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"Heard this one: I'm an interior decorator - I don't wear condoms " Ohhh FFS hahaha | |||
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"I don't have a back door I'm afraid, what would I'm gonna smash your balcony door in mean?" Good question!! | |||
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"I'll bang you harder than a door in a police raid." Haha... damn those police! | |||
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"I’m going to bang the shit out of you... If that actually happened I’d get into the females shower before going home. ![]() I like that you decided to use the female showers chap! No shit in the gents please!! | |||
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"I’ll have yer gushing more than Niagara Falls. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I tend to have that effect on a lady ![]() ![]() | |||
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"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?! What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!) " Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house. In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door. So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked.... ![]() | |||
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"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?! What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!) Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house. In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door. So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked.... ![]() In this instance off topic is rather well received!! I bet he was furious ![]() | |||
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"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?! What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!) Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house. In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door. So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked.... ![]() ![]() Well my mum had a good laugh at his expense... ![]() | |||
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