagara Falls.

and there was me thinking id liken it to "Old Faithful".... another good one though Incan!

If you said it it’d make me laugh "

I tend to have that effect on a lady

Not when i take me pants off mind!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bang you like a barn door in a high wind

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!

What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!) "

Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house.

In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door.

So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked....

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!

What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!)

Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house.

In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door.

So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked.... "

In this instance off topic is rather well received!! I bet he was furious

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford


"Bang you like a barn door in a high wind

"

I was waiting for this one!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do you fancy a bit of how's your father ?

He's dead actually

Bit of a mood killer

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

I'm on my hands and knees scrubbing ....the kitchen floor

Oh the joys

Ss

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Balls are full, got more batter than a harry ramsden

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Courtesy of Chas & Dave, "She's got more rabbit than Sainsbury's" referring to somebody who talks a lot.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Why do I like motor racing? Because golf, football, and cricket only require one ball.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

One of my favourites from Blackadder Goes Forth:

Lord Flashheart: Remember, always treat your plane like you treat your woman.

George: Do you mean take it home at weekend to meet your mother?

Lord Flashheart: No, get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back!

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By *airytaleOfNewPork OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Some crackers!

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By *ussy FoodMan
over a year ago

darlington

Smash your pasty, youtube it was a bit of a musical hit.

or give you a face like a plasters radio

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!

What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!)

Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house.

In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door.

So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked....

In this instance off topic is rather well received!! I bet he was furious "

Well my mum had a good laugh at his expense...

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