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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

KFC says so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to lick other parts then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear Colonel Sanders passed away?

He kicked the family bucket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean I can still lick other parts though?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"KFC says so "

Can we suck instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does that mean I can still lick other parts though? "

The parts that other tongues can't reach

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I lick ears instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I lick ears instead "

That would make me shudder in ways you wouldn't believe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"KFC says so

Can we suck instead?"

Suck it and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I lick ears instead "

I've got something you can lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I lick ears instead "

As long as there's been no KFC involved

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random KFC related whinge: I ordered beans right? So where the hell are they? This fiddly pot has rendered me bobbing for beans in amongst a sea of sauce. I demand a higher bean to sauce ratio here!

Also - why am I not supplied the little wet wipe serviettes anymore? It was a highly rewarding hobby of mine to steal them - hell I had hundreds of the things in my jacket pocket at one point. KFC have really gone down hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I lick ears instead "

i quite like mine nibbled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Random KFC related whinge: I ordered beans right? So where the hell are they? This fiddly pot has rendered me bobbing for beans in amongst a sea of sauce. I demand a higher bean to sauce ratio here!

Also - why am I not supplied the little wet wipe serviettes anymore? It was a highly rewarding hobby of mine to steal them - hell I had hundreds of the things in my jacket pocket at one point. KFC have really gone down hill "

Thank you for your comments. KFC are sorry you are not experiencing the high quality of service you are used to from us. In response we would like to offer you a complimentary FUCK OFF.

We hope you consider KFC for all your fast food habits in the future. Have a nice day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC only does breast and thighs. I love licking them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has KFC and a woman got in common... Well,, after the tender thigh, and the juicey breast, there is only the greasy Box left to put your bone in...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Did you hear Colonel Sanders passed away?

He kicked the family bucket..."

Apparently the buried him in a small cardboard box with a lemon wipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you hear Colonel Sanders passed away?

He kicked the family bucket...

Apparently the buried him in a small cardboard box with a lemon wipe. "

I'll remember that for when I next grace someone with that joke

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Lick a pussy instead, much better and healtier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lick a pussy instead, much better and healtier "

Where do I apply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lick a pussy instead, much better and healtier "

Well you're not far from me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently about to have one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Currently about to have one!"

Do. Not. Lick. Your. Fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a McDonald's in about 6 years now, haven't had a KFC in around 2 and half years...

I do miss KFC...

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